High stakes TorD in the Leaf Village

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It was a cool breezey morning in the Village hidden within the leaves. Naruto was lugging a very large scroll into his apartment. The blonde haired delinquent had managed to get his hands on something special for tonight's game and had invited what little friends he could to experience this bizarre find. As he entered his apartment he set the scroll on the table and set out to prepare food for his guests.

[Everyone wears Diapers]

Sasuke Uchiha was grumbling as he was walking to Naruto's house. He was upset at the moment because the moron called him while he was thinking about his new neighbor who was his teammate Sakura Haruno. Sasuke would never admit it to anyone not even if he was in the T&I (torture & interrogation) chamber but he developed a crush on Sakura not because she was smart or looks cute.

No Sasuke Uchiha fell for Sakura because he liked her dominate personality he shook his head and ignored a few civilians who where saying hello as he didn't want to give them any attention at all. He frowned thinking about how Sakura always yells at Naruto and even receives punishment for trying to talk to her. "That idiot gets her attention the way I want it"

He made it to Naruto's house and knocked on the door. "Hey open up"

Tenten was on way to Sakura's house to ask the girl a question that's been on her mind recently ever since she spied on team seven which was about a week ago. "I hope Sakura can answer my question if not I'll ask her about Sasuke" she arrived at the Haruno house hold and knocked on the door.

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Naruto cursed to himself as he spilled some of the dip he wss preparing for the party. "Shit seriously, why's this guy always have to be such a pain in my ass" he briskly walked over almost tipping over the rare scroll as he reached the door. "CRAP can't let this get damaged, it'll ruin all the fun of tonight's party." He centered the scroll safely back on the table and continued to the door opening it to reveal his bitter rival. "Geez and I thought the problem would be that you wouldn't show up, why'd you have to get here so early, the chicks haven't even shown up yet"

Sakura Haruno rubbed the sleep out of her eyes as she rose with the morning "uck today's that party with the stupid idiot hosting, I wonder if I can skip it?" The pink haired ninja posed the question to her self having no tolerance for her blonde companion or his chicanery. "Then again." She rubbed her chin. "Sasuke DID say he was coming sooooo....." Holding on to that thought, the Hokage's student powered through the long and arduous proscess of preparing herself for the day. Choosing a stunning red dress and some heeled shoes. As she was just about to leave home on her own volition, she heard a knock and immediately opened the door to reveal her friend Tenten. "Oh hey girl, what's up, I was just about to meet up with you."

[Everyone wears Diapers]

Sasuke let himself in Naruto's home. "Shut up loser I only came here because I have nothing else to do today and kakashi convinced the hokage to let me have a paid vacation the down side to it is I am forbidden to train" he looked around the house and saw a bunch of decertifications with a table full of various snacks. Your such an idiot what's with the balloons and confetti everywhere we are adults not children" he went to the table and grabbed some chips. "And I doubt a girl would be interested in you they weren't when we were genin...oh wait your still a genin the only one out the rookie nine" Sasuke smirked

Tented blinked a few times as she saw Sakura and what she was wearing. "Woah girl why are you so dressed? It's just going to be a party with all of our friends at least that's what I heard" she was wearing a light blue mini skirt with a matching t-shirt and black high heels her hair was all the way down it reached down her back.

Tenten was dressed like this because she has been trying to get a certain knuckle head to notice her and that is Naruto. "I came here to ask you a question and it's going to sound weird but you know how you always hit Naruto everytime he tries asking you out? I'm curious have you ever hit Sasuke I mean I know you like him but I have a feeling he wants to be treated like how you treat Naruto"

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Naurto blushed at the rather childish decorations he had amassed. He just didn't know what parties were traditionally like. The kiddy decorations were more of an honest mistake then a conscious choice, still Naruto could not deny they had brought him some glimmer of joy. After all he never got to have a real childhood, and coveted any cute item that could bring him that sense of security. "What's your problem huh! Why you gotta be a jerk all the time. The adult Genin grabbed his teamate by the collar. "I invited you into my home and this is how you treat me. What are you pent up cause Sakura won't step on your dick?" The dirty blond smirked. He may have been mortified at his lower status amongst his peers, but he knew Sasuke was more sensitive about his own hang ups.

