one piece puff puff fruit (private ask to join the thread)

[jamin1227]

(is the ending the puff puff fruit ok mite be long but it's good the writer didn't finish it )

It was hot and sticky outside of the spider cafe, and Paula, the former Miss double fingers of Baroque Works sighed, wishing they had pick a cooler island to settle on.
outside, Miss golden week was painting for the amusement of some new customers, and the dolts seemed to like it.
"That's soooo pretty!' a older man said, with bright blond hair and a mustache.
the guy had a bit of a beer gut to him, and after finding out they didn't serve any booze at the cafe, took out a jug of his own.
"Take it easy fatty.." The man next to him sighed, the guy was tall and wore jeans and a black vest, to his fat friends grey sweat pants and a sweat stained yellow shirt.
"Don't call me fatty youngster! I'll have you know I used to be a great warrior!"
"Used to be, is the key word.." his friend said with a grin, and brushed his short green hair.
"I should send you flying!"
Paula sighed and looked for Mr. 4 and 5 to help stop a fight, then cursed as she recalled she had sent him out with pizza.
Mr.5 was busy showing off his new fire fighter skills to a frail little beatty, with long brown hair and a brown halter top with a jean skirt.
"Soooo amazing.." she sighed and batted her eyelashes.
"He he well you know.."
Miss Christmas and Miss Valutimes were missing too, and Paula left her spot, watching the blond and green hair man shove each other to track them down.

"Foood...food..." Croaked the voice.
Mr.4 stopped, hearing a young man in suffering and slowly walked over.
"What....is....wrong?" He asked in his slow fashion.
Before him, what appeared to be a young man in only Red shorts with long red hair lay on the ground, looking like he was whitering away.
"Sooo...Hungry...please..." He croaked.
Mr.4 paused to think about whether or not to give a pizza to the young man, and then looked down in shock as the young man seemed to telaported, before griping onto both of Mr.4's shoulders.
sharp pain screamed though him, but before he could use his massive power to free himself, it all drained away.
"mmm, that's sooo much better." The young man said, his frame filling out into a well muscled body.
"Thanks for the food tubbo."
Mr.4 managed to scream before even more of his power was sucked out, and he paused out.

-Rainbow mercs Lance Red, the Parasite-

behind the shop, Paula found the bodies of Miss Valuetimes and miss Christmas bloody and looking broken on the ground, standing over them was a man in a black tux, no hair but a well kept goatee, holding a bloody sword, and anther man in pair of jeans and a blue t-shirt.
"she's thinking about calling for help." the man with the sword said.
"My darling, that would be a most foolish move, and i suggest you give up." The man in blue said.
"Or else I'll smash yer fecking face in!" He screamed, going from calm and quite to swearing and screaming.

-Rainbow mercs Gary Blue-the Beserker-
-Rainbow mercs Gerard Black- Mindwipe-

"Did you hear screaming?" Mr.5 asked, and turned his attention away from the young lady.
that proved to be a mistake as she turned herself to stone, and bashed the back of his neck, knocking him out in one blow.
"Loser." she sniffed.

-Rainbow mercs Sarah Brown- Rockette

Miss golden week gasped as she saw this, and went to grab her paint to help her friends, but it was gone, in the hands of the fat man.
"Sorry lil lady, we know all about you.." he said, then turned into five men.
"Boys, two of you take the paint away from here and dump it, the rest of us will clean up here...hurray up so we can party!"
"You da man Ryan!" The clones shouted.
"Like i need you're help with a little girl."the green hair man snarled, before transforming in a Lizard man.
"mmm, feel that sun!" He hissed and then with little effort KO'ed her.

-Rainbow mercs Ryan yellow-One man army-
-Rainbow mercs Ron Green-The Lizard King-

"the little lady decided to give up." Gerard said, looking bored as he led Paula around.
"Just like I knew she would...sigh..."
"Only you could get bored of this." Ryan said and chuckled. "here, have a drink!"
"ugh, i hate this place...it's totally missing up my hair!" Sarah whined, back in human form.
"Why not go back into stone then?" Suggested Gary.
"And look horrible? no thanks!'
"It was but a suggestion...SO DON'T FECKING SNAP!"
"you really have to work on that spilt personally thing.." Ron grumbled, laying out. "as for me, after that lost horrible fight on a winter island..." He shivered.
"you guys know I'm cold blooded when I transform!"
"Has anyone heard from Lance?" Gary asked, back to being polite.
"He's on his way here, with the fat ass, we'll have time to call in the navy. sigh." Gerard muttered.
"...that mind reading thing is really making you sour! have a drink!" Ryan said again and spilt into more clone, so that they could do the dirty work.
"Secure the prisoners boys, the bounty's on their heads will get us lots of party money!"

"As you can see, their ready to go after bigger targets." John said, sitting back, talking into the snail phone.
"I'm not so sure about that." Came the voice on the other end.
"Why not? these were wanted bandits, that the navy let get away more than once. we took them down with ease."
"you took down the lightweights. the big guns are still in jail." Came the voice again.
"I see.." John's voice turned frosty.
"And what would it take for you to change your mind?"
"If you wish to become our official go to Merc team...I have a rather large target for you to prove yourselves with..."

