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Umm.... Nothing silly?

-first leads you to the bathroom to get a bandaid for you- okay, one bandaid, and a nice diaper change, coming up! -i get a washcloth and clean your face, before putting the bandaid on your nose-

Been playing some gta. I made a lot of messy diapers this past week :3

Awww, it's okay, Liz. Let's get you a nice bandaid, that'll make it all better.

"My money"? - I thought that you're currently out of work. Did you get a big inheritance or hit the lottery sometime in the past?


Well, it's good that you clean the whole house once a week - I know that can be a big task since my sister, who is a homemaker, has to clean her entire two-story house including the basement once a week (They have a built-in home vacuum system - She just plugs in a hose into the nearest vacuum outlet within a room or hallway). She cleans out the two car garage once a month. Her husband cleans out the attic upstairs when it gets filled with junk (He also checks for spiders and termites - If things get bad then he'll call for an exterminator).

Oh, that's not good. You should search for some recipes online (Google is your friend) and try making a dish or two to show Jen that you can be self sufficient, if need be (Just in case, God forbid, that she becomes seriously ill for an extended period and needs your help to care for her). I found many good, simple recipes here -> http://www.cooks.com/ They're okay for beginners, nothing too fancy.


With boiled water, you can also cook beef frankfurters and/or frozen mixed vegetables. If you take another pot or saucepan you can heat up some canned beans (Either pork n' beans or vegetarian beans) then chop up the franks into little pieces (I usually drain the water after cooking the franks, add 1/2 teaspoon of cooking oil into the saucepan and then fry the franks up until they're brown for a crispy skin and a robust flavor) and combine them with the beans to make frank and beans (Nutritious and delicious - High in fiber and protein) with a possible side dish of mixed vegetables - Stir in a teaspoon of India relish into the frank and beans for a little extra "zip" of flavor. Serve with a slice of Italian or French bread (That's bachelor dining at its finest)!


Forgive me for asking but aren't you worried that one day Jen might grow "Tired of you"? You should show her that you have other things to offer her other than just a "Pretty face" in your shared bed (Remember, looks don't last forever). Show her that you can be an equal partner in your life together!

I like petite women as well - Like I said before, I used to date a beautiful, sophisticated lady that was 5' 1" (She looked like a little girl from a distance). I still miss her - She's probably married by now to some lucky guy. I'm 5' 4" myself (Definitely not basketball player material), so I don't exactly have an easy time trying to "Get a girl" at first glance, unless they're looking for a cute, boyish type of man - I got the dark (I have nice black hair) and handsome (You'll just have to take my word for it!) parts down but I'm not tall (The average height of males in is 5' 10" -> http://halls.md/average-height-men-height-weight/). It's rare for someone of my height to meet someone that is shorter than myself. As for physical traits in a lover, I would settle for a woman with 'B' cup breast ('C' would be better, IMHO) as long as they were firm (No granny droopage please - At least not until we grow old together) yet soft and sensual to the touch (Like a squishy gel stress ball) with a nice small round ass that is also firm, yet soft and sensual to the touch. I would prefer someone who cared about me as much as I would care about them. Like myself they would have to be open-minded, have a sense of humor and be intelligent (Someone that I could have a sustainable conversation - Not some "Sexy airhead" whose looks are their only asset in life - We all will get old eventually and looks (Outer appearances) will fade away with time (The "inner person" will remain though). Additionally, though not too high on the list, that person should know how to cook (I know how to cook three dishes real well, everything else is frozen, instant, canned or take-out for me) so that we could take turns preparing dinner at home.


How many dishes (Main courses) can you cook?


I think that the picture that mikedarko posted is as far as we'll ever come to the original illustration since he isn't saying were he found the original (Someone already asked him long ago).

Yeah it felt weird to me to when I first switched, but that's where all my friends went. Now it just feels weird to hold a controller!

I guess, I mean my PC plays alotta stuff. -wiggle wiggles crinkle butt- This thing ain't cheaappp! >< Well I mean it's free for me, but then I can't make that joke. I'm meh on JRPG's, they're hit or miss for me usually. I used to love handhelds but 3DS just gives me lotsa headaches now whenever I play it.

Not like usual! Last year I thought that everyone did pretty good, even if like, only half of what everyone showed has even come out. And another half of that was just disapointing >< Still not buying a PS4 though, I ain't got money for that!