Well sometimes me and my diaper go to the arcade and play Street Fighter, but the compitition gets way to fierce so we end up yelling obscenities about each other and going to our respective quiet places. After hours of silently fuming at each other we usually end up consummating as a form of apology, usually in a violent and messy manner that could only be considered sexy if you're a fan of angry sex. Afterward things just get awkward and we don't talk to each other for months...
Then one day out of the blue Diaper will ask me if I want to go play Street Fighter at the local arcade.
Good times.
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