It was anther hot and sticky day, And Nami sighed as she lay on the deck of the thousand sunny, trying to get a tan on her lawn chair in only a itsy bitsy bikini and a tall glass of ice tea.
"For the last time, stop adding on stuff without telling me!" Franky yelled, then bonked both Luffy and Usopp.
"But Luffy said to.."
"And Gas cannons would be awesome!" Luffy added.
"If we lit the gas, it would blow up the cannons and part of the ship!"
"...But it would look cool.." Luffy said thoughtfully.
"You put any more weapons on here without clearing it with me first and I'll use you for bait." Franky said to Usopp, then stormed off.
"Trouble in paradise?" Nami asked a Franky stormed by.
"Idiots, they're all idiots.." He huffed.
"Ignore them Nami, I've prepared a very lovely little snack for you." Sanji said, little hearts in his eyes.
He carried over a tray filled with slices of fruit and a fresh glass of Ice tea, picking up the old glass.
"Thank you Sanji." She said with a wink, then picked up a slice of apple and slowly teased it over her lips, watching the poor guy squirm.
"I...I think i need to go do something." he said in a squeaky voice, and ran off.
"Do you ever get tired of doing that to him?" Nico Robin asked, walking up and stealing a slice of orange.
"Hell no. Sides, I think he liked it." she chuckled then picked up anther slice and sniffed it.
"what the heck is this?" She asked, then shrugged and opened er mouth.
"Wait, I know that smell...Nami don't!" Nico started to say, then Nami popped the fruit in her mouth and swallowed.
"Eat it.." Nico finished too late.
"Ewww! that tasted like crap!" Nami said, making a face and sticking out her togue.
"That's because it's a devil fruit." Nico said with a sweat drop.
"What?' Nami asked looking horrified, then tried to make herself puke by sticking her finger down her throat.
"That won't cannel it out." Nico said.
"But I dun wanna be a lead weight, I like being able to swim!" She whined, then feel all funny.
"Oooo.." She groaned.
"Looks like you're fruit is kicking in." Nico commented.
"If i end up being a weird lizard monster, I'm gonna."
Nami trailed off, as she heard a pop.
Looking down, she saw that her once sleek and sexy outfit was now a childish looking pink swim suit, all one piece with a heart on the front, and a frilly skirt around the waist.
"Oh.My.God." Nami gasped, as she also noticed, that her around her nether regions, she seemed...Puffy.
"Are..are you wearing, a diaper?" Nico asked, a hand going to cover her mouth, as a cute little bow popped into Nami's hair.
"Sanji you son of a-"
What ever she was going to say was cut off, as a large pacifier popped into her mouth.
To her shame, she found herself suckling on it, and stormed off, a picture of humiliating cuteness, planing on putting her now pink bootie covered foot up a certain cooks ass.
"Oh my." Nico said.
"...Either I just saw a Nami in baby gear storm pass me, or I need to cut back on the booze." Zoro said, walking up to Nico and looking rather confused.
"Turns out...that there really is a puff puff fruit." Nico said, then broke out laughing.

The first hint that things weren't right, was the pacifier hitting the back of his head.
turning around, Sanji's jaw dropped as he stared at Nami, who whipped out her storm staff.
"Kiss you're best friends goodbye, and i don't mean the rest of the crew!" She snarled.
Even as she dashed...well waddled over, her staff make a popping sound, and she was holding two rattles.
this stopped her in her tracks, and she stared at them, and then looked up at him, all teary eyed.
"This is all -your- fault!' she wailed, before flopping onto her puffy bottom, starting to cry as her outfit made a popping noise, and she was in a purple sleeper, mitts and footies included and still a large puff around her hips.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

It was a wild party.
In one part of the bar, Ron was trying, and failing badly to out drink Ryan, in a contest where powers were allowed.
True most people were freaked out by the giant lizard man taking on clone after clone, a pile of passed out Ryan's right to the table.
"Y-Your fecking -hic- cheating!"
"No way little man, I'm just winning in style!" Ryan roared as clones waiting to take on Ron all laughed.
"Who da man boys?"
"YOU DA MAN!"
Elsewhere in the bar, Gary chuckled a little then sipped more of the rum.
"Are you sure I can't convince you to have a drink?" he asked Gerard.
"Yes. Booze clouds my mind and there for my gift." Gerard said with a sigh, then finished his water.
"You're lost. If it wasn't for this stuffs calming effects on me, I'd have gone full berserker years ago!" Gary said, waving his hand for anther drink.
"I wanna see some Money before i pour out any more booze." The bar keep said, then made a funny face and collapsed to the floor, Lance holding onto him.
"Really Lance?" sighed Sarah, looking over from her table, playing poker with a few copies of Ryan, and cleaning them out.
"What, I was feeling a little peckish." he chuckled, leaving the drained body of the bar keep on the floor.
"And I didn't kill him.You, I'm sure a little peckish, but If somebody started serving drinks again, I think I could hold off."
Lance was looking at the other Barkeep who nodded, eyes wide and started pouring like his life depended on it.
"Does it bug you that you're a glorified Leech?" Gerard asked, a look of distaste on his face.
"Does it bug you to have that huge stick up you're ass?" Lance shot back.
"Boys, as the only one not driven by a cock, May i suggest you break it up. Do you really wanna be fighting when John gets here?" Sarah asked.
"...Nice time." Lance promised, then sat at the table with Sarah.
"Care for a game of stripe poker?" he asked, winking.
"For the love of god say no, I don't need to see his pale ass." Gary pleaded, getting everyone to start laughing, even Lance.
"Alright ladies, fun times over."
A collective groan was heard, as Ryan clones all over slipped back into the original Ryan.
"Are you sure you don't wanna party?" Ryan hicked, them threw up, all of the booze in the clones being brought into him.
"One of these days he's gonna kill himself that way.." Mutter Ron,. before shifting back to human, and joining in the puking.
"Delightful." John said with a sigh.
In the blink of a eye, he had all of them sitting at the same table, Ron and yellow propped up on each other.
"Holy crap, how many times do I gotta tell you NOT to do that?!" Yelped Gary.

