D&D&D: Dragons, Dungeons and Diapers.

[Wonald]

Problems always arise, some big like a dragon kidnapping someone from the royal family, others as small as slime near a river. But no matter the size of the problem, a group of noble heroes always appears to fix things.

"Damn it! It took you a long time to get your ass out of bed today!" Said a red fox.

Well, sometimes they are not noble heroes, but hey, if they fix the problem, it is enough, right?

At an inn in the kingdom of Green Hallogwey, a group of adventurers were meeting for breakfast with the idea of ​​taking a mission to get money.

The "leader" of this group is Daniel, a red fox, trained in sword combat, wearing basic equipment. Who had spoken to one of his companions because of his delay.

"We don't all go to bed early, Dan. Some of us like to take advantage of the night." A so-called gray-furred wolf said taking a seat at the same table, meeting up with his 3 companions. The canine wears dark and lazy clothes, hiding things from view, like a good thief.


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Daniel: Underoos of Pokémon and Short green
Health 20/20
Incontinence 4/100

Thomas:
Health 17/20
Incontinence 4/100

Marcus: Pink skirt, a yellow Hello Kitty T-shirt with a tied pacifier and white panties with drawings of unicorns.
Health 18/20
MP 30/35
Incontinence: 0/100

Gabe: Panties of MLP
Health 18/20
MP 14/20
Incontinence 17/100


Item:
Pacifier tied to Marcus's underoos.
Health bottle.
Strange liquid, could be poison or honey.
Mana bottle.
Mlp diaper on Gabe's lute.

[Mr Hoo]

"And I thought that getting enough sleep at night was supposed to make you happier, not have the opposite effect." said a ginger cat named Gabe. He was wearing joyful-looking clothing and had his favorite lute by his side, for he was the group's bard.

Sitting next to him was the group's wizard, a male lizard named Marcus. He wore his dark purple hooded robe tied with a silver rope at the waist. He was currently looking through his tome of spells that he always kept with him, "Are we here to complain about our sleeping habits or are we going to talk about this quest?" he asked with his usual snarky tone.

[Wonald]

"We could have started earlier if someone got up early." Daniel said glancing at the wolf, then sighing.

The fox takes out a scroll and opens it on the table so that all his companions can see. "To the north a cave has been opened, it turns out to be the entrance to a dungeon. It is a completely unexplored place, it seems that no adventurer got very far, besides that they did not say much about the place."

"An unexplored place is always a good place to find treasure." Thomas, the wolf thief of the group, says rubbing his hands in anticipation. "We could even find magic items or something so Marcus has something to play with."

[Mr Hoo]

"I could use a new spell book, I've mastered every single one of these scrub spells." Marcus said, closing his book with a frustrated sigh.

"Unexplored place, high possibility of danger... What are waiting for?" Gabe said with a wide smile.

[Wonald]

Daniel closed the scroll and puts it in his sack. "Just don't let your guard down when, we don't want someone hurt or someone's robe burning again."

Thomas laughs in between. "It was quite funny, Marcus looked like a girl in a knee-length skirt."

Daniel rolls his eyes. "Does anyone want to add something useful?"

[Mr Hoo]

"Not as funny as hearing you scream when you almost got violently eaten by that Bugbear." Marcus said with a cynical smirk.

"That's cold Marcus." Gabe said while picking up his lute. Marcus just scoffed in response and tucked his spell book away in his robes.

[Wonald]

"I don't expect a wizard to understand what hand-to-hand combat means." Thomas said as he got up, hiding a mug in his clothes without anyone noticing.

Daniel accommodated his sword in his belt sheath and the small shield on his left arm and then left with his group in the direction of the dungeon.

"What kinds of things do you think we will find in that place?" The wolf asked during the walk.

[Mr Hoo]

"I'm hoping for a new song, or maybe a protective amulet." Gabe said.

"Like I said, a new advanced spell book, or maybe a new potion recipe." Marcus said, "What about you guys?"

[Wonald]

"I was not referring to that, I was talking about the enemies that we could find in that place." Thomas clarified when he saw that the question was misunderstood.

"The entrance is a cave in a mountain, normally I would think of creatures linked to those things, but being a dungeon the interior could be different." Daniel reasoned. Dungeons were always strange places and sometimes beyond imagination.

[Mr Hoo]

"Trolls, spiders, werewolves. Doesn't matter, I'll take them all on." Marcus said with confidence.

"I just hope it isn't another surprise Demogorgon." Gabe said while shivering a bit.