Part of me wants to support you in this. The other part of me however, in my experience of these wide internets, has seen more than enough people who in fact do type that badly. If you don't believe me, go look at pretty much any comments section of a major news site with comments, such as Yahoo Buzz, AOL news, or anything like that. The opinions of those sorts of people do not reflect the opinions of children, but with the logic you're using, they are all children. That's not very good logic, when you think about it. Inversely, you could yourself be a child, but unless we have proof of that, we cannot take action. Grammar and spelling do not always equal maturity. So while your suggestion is good in theory, it just doesn't work out in practice.

I know mods like you stand for literacy, and I know you're not the only mod here who's thoroughly annoyed with the fact that close to every active member on this site are too stupid to type in legible words and sentences. You guys should start stepping up the enforcement, have a meeting with Ai, and start making consequences for a lack of literacy.

This isn't a joke, Samiel. And I know I'm not your favorite student, but this is a site for adults who are 18 years of age, or older, Why is it that the majority of the "adults" can't type anything legible?

What I'm getting at is, if they can't type legibly, that's proof that they aren't old enough (or obviously have some mental condition, in which case should require a written note by a doctor, explaining that said user has a mental illness and is in fact old enough. Or shit, make them show their birth certificate (obviously edit their name out).

It's not that hard to type legibly, and seeing as how the only people who really can't type, are the people who are on here all day, or whenever they are able to get on.

"What if they prove they're 18 or older, and still don't type well?": Get on their ass about grammar, their fucking adults, not twelve year olds who are in a hurry to text their friends back, an adult site is for adults (duh), and if they can't type like adults, they should be on here.

well, since we are old aged vintage, we would appreciate you add us; our user name is "Osmund Saddler" and our name on there is "Richard Banger" if that has any correlation

Why the hell not, kingy?

oh, we believe it is the yokozuna.... he needs to eat a lot more, and we have a skype; would you care to add us?

We do too, though he is currently filling out a request for a food-themed katamari for our sumo friend.

I'm thinking you should have him get his tiny purple butt in gear on that then

they have not been rolled up yet, we still need to send the prince out to collect them, but we are being lazy right now and creating more satellite's

ROYAL RAINBOW. Where are all the Prince's cousins, anyway?