-Rainbow Mercs John White, White lighting-

"Suck it up Princess, we've got a new mission, and if we get these guys, we replace CP9." John said with a grin,
that knocked some sense into those who weren't wasted.
"How much do you guys know about the Straw Hats?"
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"She doesn't seem very happy." Zoro said with a grin.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"Would you be if you were in her shoes?" Nico asked, trying not to laugh.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"So are we suppose to give her a bottle?" Usopp asked, scratching his head.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"Dibs on the diaper changes!" Brook called.
Nami finally stopped her crying, and bashed one of her rattles into Brooks head.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"So if we let her smash Brook she'll be quiet?" Franky asked.
"Seems to be it to me." Sanji added.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"I have a idea.." Nico said, then took a toothpick, and put it agist Nami's mouth.
with a pop, Nami had a pacifier in her mouth, and she started sucking on it and seemed to settle down.
"The Puff puff fruit...I never thought it was real.." Nico said, patting Nami's head and getting a weak hand swat.
"What IS the puff puff fruit?" Chopper asked
"I heard about it though the hidden history's. There was a man who's devil fruit ability was to be able to tell which devil fruit did what. he labeled many of the devil fruits, but kept those that he found to be amusing and worthless to anyone else with him.
"One of the fruits he talks about, is the puff puff fruit. If eaten, it would change any clothing touching the users skin into babyish style clothing, same with weapons and other object, like her pacifier.
"Also, the users emotions play into the clothing, and with training can be used as attacks, as here's the real scary power of the fruit."
Nico leaned forward, and got almost everyone else in with her.
"It's real power...Is cuteness!"
Sweat-drops all around and Nico grinned as she stood back up.
"what kind of power is cuteness?" Usopp demanded.
"Try and hit her."
Usopp huffed and waltzed over, drawing back a hand...
Poof! Nami was in a little girl dress, with puffy shoulders. her hair was in pig tails and her diaper peeked out of the dress, and she looked up, all teary eyed and lip trembling.
"...I can't hit her like that...it's adorable!" he said and went to scoop Nami up, only to get a rattle to the head, laying him out next to Brook.
"Heh heh heh.." Nami chuckled, paci still in mouth.
"She's too cute to actually harm, and the worst we can do is a spanking if she's being naughty."
the paci dropped out of Nami's mouth, as she shook her head no and covered her puffy rear.
"What about diaper changes?" Zoro asked.
Nami made a face.
"I'm willing to bet all we need are her panties for clean diapers...and the old should turn back into panties after being removed."

"So what all do we know about them?" Gerard asked, sipping more water.
"They're confirmed to have a few Devil fruit users. Their Captain ate the gum gum fruit, Their doctor was a reindeer till it ate the man man fruit. Nico robin is confirmed to be with them, and she ate the bloom bloom fruit, and we have unconfirmed reports of a Skeleton man with them."
"A Skeleton? all sorts of wonderful." Muttered Sarah.
"Add onto that, the first mate is widely considered one of the top 20 swordsmen, Their cook has mastered serval kicking styles and their shipwright is a Cyborg..." John trailed off.
"Are there any normal people on board the damn ship?!" Lance asked.
"Their navigator. She's a formal officer for Arlong fish-men pirates. And their gunner, he uses a sling shot. said to be of amazing aim."
"And we took this mission why?" Lance asked, sweat droping.
"Because it sounds like a good time!" Gary said cracking his knuckles.
"Also, I have a plan to keep them away from each others, and for each of us to attack the one we're most likely to beat."
"Dibs on Black leg Sanji"
Ron was looking down at all the bounty's and hiccuped as he picked it up.
"No fair! I was gonna call dibs!" Gary whined, then seemed to freak out.
"YOU GIVE THAT TO ME!"
"Gary!" John snapped.
"Ah...On the other hand.." Gary said meekly.
"Of course I'm assuming I'll have the 'honor' of facing Zoro?" Gerard asked dryly.
"Yup." John confirmed.
"I of course will be using my speed to keep Straw hat Luffy under control, and if worst comes to worst, keeping him away from his crew." he went on.
"Makes sense. how about me?" Gary asked.
"You'll be taking on their bone man if he exists, otherwise backing up me with Straw hat Luffy."
"And me o fearless leader?" Lance asked.
"You get the cyborg." John said with a smile.
"Of course..."
"Nico robin?" Asked Sarah.
"Leave the mind reading to Gerard, and yes."
"W-what about...us.." Ryan asked, then hurled again into a bucket.
"Their doctor may be a devil fruit user, but he's a weakling. you can take on the normals and him and over whelm them. no problem for a once great warrior right?"

