Naruto: The Sound of Incontinence (Closed)

[Mistress]

The Village Hidden in the Sound, an up and coming shinobi village, a safe haven for outcasts and missing nin alike. Few outside the village knew that it would someday become one of the most feared villages in the shinobi world, and it would all start with one genin team particating in the chunin exams in the Hidden Leaf Village.

Team Dosu had just returned from a C turned B rank mission. It had been originally an escort mission, however they had been ambushed by a squad of Grass Nins. The Hidden Grass Village specialized in poisons, however this squad seemed to be an exception, one that the team was thankful for. Team Dosu was currently giving their mission briefing.

[Ometeotl]

Tayuya had also been on a mission, but that had been a solo, B-ranked mission. It seems that the Grass Village was being especially aggressive recently, as Tayuya's mission ended with her attacked by a a different squad from that village. She defeated the squad, receiving little more than a few scratches from what seemed to be normal senbon needles. Tayuya returned to village roughly the same time that Team Dosu did, and went to give her results.

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"And that's what happened." Dosu finished. "We managed to successfully escort our client to his village, despite being attacked by chunin level Grass nin. Aside from a few cuts and bruises, the team is fine...aside from Kin anyways."

"Oh shut up." Kin snapped. There were holes in her pants, and she had ripped one of her sleeves to bandage a particularly nasty wound on her other arm. "I'm fine, just a little woosy from bloodlose if anything. Once I take a blood pill I'll be fine."

"Maybe if you hadn't actually jumped in the way of that kunai, you would never have gotten that wound." Zaku sneered, trying to get Kin belittled by the Jonins in front of them.

"Yeah, you're right. I wouldn't have gotten hurt, but our client would have gotten that kunai in the neck. We would have failed the mission then." Kin explained, feeling a headache coming on. "A flesh wound is worth the mission's success, maybe if you weren't trying to get in that blond's pants back at the academy, you'd have learned that."

The Jonin just shook his head at the childish display in front of him.

[Ometeotl]

"You three done bickering yet, so I can get my cash?" Tayuya snarled from behind them.

She walked up closer to them, stumbling a bit due to a sudden bout of lightheadedness. She shook it off, and slapped her hand on the desk.

"Mission complete, cash now" She stated, holding her other hand out expectedly.

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Team Dosu immediately backed away upon realizing who they were dealing with. Tayuya was a well known figure in the sound village, even Orochimaru avoided her around that time of month.

"Y-yes, well, I need a m-moment to find y-you mission's scroll." The Jonin stuttered. "D-don't want to g-give you l-less money then y-you earned."

As the jonin ducked under his desk, searching, Kin was beginning to sweat, a feeling of lightheadedness coming over her. She took a ragged breath as she leaned back against the wall behind her, clutching her arm.

[Ometeotl]

"Just hurry it up." Tayuya snarled to the Jounin.

As Tayuya waited, she turned to look at Kin who looked a bit distressed and a tad beaten up.

"There were three of you and yet you allowed her to take that much damage?" Tayuya asked, mainly to Dosu and Zaku, "Do you guys suck that much, or are you just too chicken-shit to fight for yourselves, leaving her to take all the..."

Tayuya trailed off, suddenly feeling another bout of dizziness, combined with a bit of nausea. She assumed she was just hungry, and shook it off, but not finishing her sentence, as her point was made clear.

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"For your information, we were dealing with three of the four Grass nins when Kin jumped in the way of that kunai." Zaku arrogently stated.

"Kin is the weakest of us, so it's expected she will be injured more often then either of us, even without gender added into the equation." Dosu said.

Kin growled, both at the jab at her skills and her gender. She pushed herself off the wall, and moved to grab some of her special senbon needles, when a wave of dizziness and nausea brought her to her knees.

The Jonin was still under the table. He had found the mission scroll, but now he was hiding; making a sexist comment with trained kunoichi in the room was not a smart thing to do, regardless of rank.

[Ometeotl]

"The only reason she should be taking a kunai hit, is because you two morons are too scared to do so yourselves." Tayuya mocked, "As for her being the weakest? I doubt it, compared to you, the Human Hair-dryer, and you, The Mummy." She added, referring to Zaku and Dosu, respectively.

Tayuya kicked the desk, giving the Jounin the hint to hurry up.

"You should take her to the hospital, before your screw-up costs her her life." Tayuya replied, casually.

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Dosu turned to Zaku. "You take her to the hospital, I'll wait here and get our money."

"What? Why do I have to drag her sorry ass to the hospital?" Zaku demanded.

"Because I'm the team leader." Dosu said. Leaning in, he whispered, "And I can counterfit money better then you. Take her, and we'll split Kin's cut." Zaku grinned at this.

"Fair enough." Zaku moved over to Kin, and grabbed the back of her vest. "Come on, the sooner we get you in the hospital, the sooner you can get a shower, you smell like you roled in vomit."

As Zaku lifted Kin to her feet, Kin suddenly lurged, vomiting all over Zaku's head and shirt. Groaning, Kin collapsed to the floor as Zaku began to puke himself, the smell and fact he was covered in vomit to much for him.

The Jonin peeked out from under, set a sack full of money for Tayuya's mission on it, then ducked back under.

[Ometeotl]

"I heard you, moron" Tayuya said to Dosu, "I'll be making sure you give Kin her cut plus an extra 40% for letting her take a bad hit."

Tayuya winced as Kin vomited, barely stopping herself from doing the same.

"Ugh, you're all pathetic," She stated, referring to Zaku and the cowardly Jounin.

She simultaneously grabbed her money sack, and kicked the desk hard, smashing it through the wall just enough to trap the Jounin in the cavity he was hiding in, but basically making it a cage via the wall of the room.

"C'mon Kin, I'll take you there." Tayuya said, "I don't trust these morons to do it themselves."