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**AJbestpony** · March 15th, 20, 07:23 PM

Kazuma Satou was many things. Adventurer. Gamer. Deviant. Rogue. But first and foremost, he was a teenage boy. And like all teenage boys, he had dreams, aspirations, and fantasies. Ever since he died and was reincarnated into another world, his life had been one hardship after another. But he did not despair. There was always a silver lining. Especially when he had the option to live out a certain desire of his.

(Remember; I want to keep this as close to the source material as possible. So, let's make Kazuma more than a little selfish, Aqua as whiny as possible and Darkness a complete masochist. Megumin is the only sensible one, despite her obsession with Explosion magic.

**toxic34** · March 15th, 20, 07:25 PM

So when he was made as part of an MMORPG alongside a goddess named Aqua, and two other adventures, all of whom were extremely beautiful, his hormones went into overdrive. Right now he was busy plotting something particularly ingenious, or at least as he thought.

**AJbestpony** · March 15th, 20, 07:27 PM

"It has to be something practical," Kazuma muttered to himself, "How could I get the three of them to partake in a sexually charged scenario without them wanting or trying to kill me in the process?"

**toxic34** · March 15th, 20, 07:29 PM

At that moment, there was a knock nearby, and Aqua approached, extremely angry. "Kazuma! What the fuck were you thinking during that last quest?!"

**AJbestpony** · March 15th, 20, 07:31 PM

Kazuma just chuckled as the blue-haired self-proclaimed goddess came in. He just sneered and said in amusement "Oh, hello, you useless goddess. Found something more to complain about now?"

**toxic34** · March 15th, 20, 07:32 PM

"What gives you the right to hoard all the experience points? We worked our tails off to win that one!"

**AJbestpony** · March 15th, 20, 07:35 PM

"Don't make me laugh," Kazuma muttered drily, "You spent most of the time being chased by that ogre, Darkness kept trying to get bludgeoned by goblins, and Megumin - as usual - cast explosion once and went limp after. As I recall, it fell to ME to retrieve the quest item."

**toxic34** · March 15th, 20, 07:35 PM

"That doesn't give you the right! You level up three times as fast as we do! We can't keep up!"

**AJbestpony** · March 15th, 20, 07:37 PM

Kazuma sighed. "Maybe if you listened to me like you SHOULD, we wouldn't have this problem." He had begun to get tired of Aqua's incessant whining. He felt she really needed a lesson in humility.

**toxic34** · March 15th, 20, 07:38 PM

Aqua gritted her teeth and balled her fists. "You're such a bully!"