"All I'm saying is I'm not washing her crap filled panties." Sanji said, carrying a sleeping Nami towards her room.
"I heard you the first dozen times." Nico said dryly.
She had a duffel bag over her shoulder, as she had volunteered to look after Nami till she got these powers under control.
"So far the only person willing to do it is Brook." Sanji huffed, then paused as Nami made little sounds of distress.
She was back in her sleeper outfit, sucking on her paci softly, but made a face in her sleep.
"So how long do you think she'll be acting all babyish and unable to castrate me?"
"Depends. she's acting all babish now because her bodys adjusting. once she gets it down pat, who knows, maybe she'll be able to convince you to castate yourself." Nico chuckled.
"all sorts of wonderfull thoughts." He groaned.
Nami was laid down on her bed, and after tucking her in, the bed slowly poofed and was a adult sized crib.
"Didn't think she'd be able to affect something that big." Nico said, though mostly to herself.

The party had settled down, but still, someone had made the mistake of calling the local Marines to come in and try and make the rainbow merc's leave.
"Listen, we understand you think you're big shots, but you just need to get back to your ship, and get off our island."
the man talking was two hit Malcore, a semi famous Marine captain know for, you guessed it,
Dropping the bad guys in two hits.
It took John many more hits to drop the cocky captain, But since he was moving so fast the 500 punches to Malcore face that left him disfigured and with no teeth only took all of 3 seconds.
"Most of my men are drunk and need to sleep it off for a bit. we'll leave when we're ready to." John said, talking to Malcore second in command.
"M-Makes sense to me..' he gulped and ordered the rest of them to back off, and they dragged the body of their captain with them.
"fucking prick. " John growled softly.
"Don't tell me we're about to get anther speech about how we're not getting the respect we deserve.." Sarah sighed, sipping her drink.
John glared at her, and she trembled.
"I..I Mean..." she stammered.
"What she means is that she's had one too many, and the booze sends her togue ahead of her reason." Gerard said quickly.
"Why don't you come sit down, and we'll talk. you have to be starving after using your speed to get here, get us together and take him out."
John slowly relaxed and walked over to Gerard, cracking knuckles covered in blood.
"Yeah..."

"what if we used sea stone?"
Sanji was standing by the window in Nami's room, trying to to look over.
a small cot was set up, and Robin was dressed in a night gown covered with a fussy black blanket.
"How much would you try to use?" She asked.
"I..I don't know...how much where in those handcuffs used on you?"
"Now that was a pleasant experience." she said scowling a little.
"..right, I don't like reminding you of it, but still, just enough of it, and she'd be able to function but her 'powers' would be nullified correct?"
"It's a idea, but sea stone causes major depression even if you're able to keep moving. It took a lot of will power, and the support of everyone to get back the will to live.." Robin said.
"...OK sea stone is out." He said with a sweat drop.
Nami muttered something, shifting about in her sleep and whining.
the sheets crinkled, having been turned to plastic water proof ones under the soft silk ones, and she ended up on her knees and chest, face turned to the side and suckling softly again, butt in the air.
"..She really is too cute." he said with a sigh, and took her purple blanket and put it back over the padded girl.
"I -did- already mention that's her power." robin said, looking though one of her books.
"what are you looking at, a cure for her?" Sanji asked.
"No. I'm reading up on some texts. There is No cure for devil fruit powers. at current rate, there's not going to be a cure for devil fruit powers. they only way of canceling them out causes the user discomfort and I'm not going to subject little Nami to that." Robin said looking annoyed.
"The sooner you accept that this is what she's stuck like now, and that there's no quick solution, all the better.
"maybe in time, and with carful practice, so might gain control of it, so many she won't look like a complete baby, but if you want her to master her powers,you're going to have to back off and let her get used to them, and stop trying to quick fix this."
"I..I ."
"Was just leaving, correct?" Robin asked, pointing to the door.
red faced, Sanji walked out.
"heh...you got served." Giggled Nami.
robin turned quickly, to find Nami rolling over and sitting up, paci in her hand.
"And how long have you been awake?"
"Long enough." she said with a little wink.

Gerard sighed, and sipped a nice light wine.
low in alcohol but rich in taste, he knew he could enjoy it without messing with his power.
the most annoying part of his job, wasn't the bad guys, or the marines..it was putting up with his own team mates.
Gary, who was drunkenly hitting on Sarah at the moment was alright, once you learned to deal with the berserker part of him.
Sarah, was a spoiled brat who he'd like to teach some manners, but one didn't simply assault you're team mates without good reason.
Ryan was a drunk, but always worse a few chuckles, though he learned the hard way not to try and read his mind.
Ron was alright depending on where they were. once it got even a little too cold, he turned into a whiner, but as long as it was hot, he was fun.
Lance..Hell even thinking of that leech of a man made him frown. the leech was with out a doubt the sorry excuse of a man around, and if it wasn't for John, Gerard would of sliced him to bits long ago.
between the nature of his powers, and how he acted..
John, was a interesting case.
Level headed, able to take a joke most of the time...
John came from a well off family, that had shunned him because of his devil fruit power.
taught to expect a level of respect when it was earned, John fought hard not for money, but to be respected.
when cases like Malcore came around, it always riled him up.
"penny for your thoughts." John said.
"Just thinking about my wonderful team." Gerard said dryly.
"heh. Bull. You hate almost all of us."
"Well alright, true. but the pay is good, and some of the company is alright."
At that moment, a Ryan clone stumbled over, and Gerard was hard pressed to move out of the way before it vomited.
"Of course others could stand to improve their manners.." He added dryly

