Persona 5: Playland (Private with theJozza)

Ren Amamiya walked through the halls of Hisako University, yet another new place he had the luxury of being thrust into. This time, however, it was his own choice. What wasn't however, was the so-called special dorm he was placed in. Something about old records, and paperwork, but he didn't think much of it. He had seen far stranger, afterall. All he could do was hope that the oddness of his life didn't follow him here.

Ren stopped at a door at the end of the hall. It was pastel blue, with vividly painted images of a sunny sky, and abnormally white, puffy clouds on the door. He though it was some kind of mistake, until he saw a plate with his name on it, though engraved in odd letters, that nestled themselves into simplistic drawings of cubes... blocks, maybe? It had to be the second natural option, then: a joke. He allowed himself to chuckle, before knocking at the door.

[theJozza]

Kaiko Hosaka was one of the university's most decorated, respected, and some might say feared prefects. The senior girl was ironclad when it came to enforcing rules, but she also did have a softer side that came out the more you got to know her. Above all though, she never backed down from a challenge or an assignment no matter how challenging or in this case peculiar it might be.

As she looked around the "dorm room" she'd just finished setting up, she couldn't help but stifle a small chuckle. But regardless the headmaster had trusted her to handle this particular problem student. She'd turned plenty of delinquents and layabouts into some of the schools top students and this one would be no different, even if it did have some...special requirements.

Upon hearing the knock, she turns to the door, adjusts her uniform and goes to open it.

"Greetings, you are Ren Amamiya?" She asks upon seeing the young man.

"Yeah," Ren said, "Nice to meet you."

Ren was, pretty consistently, a man of few words. He was used to observing situations before offering his input, as his words tended to have larger consequences. He decided it was best to wait before inquiring about the door, until they at least had said a bit more.

[theJozza]

"Very good, I am Kaiko Hosaka, but you will refer to me as Kaiko-senpai or Hosaka-Senpai. I have been assigned by the headmaster to be your overseer during your time here," As she says this, she starts looking him over, and when her eyes reach his pants she lingers for a moment then her eyes narrow. "A task it seems you are in just as much need of as I was told." She rolls her eyes and reaches out to take his hand and grab his bags. "Well come in and let's get started." She pulls him and his bags into the room, closing the door behind him.

"Hang on," Ren started, before practically being swept off of his feet by the much stronger, taller girl, "Started with what?"

Ren couldn't see the room terribly well, the strength of the prefect had made his glasses a bit crooked. Additionally, the lights weren't on, only the window and overcast sky providing dim light on more pastel blue (shocker) on the walls.

[theJozza]

"Well overall we'll be getting started with the reform program I have designed for you," Kaiko replies before setting down his bags, and going to switch on the light. "First though, it seems I must adjust your uniform."

As the room lights up it reveals a few things. First it seems to be twice as large as a typical dorm room, but that likely is because it seems to be meant for two people, as the right side of the room is clearly meant for Kaiko. It's a picture of organization with the desk, bed, and dresser lined up perfectly, with a detailed calendar on the wall, numerous extra curricular supplies, and an almost mountain of awards. However the left side of the room is quite different. While there is still a dresser, instead of a bed and desk there is a crib and fully stocked changing table.

"Let me guess," Ren said, grinning and giggling, "I'm a baby compared to your accomplishments. That's pretty funny."

Ren figured it would be best to agree with her, and attempt to force a couple of laughs. He was going to be living with this person, afterall, even if they did have a devotion to a bit like he'd never seen. He just hoped that the joke was well-natured, and would stop before going too far.

[theJozza]

"Feigning ignorance will not get you anywhere," Kaiko replies, her tone not changing as it becomes quite apparent that this is no joke. "I am well aware of your past tendencies to deny and downplay your condition," she pauses and reaches over to pull down his pants revealing his underwear, "even to the point of not dressing appropriately. I am willing to give you a pass on this instance but rest assured that this will be the first and last time I allow such a transgression. Now go on." She orders pointing to the changing table, expecting he'll take her meaning.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Ren said, almost immediately pulling them back up, "Too far! Look, I don't know what condition you're referring to. You can ask my old schools for their records, hell, you can ask my parents! They'll both tell you the same thing, I'm fully continent."

There must have been some kind of mistake. Were these his special accommodations!?

[theJozza]

"Nice try, but I have your records right here," Kaiko replies, walking over to her desk and holding up a bunch of papers. "Ahem, for the entirety of Ren Amamiya's school attendance he has proven to be full incontinent. As both psychological and medical examinations have been inconclusive, no effective treatments have been found," She pauses and looks up. "I assure you I've read all of these records thoroughly, and ensured their validity. Moreover there are multiple signed and certified notes from your previous doctors and counselors, so I highly encourage you to stop wasting either of our times by trying to deny it." She points to the table again, this time adding a bit of an extra flourish to her movement as if to say: "Last chance."