Newburp Pedatric Aslyum

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Dr.Michelle Lacy sighs as she sees a van approach the gates of the asylum, "Looks like a new charge has arrived" she starts to go down to the receiving area of the asylum

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"Ok, guys, I know this is your job and all but could you relax a bit? Have some fun, will ya? I know I am not always in the best of moods but are these really appropriate?" Vincent (Vince to anyone he wasn't angry at) shook his arms for emphasis, rattling the handcuffs. His black hair swayed as the van stopped abruptly, temporarily blinding him. He tried to blow it out of his face but to little success. "Whatever." He muttered, chipper. He was in a good mood now, not so much the past few weeks though. That is, of course, what got him sent to this "clinic". It looked exactly like an old insane asylum. The difference being, he hoped, that it was a nice modern one like in House and that there wasn't an evil Nurse Ratchet about. Although a cool not-deaf Native American would be cool. Lobotomy would be worse than the nurse though. Jack Nicholson, though. What a guy.

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Dr.Lacy sighs and smiles as Vince was led out of the van, "Thats enough boys I can take it from here" He says placing a hand on Vince's shoulder and leading him into a nice relaxing room with warm colors and soft chairs

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"What's up, Doc?" He asked the doctor as he was led into what was supposed to be a relaxing room. It irked him, too many bright colors. "This room is too cheerful, it's also pretty tacky. You guys should have a better interior decorator. Unless you did it, then I think it's wonderful." The seventeen year old said, giving the doctor a large grin. "What's your name? Unless you prefer me to call you 'Doc'. By the way, Doc, you have no Nurse Ratchets in this fine establishment-correct? Like, no one named Ratchet or anyone who acts like her?" The smiling boy asked, actually a little concerned. This was his first taste of a mental establishment.

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" well, thk you this room id designed to be relaxing.. you are to adress mme as Dr. Lacey. And the only rschet we have is the misnteance mman. Now tell me about yourself x

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"Alright, Doc. Though 'Doc' sounds better than 'Dr. Lacey'. That's good, though maintenance men can be creepy as well. I don't think you watch enough horror movies." Vince said as he plopped into a chair. "I just found the redeeming quality of this room. Besides you, of course." He stayed quiet for a time and did anything but look at her. "So, Doc, I was wondering. In this fine establishment of a looney bin, where might the bathrooms be? Long ride and all."

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Dr.Lacey sighs a bit "Vince here at Newburp, we do a very speical treatmeng here." She gets out a diaper from a cabanit "so please dont make this hard dear, we can do this the easy way or the hard way" sshesays as several large male orderlies enter the room

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"Oh, here are the brutish male orderlies." Vince said, not even having time to process the diaper that she pulled out. "If you guys come any closer, it's going to be the hard way. Stay off, and everything should be perfectly a-ok." He told them, retreating from them and stepping closer to the doctor. "Uh, this I was not expecting. A diaper. How exactly is this going to help my mental disorder? If bipolar disorder is a chemical screw up in my brain every now and then, what the hell is a diaper going to do?" He asked her, both curious and nervous.

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"well, I did my resadencey a few years back at a facility called Clear water Pediatric Asylum under Dr. Matt Braddock, the pioneer of a revolutionary new treatment known as the nursery." she places a hand on his shoulder "The nursery, is a restart a chance to relive life for those that had their's twisted. The treatment works wonders, you know that girl that murdered her parents a few years back, Julie? She was a patient under Dr.Bradock and look at her now, a member of the Junior US olmpic gymnastic team. So i modified the treatment a bit. Now Vince, just lay down on the floor and this will be over before you know it"

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"For the record, I still don't see how this is going to help with my bipolar disorder. I mean, my behavior was generally fine. Up until the incident a few weeks ago. But besides that, I am generally fine. Meds help, they do. I mean, sure, with Julie, it maybe might make sense. But for one incidence of attempted self harm, this seems like a bit of a stretch. Really, it does." Vince said, almost pleading. He liked his autonomy and getting sent to this place bashed it to the ground. But this treatment, which had become fairly famous, was burying it in the ground and leaving it for dead. "Please don't, please. Please, please, please pleasepleaseplease..." Vince's cry for mercy turned shortly into inarticulate sobbing as he sat cross legged on the ground. Curse his parents, they certainly didn't mention this! He didn't even think to ask how the treatment was modified when he realized his autonomy would be so desecrated.