"So how are you feeling?" Robin asked.
"Meh." Nami said, waving a hand.
"Meh?"
"Well, I'm not all depressed...still kinda upset but still.." she said with a shrug.
"Alright. How about your mind set?"
"You mean am I still in little girl mode? not...really."
"You feel it there, but for the moment you can be a big girl." Robin clarified.
"Pretty much....when did my bed turn into a crib?" She asked, as if noticing that for the first time.
"A few seconds after you were set down in it."
"Huh...it's kinda comfy.." Nami said, then semi bounced in it, giggling a little.
"Enjoying yourself?" Robin asked.
"Yuppers. might as well have a little fun with this poopy head of a power." Nami said.
she then got on her feet, wobbling a bit, then toddled over to the rails.
the bars came up to about Nami's belly, and she huffed.
"Want out."
As she spoke, her outfit popped and she went from her sleeper to a diaper shirt and white socks.
"I'm sure you do, but it's your nap time." Robin said.
"What? Bull! I'ma big girl and it's like only 3!" Nami said and stomped a foot.
"True, it is only about 3:15, but -your- hardly a big girl...you're a big baby, and with powers that will wear you out so you need those nap times."
"I DUN WANNA TAKE A NAP!" Nami screamed and then grabbed a pillow and tossed it at Robin's head.
"WANNA PLAY! WANNA GO AND PLAY!" She screamed and started rocking back and forth in the crib.
"Nami that is enough!" Robin said sharply, and a arm formed on Nami's back and the hand smacked Nami's puffy ass.
"You...you...Hit me.." Nami whimpered, stopping and then tears and snot leaked down and she started to wail.
"You hittttt meeeeeee!" She wailed and flopped down on her butt, rubbing her eyes and kicking her legs.
"Oh for the love of god.." Robin muttered.

Ryan grumbled softly, as he was carried back by Gary, over the big man's shoulder.
The rainbow mercs had called off their party for the moment, to take those in need of it home.
As the older man slept, he re-lived parts of his life he wished he could drink away.

- Palm tree island, 15 years ago -
"run run! It's Yellow!" Screamed a bandit, crawling on all fours to try and get away faster.
His warning came too late, and a much younger Ryan zoomed out of no where, clubs swinging as he took down the bandits with ease.
"Leave my island alone, or face my wrath!" He bellowed, then chuckled, turning back to his police force.
"Alright boys, book'em!"

-13 years ago -
"are you sure about this?" his wife asked him, holding their kids close.
"We're getting bashed to hell, The pirates want the diamond cave for themselves. I've lost half my police force to them, and if I can turn into a army, i can make them leave one and for all."

-10 years ago.-
He was in a bar, drinking with all of his clones.
The side effects of the fruit, was it made him a booze hound, and he spent more time drinking than fighting these days.
His wife was yelling at him again, but he could barely understand her.
"Fucking woman...I wish she would just die and leave me to my booze.." he thought drunkly.
A clone formed, and picked up a club and....

-7 years ago -
He was in his ship, exhausted, drunk and waiting to be brought into the sea. scenes of his murderous clones killing everyone on the island in a drunken stupor flashed though his mind.
"I'm a monster.." he thought to himself, and glared into the sea, then prepared to jump in, only to be held back by his clones, who refused to let him die.

-5 years ago -
"It won't make up for what you've lost, but if you did go into that rage again, we can stop you." John said, behind him were some of the others he would learn were called the rainbow mercs.
"what the hell...I've got nothing left to lose." Ryan said.

Gary frowned, and then shuddered.
"Did the old booze hound puke on me again?" he asked, eyes shut.
"No, that pleasure was saved for me...he's crying again." Gerard said dryly.

Robin sighed as she wiped Nami's face clean, and rubbed the big baby's back.
"I'm sorry alright." she said, rolling her eyes.
"S-shouldn't hit da baby.." Nami sniffled.
Nami knew she was acting like a baby, but couldn't help herself and it upset her even more.
Robin held a tissues to Nami's nose, and she blew into it, feeling even more helpless.
"I'm...I;m sorry.." Nami whimpered.
the crib bars were down as Robin looked after the big baby, and Nami gently tugged Robin's hand away from her face.
"I..I just really wanted out...and.." She trailed off.
"It's part of you're power now." Robin said gently, and then tossing the tissues away she pulled Nami into her arms.
"W-what are you.." Nami gulped, going red faced.
Robin sat in a chair, and as she had guessed, with a pop they were in a rocking chair.
"Just relax for me please." Robin asked, then positioned Nami so her legs when though the holes under the rocking chair, facing her and got Nami's head rested on her shoulder.
She rubbed Nami's back, and rocked gently, and began to softly sing a lullaby.
within moments Nami's outfit popped back into the sleeper, and the oversized baby was snoring softly.
With a smile Robin held off putting Nami back, it just felt right to have the girl like this, and she kissed Nami's forehead.
"For being a little hell raiser when awake, you're so cute when you're asleep." she coo'ed.