Sakura hid her face in a blood red blush. I just like to dress nice can you blame me?" She twiddled her fingers as her eyes darted back and forth "i-i-if Sasuke just happens to be there well ...... that's just a bonus. Sakura was already flustered by her best friend's words, but then she had the audacity to make such a lewd claim completely out of the blue. "OH TENTEN THAT'S RIDICULOUS, no one wants to be treated like that living sack of shit Naruto!" Tenten's words raddled around Sakura's head like and angry swarm of bees. Could it be true, did the man of her dreams secretly covet the only thing she'd never give him? What other explanation could there be, after all every other attempt to garner his attention had failed. This was the only explanation that made sense at this point. Sakura shook her head even faster, almost messing up all her hard hair preparation. Eager to jump off this line of thought she quickly deflected to change the subject "and what about YOU and that blockhead, you really think dressing sexy is going to get him to notice you? Have you seen how many times he uses that stupid Sexy justu of his. Honestly most of the time it looks like he wants to BE the girl getting all the attention, not get with one. Honestly that's why he's so pathetic, always pretending to be a girl, being so weak and helpless he's behind everyone in class. He's not a real man in ANY sense of the WORD!! the hell do you even see in him?!"

[Everyone wears Diapers]

Sasuke growled and slapped Naruto's hand away from him and fixed his shirt then the boys eyes widened as Naruto brought up his secret he shared with Naruto. "How Dare you Naruto" without any hesitation Sasuke punched his rival in the stomach. "I can't believe you just said that all because I told you I like Sakura's aggressive side while we were drinking sake one night that's the real her and you get to experience her true self practically everyday" his sharringan subconsciously activated. "I on the other hand have to deal with her annoying fan girl personality which is something we both thought she would be over with"

Sasuke grabbed Naruto's collar. "At least I I'm not thinking of Tenten's panties to try them on you stupid cross dresser that's why you created that perverted sexy jutsu of yours it's no wonder Hinata gave up chasing you and started dating kiba she probably found out about your hobby"

Tenten eyes widened at Sakura's words could Naruto be a crossdresser? She never thought about it until now and it does make sense. Tenten put a finger to her chin and started thinking
'hmm if Naruto is indeed into cross dressing it doesn't bother me much as I am a tomboy and the main reason I'm dressed all girly was simply for the partyy' she thought and shook her head. "Sakura please stop calling Naruto names you don't hear me calling Sasuke a closet masochist freak"

Tenten took a deep breath and tried to calm down before things get physical. "Look girl I'm sorry ok and I'm going to be honest here if Naruto is into cross dressing I'm not really bothered by it simply because I'm a tomboy which means I prefer boy clothes over girl ones I'm only dressed the way I am now is just for the party and if it catches Naruto's attention then it's a plus for me" she put a hand on Sakura's shoulder "if you don't believe me about Sasuke wanting to be treated like how you treat Naruto here is an idea"

Tenten looked around just in case and saw no one and whispered loud enough for Sakura to hear "blame Sasuke on something like you do with Naruto and hit him and watch his reaction or his crotch as he might get turned on.

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Naruto clenched his stomach and whimpered crying. Sasuke's punch may have hurt but his words hurt even deeper. "Why do you always have to be such a jerk all the time. What did I ever do to deserve havong to put up with the "real Sakura" I don't even care gosh. Naruto had received such damage to his intestines he was beginning to pee freely all over his pants. "Ooohhhh nooo now look what you did! H-help me get cleaned up!"

Sakura was fuming at this point, "I don't MEAN to rag on him all the time, he just gets annoying. He's always so loud and obnoxious." After rubbing her arm and biting her lip Sakura gave Tenten's words some thought "look I'll think about it okay let's just get inside already, I don't still want to be talking about this when the boys are in earshot."

Grabbing the knob to Naruto's door Sakura was suprised to see the door creak open. "Huh ...... that's weird, can't this idiot even lock the door properly." She stamped inside intending to give Naruto a piece of her mind for his lazyness. "Naruto you have to be more careful the door is wide open we just walked i-OH MY GOD!!!"