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**MingleMonster** · March 21st, 16, 10:35 PM

Hewwo! :3

General Chat threads usually don't get looked at much, but I noticed some of the more high-traffic threads are forum games. Everybody loves a good game, so that makes sense!

So now you've got a new one - Don't get me started! This game of improv is done in two steps:

Step 1) Go on an angry rant (at least a few lines, but you can go on and on if you want!) about whatever the person before you brings up, tearing it to shreds!

Step 2) Post the next thing for the person after you to go on an angry rant about, to perpetuate the cycle of ranting!

Sounds simple, yeah? Of course, since I'm making the thread, I gotta' make the first post, so... Let the ranting commence!

Oh, and try to keep it semi-clean. Not that we can't joke around and have fun, but remember the difference between jokes and insults please. ^_^

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Ugh! Carrots! I can't even believe carrots are a thing! They're just so orange, but they weren't always - stupid hipster carrots being all orange now! What, your natural color wasn't good enough? Oh, and what's with the green tops huh? Like, are you a leafy veggie or a root?

And I can't even with trying to grate you - you look just like cheese! What if I go to a restaurant one day and order a nice taco, and bite into it expecting warm cheese only to find that it's a shredded freaking carrot!? Eww eww ewww!

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Next thing - Go on an angry rant about Tires!

**TheOriginalDL** · March 21st, 16, 11:07 PM

You know what I hate? Tires. They always go flat just when you need to get somewhere! Once I was on the way to a relatives wedding and I got a flat tire! I had to stay the night at a motel and missed the wedding since it was so far away!

Tires are the bane of my existence! I hate tires! They should just replace them with stone wheels! Those will never go flat!

Next thing - go on an angry rant about the Internet.

**Bandit Keith** · March 21st, 16, 11:16 PM

You know why the internet sucks most of the time? Whiny pre-teens that think everything should go there way,when things don't they get bitchy and butthurt status then they troll and needless hate on others do to there butt-hurt status.

There should be a butt-hurt system to lock those in such a state out of the net typing areas

Next thing - go on an angry rant about people who are crazy fans of something

**MingleMonster** · March 21st, 16, 11:38 PM

Irate fans? Ugh, don't get me started!

Have you ever had the displeasure of meeting one of these people? I don't just mean those people that like a thing and have a few posters on their wall, I mean like full-out crazy nutcases that have to self-preserve by making an idol of someone - or even something!

Like, Beliebers!? I've only got one question... HUH?? *Very exaggerated shrug*

*Starts doing an imitation* "Oh boy, I just woke up, better tweet, retweet, Facebook, Bookface, Instagram, Snapchat, Myspace and throw fliers out of my car windows all in the name of BEIBER. "

And they're not the only ones at fault either! It's ALL OF YOU *Points indiscriminately* You know who you are! That guy makes cast molds of people's big toes! That guy over there went all the way to Japan -just- to ride the Hello Kitty train like, 40 some odd times! She VAPES! UGGHH!

...And don't even get me started about these Trump rallies... >_>

Ya'll need to just get a grip!

*I say as I walk out, the back of my jacket having an embroidered '#KillerWaspLivesMatter' across the back*

Next thing - Rant about The Invisible Boatmobile

**ThePaddedAmby** · March 22nd, 16, 12:07 AM

The invisible boatmobile? Dont even get me started on that!

Who in thier right mind would think to themself one day to make a functional boat, but make it invisible? Like I park that thing on the dock and I come back expecting to find my nice boat but no! I gotta spend an hour reaching off docks to find some invisible boat! Then im told it's "used so the villians cant see you" oh villians can see me but they cant see the damn boat!

Now if you excuse me, ill be in my invisible plane...
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Next thing- Rant about Ducks

**Chibi Tom** · March 22nd, 16, 12:39 AM

I hate Ducks! They flap and quack and all sound like The parrot from alladin. They're living off the goverment's welfare. We need to build a wall around every duck that has or will ever live!

Next rant: bats

**SilenceInTheSnow** · March 22nd, 16, 01:01 AM

If there is one thing worse than ducks it's bats. All flying and getting around in the dark. They screech and bite. Ouchies.. If that wasn't enough they're basically flying rats.

Next thing: Geese

**Ryukkira** · March 22nd, 16, 01:04 AM

Ugh geese, don't even get me started!!

They are the spawn of Satan! Vengeful evil little bastards who think they own the streets. I even heard they shake people down for breadcrumbs. Hey Geese..........GET A JOB!

Next rant: Feeling Hungry

**TheOriginalDL** · March 22nd, 16, 02:02 AM

Feeling hungry sucks! You can't do anything productive because you're too focused on wanting something to eat! It just sucks!

You know what the worst part is? This happens all the time! I'm always feeling hungry so I always feel like this! That is why I hate feeling hungry!

Next Up: Memes

**AlternateCaregiver** · March 22nd, 16, 03:12 AM

Ugh memes, look there is some I can laugh at or tolerate but when it get bad, it's bad. Remember that one about a guy saying 'deez nuts' it sounds sooo dumb, this is what got popular? I still hope that meme is dead.

These things spread too fast and I hate it when it's reference and I have truly no idea what it's about and feel out of the loop. I do have to wonder why some stuff turns into a meme and why other things aren't.

Next up: nostalgic fans (prefferibly for cartoons), espically those who only like the old stuff and nothing new.