with Ryan put in his room, positioned with his head hanging off the mattress and over a bucket, Gerard took his leave of Gary, to keep watch still and make sure that Ryan didn't choke on his own vomit.
Gary headed back out, and smiled as he locked eyes with Sarah, stumbling a bit.
"Hey sexy.." he said with a grin.
She glared at him, then took her rock form and slammed him into the door of her room, then locked lips with him.
"Going to rape me again?" He asked, chuckling.
"It's hardly rape when you want it." She growled, going human again.
"Yeah..."
he opened the door and they fell in.
it was a odd relationship they had.
most of the time she was the type of girl he couldn't stand, and he was a raging asshole.
only when drunk could they be in love, and each time they refused to talk about it after.
For Gary, who had been forced to become a berserker by his village to defend, let out on missions but kept in a jail cell other times, Life as a merc was fresh, exciting and new, and he loved almost every moment of it.
he remember when John and Gerard had first found him, and rescued him..
For Sarah, she came from a life of riches and glory, but was faced with keeping it and being married to a snot nosed spoiled and ugly rich boy, or take John up on his offer.
Neither of them ever looked back.
For Gary, who had joined them in slaughtering anyone who tried to keep him from leaving, he was a semi outlaw, that they couldn't put a warrant on, since making a berserker was out lawed by the world government.
for his village to admit that they made one and lost it, would get them all in shit.
He had nothing to go back to, and nothing he would of called home anyways.
For Sarah, she could of gone back, and married the geek her father wanted her too, she would always be welcomed back.
However she chose not to out of respect for herself.
As funny noises were heard from her room, the other Merc's could only groan and wish that the walls were thicker.

Nami slept soundly, in her crib once again and Robin took the chance to go up and get a bite to eat, leaving a set of ears and eyes in the room.
"So hows Nami?" Luffy asked, as she stepped out on deck.
"Does she need a change yet?" Brook asked eagerly.
A kick out of nowhere left him on the floor.
"Pervert." Sanji grumbled.
"She's...adjusting." Robin said.
"Her area of affect is also getting bigger. she has a rocketing chair and crib in her room though she's just in the crib."
"How big will her area get?" Franky asked, looking worried.
"Shouldn't be too big..Don't worry, the ship will stay alright."
"Of course it will be, Because I built it and I'm SUPAR!!!" Franky said, grinning and striking a pose.
A collective sweat drop later, they got back on track.
"If you can help it, no body tease Nami." Robin said. "She's...um...Cranky."
"If anyone ever had a reason to be." Muttered Zoro.
"I have a important question!" Luffy said, raising his arm.
"ah...yes?" Robin asked.
"...I forgot."
Collective face fault this time.
"Why is he the captain again?" Franky asked, eye twitching.
"Cause I started the crew?" Luffy asked, picking his nose.
"And there are days I wonder why I joined." Muttered Sanji.
"Oh! OH! I know what i was gonna ask!"Luffy said looking all happy.
"I'm almost afraid to find out." Zoro chuckled.
"Can Nami still navigate?"
"Uh...that is a good question..."
"And it came from Luffy.."
"Is anyone else scared?"
Lance sighed to himself, as he walked alone towards his room.
He knew he wasn't that well liked among the others, and lord knows he tried to change that.
Everything he tried to do seemed to blow up in his face, and he was getting sick of it.
On his way towards his room, he paused, and placed one of his hands on a cleaning girl, the hidden mouth in his palm butting into her as he sucked up her life force.
After years of being a reject and a loser, he had eaten the leech leech fruit, Thinking now he would have the power to make everyone respect him.
Instead he was labeled a glorified Leech and mocked.
"It's not easy being a parasite." He grumbled, and went into his room to lay down.

"So, Is this the big bad Nami that reduced me and my crew to nothing?" Arlong sneered, looking down at Nami.
She was back in Arlong park, in just a diaper and sniffling.
"I can't belive we risked everything for a diaper wearing loser." Huffed Nojiko.
"I...I.." Nami whimpered.
"Nami tried to protest, to make them stop, but all the stress made her do something else..
"Oh my..She really IS a pu-man." Arlong snickered.
Nami was red faced, as she filled the seat of her diaper and whined, trying to explain herself further.
"Why don't we just get rid of the baby Lord Arlong?" Nojiko suggested, and then kicked Nami in the chest, sending her into the water.
Nami shrieked and tried to make it back to the surface, but being a devil fruit user now she had no will to live in water.
"H-Help!" She choked.

Robin was on the deck of the thousand sunny, playing chess with Zoro when she seemed to stiffen.
"Nami's awake...and screaming." She said, then stood up and ran off.
Joining her mere seconds latter was Sanji.
"what's wrong with my Nami?" He demanded.
"For the looks and sounds of things, she had a bad dream."
As they made it to Nami's room, and pulled open the door, the smell hit them, and Sanji gagged.
"And...she might of crapped herself." Robin added dryly, as Nami wailed, kicking and turning about still asleep.

Ron threw up again, and then slumped back agist the wall.
"Why do I keep doing this to myself?" he whined, rinsing his mouth out with scope.
when he had been younger, becoming a devil fruit user was his dream, and he pictured making a pirate fleet.
The Lizard king pirates had fallen apart before they even left port, gone off to go join some loser Clown.
"I bet if I had eaten a logia fruit they would of stayed." he groaned.
Of the three types of Devil fruits, the logia was considered the most powerful, turning it's user into an element and making them piratically immortal.
the Paramecia type, the type that Ryan had ate only gave certain powers to the eater, while the type he had ate the Zoan, let him turn from human into a lizard man, or into a full lizard if he wanted.
Bitter about chances lost, he had been easy pickings for the bet John had given him.
"If you can beat my chubby friend here..I'll give you two million Berri.If you lost, you join my team.." John suggested.
In a humiliating performance, Ryan had knocked the snot out of Ron with ease.
These days, though they fought, they were close friends, and Ryan had taught Ron almost everything he knew about fighting unarmed.
"Just think...if you had been in the island with me...what we could of done!" Ryan like to say.
He claimed, and Ron liked to belive him, that his work was even easier for him, because Ron had muscle memories that allowed him to almost perfectly copy a move after seeing it a few times.

Nami woke up, snot and tears running down her face as she looked around.
"No..Please Nojiko...don't.." she whimpered weakly."
She was in her diaper shirt and blushed as she realized that it was open, and smelled something awful.
"R-Robin?" She whimpered.
"Shhh, it's OK Nami..it was only a bad dream." Robin coo'ed and rubbed and patted Nami's thighs.
"It..It was awful...I was back...In Arlong park..and and...my sister...and Arlong where making fun of me...and then...Nojiko kicked me into the water.."
"Oh sweetheart.." Sanji said, walking in and patting Nami's head.
"You know that she'd never do that to you...and Arlong is fish bait if he even looks at my little Nami." Sanji assured her.
Nami giggled a little, and then nuzzled into Sanji looking down at Robin.
"What are you doing? and whats that smell?" She asked, shifting about.
"..Don't worry about it." Robin said, and looked at Sanji.
Sanji got the message, and did his best to keep Nami from looking down as her diaper was opened.
playing peek a boo with the giggling girl as Robin carefully cleaned up the messy diaper, and then tossed it.
the diaper turned back into a pair of panties once in the waste basket, and Robin took out a new pair and slid them up Nami's legs.
"Hey..hey! I know what you're doing!" Nami yelled.
"..crap look I'm sorry but.."
"You just wanna see me naked! Naughty robin!' Nami giggled and wagged a finger.
"that's 1,000 berri!" She coo'ed and then looked down as the panties puffed out, and she was back in diapers, and now in overalls and a pink diaper shirt.
"Can I go up and play?" She asked, sitting up.
As some of the crew worked off hangovers, John made a final check over there ship.
They had wasted enough time on this island, and they needed to get going if they were going to ambush the Straw hats.
"Marine reports put them somewhere in this area.." Gerard said, tapping the map.
Outside of the main cabin, dozens of Ryan's worked at getting the ship ready to go, while Gary and Ron carried supply's on board.
Lance was off the ship, being backed up by Sarah, looking for a few last meals to last him while they took off, Sarah there to protect him in cause he bit off too much.
"I've received permission to use Marine only channels. They're holding off attacking the Straw hats for right now, giving us a chance to at least weaken them." John said, elbows on the table, head resting agist his fists.
"No one claimed this would be easy."
"True, But the waring would of been nice." John grumbled, then stood up.
"Once the ship is set, and everyone's on board, having them start meeting with me and you one at a time."
"John?"
"Between you and me, we'll pick apart pictures and the likes taken of each straw hat while fighting, till we can give everyone a basic idea of what they're up against."
"Nice...You still haven't told them how you're going to get the Straw hats where you want them."
"Gerard...You can read my mind..are you telling me you haven't already looked?"
"Out of respect for you I haven't told the others..but yes."
"Then you know I find it distasteful, but it must be done. I try to tell myself, using these tactics on pirates doesn't count but.."
"I'll go check on the others..you just relax." Gerard said, patting his captain on the shoulder, then left the room.
As he watched Gerard go, John wondered what the telapath really thought of his plan.
It would take down the risk of killing the straw hats and his crew.
By nature, being mercs, they tried to bring in bounty's alive, as The Marines liked to be the ones to give the final solution.
"There are some days, I almost wish I had become a pirate." He commented to no one but himself, and then went back to looking over Monkey D. Luffy's know attacks.

Nami waddled onto the deck, and giggled as she felt the sun shine on her.
Her butt hurt a little,from the spanking she had gotten last night when Robin refused to let her come and play on the deck.
She huffed a little about it, but then dashed over towards Chopper, scooping him up and hugging him.
"Mine!
" she squealed.
"H-Help!" Chopper cried out, eyes going wide.
"Nami, you know you're not suppose to play with Chopper like that." Robin scolded.
"Oh...right.." She said, blushing and then dropped the reindeer, who ran off.
"Bye Chopper! wanna play later?" Nami called after him, then pouted when he didn't answer.
"Fine! Be a poopy head!"
Robin did a slight sweat drop, then walked over and patted Nami on the head.
"I'm sure he'll come around, if you leave him alone for awhile."
"Aww, OK..but he looks so cuddly!"
"Sanji made you pancakes you know.." Robin added with a smile, ruffling Nami's hair.
"R-Really?" Nami asked, wide eyed and drooling.
"Yup.with lots of syrup.."
"PANCAKES!" Nami cried out.
She switched from her playtime outfit, into just a diaper and bib, and ran..well waddled with speed towards the dinning room.
"Oh lord...Nami wait! You're going to give everyone a nose bleed!' Robin called, and chased after her.

"More pancakes!" Luffy demanded, pounding the table.
"And meat!"
"yeah yeah...hold on." Sanji huffed, flipping fresh pancakes.
"If you eat them all before Nami gets hers..." Sanji tailed off.
"Mine wasn't cooked all the way.." Zoro said, glaring.
"Oh, image that.." Sanji said with a shrug and grin. "I wonder how that happened.."
As he finished talking, a plate hit him in the back of the head.
"Here we go again.." Sighed Franky, in the middle of changing bottles of cola.
"Five bucks on Sanji." Usopp offered.
"Nonsense, did you see Zoro take on my shadow? He'll win for sure!" Brooke huffed, then slapped five berri on the table.
Luffy sighed, but took the chance while Sanji was trying to kick Zoro's teeth in, to sneak over and grab a fresh stack of cakes.
Just as Sanji's shoe was coming down to brain Zoro, Nami walked in and waved.
"Hewwo!" She coo'ed, waving her arms and grinning, making the bib flop up.
Serval things happened all at once, but later on, the straw hats agreed that it most likely went down like this.
1) Sanji shot out so much blood from his nose that he fainted, and would later need to revived by chopper with smelling salts.
2) Zoro would go for a quick hit on Sanji, then catch sight of Nami, and blushing beet red, excuse himself.
3) Luffy, seeing Nami, began to cry, knowing that with Sanji out, he'd have to share what was left of the pancakes.
4) Franky, jaw dropping, dropped his cola, which broke open and shot across the room.
5) Usopp, who was committing the sight to memory got whacked in the head by Frankys cola.
6) Brooke, experienced a moment of bliss, and would of done more but..
7) Robin came in with a blanket, and covered Nami up.
"Spoil sport!" Brooke huffed.
"..what happened in here?" Chopper asked, coming in and getting spotted by Nami.
"Pancakes AND chopper! Score!" she squealed and drove for the tiny reindeer.

"Is this really smart?" Gary asked, looking bored out of his skull.
"What do you mean?" John asked, humoring him.
"I mean..I'm the effing Berserker. I get pissed off and then lay waste to everything in site."
Gerard chuckled a little.
"What are you laughing at?...oh for gods sakes, what are you, twelve?"
"Heh..lay waste.."
"If we could get back on the task at hand?" John asked, rubbing his nose.
"But yeah...I'm not going to recall any of this, i'm just gonna be all like 'Gary smash' "
"He does have a point."
"Had to happen sooner or later." John sighed.
"Hey!"
"Just go, relax or what ever..and on you're way out send in Ryan..wait..did we pack booze?"
"We weren't, but he snuck a wagons worth oh beer barrels on board." Gerard answered.
"Grand...Alright send Lance in...I don't quite have it in me at the moment to deal with a deal Ryan."

As the dinning room was cleaned up by Sanji and Zoro, Nami sat in a high chair eating her pancakes with a baby bottle of milk next to her.
She had started out sitting in a normal chair, covered up by the blanket that had turned into a baby blanket of sorts, but kept her top covered better than the bib.
then the chair had made the trademark noise and Nami was in a highchair, sighing.
the same had happened when she went to have a glass of milk, and ended up with a baby bottle.
She had tried to take the top off, to drink like a big girl but a hand smack from mommy..Robin had resulted in crying, and then Nami drank her bottle like a good girl.
Robin had to cut up Nami's pancakes for her, and had started to wish she had fed Nami.
While piece of the pancakes were getting in her mouth, Nami was getting covered in syrup.
Across from Nami, Chopper was having scrambled eggs.
He had started to whine he wanted pancakes too, till he got scary looks from both Sanji and Zoro.
"Alright, the room done, I'm going off to get drunk." Zoro grumbled,then stormed off.
"Good, glad seaweed head finally left us alone." Sanji huffed.
"Now now, I think his reaction was understandable." Robin said with a grin.
"Oh?"
"You did undercook his food." She said with a knowing smile.
"Well um.."
"and you're too good of a cook to have done it by mistake."
"Oooooo, Busted!" Nami giggled.
"Shush up sweety." Robin said and ruffled Nami's hair, then pulled back a hand,
"Ew..Look, if you wanna help me look after her, then knock off the fights with Zoro, she' doesn't need to see them."
"He started it.."
"Really? and which one of you ate the puff puff food?"
"Ok ok..I'll call a truce..but only for Nami's sake." He grinned and ruffled her hand, then made the same face Robin had.
"We really need to start feeding her ourselfs.."
"Or you just stop making her food that leaves her this sticky."