Sonic: Love, Life, and Humiliation (With Neonkitsune)

[SDCharm]

DiaperCharm: Sonic, Tails, Charmy.

Neonkitsune: Neo, Shadow, Cream.

Foiling Dr. Eggman was fun and all but on the down time things could get dull easy. Life never stays uninteresting around in Sonic's world for long though. While Eggman was out, presumably either on vacation or planning something majorly weird and elaborate, Sonic and friends had been about enjoying their lives.

Currently, things had gotten a tad more interesting with a new stipulation that had been presented to him and his friends. It was one that he and a few others did in fact accept. It was a proposal to go to school.

Normally Sonic would have been opposed to it but the allure of being the talk of a school and getting to experience that life was something he couldn't fathom passing up. It was an interesting case as it wasn't just a school for certain grades, but all of them ranging from Kindergarten to 12th. Interesting.

No big deal though. It's not like it mattered. He and his friends already were educated well enough in their own way and were pretty capable of taking care of themselves. Problem was, if they didn't go there was a good chance a bunch of annoying jerks in suits knocking at his door and calling him about it and that'd get annoying pretty quick. This was most likely just some weird political experiment or whatever. He didn't know. He didn't care.

With that, Sonic woke up one morning in just his underwear and a t-shirt, grumbling at the alarm clock and smacking it. "Sheesh. Never thought I'd say this but... it's time for my first day at school. Might be fun."

[Neonkitsune]

An alarm clock began to beep annoyingly, slowly pulling a black fox from his deep slumber. It was persistent, beeping louder and faster as the seconds ticked by. A hand finally reached over and smacked the alarm's snooze button. "Uuugh... time to get up I guess," Neo the fox said as he began to stretch out. He didn't have a bed that he slept on, but instead a big sectional couch; he seemed to be more comfy on it. He threw his blanket off himself, revealing a pair of tighty whities.

[SDCharm]

Tails growned as he rubbed his eyes and stretched out as he yawned. He swung his feet over the side of the bed and bitch slapped his alarm clock. He stared straight ahead a bit as he stood there in a pajama top and a pair of Transformers tighty whities. His mind tried to process what he should do next before he shook out of his stupor and went to the bathroom to go take a shower, a piss, and a crap... before Sonic took the bathroom and stayed in there for an hour.

It was the first day so maybe things would be interesting and cool. Perhaps even some new partnership and companionship lied ahead. Who could say?

[Neonkitsune]

Yet another alarm clock was going off at that time as well, which was quickly smashed by another black hand. Shadow the hedgehog grumbled as he rolled out of his bed, wearing a white t-shirt an crimson red boxers. "Oh joy, time to go to school," He muttered as he rubbed his eyes and made his way towards his bathroom, "Who's brilliant idea was this?..."

[SDCharm]

Charmy fell over the bed and his cheek mushed against the floor. "I'm up! I'M UP! Just five more... hours..." Charmy doozed off before the sound of Vector tossing a book at his door jolted him up. "ARGH! OKAY! OKAY!" Charmy growled and stood in his blue footed pajamas with a butt flap on the back end.

He scampered off to the bathroom and grinned to himself. "Oh-ho YEAH! Why was I so tired anyway? I forgot that the grades we get don't matter. All that matters is me being the EPIC PRANKSTER at the school! Heheh. Getting Espio all the time is no longer enough! I'm the MASTER and soon the whole school will know it. Muhahaha!" Charmy did a playful fake evil laugh. He was now excited!

[Neonkitsune]

Nestled snugly in her bed, Cream was having a nice happy dream. Unfortunately for her, it was time for school, and Vanilla was going to make sure that she got there today! "Cream, wake up sweety. It's time to wake up," She said softly as she started to gently uncover the young bunny; she had herself wrapped up in plenty of sheets and stuffed animals. It didn't take her long to wake up and sit up in her bed, wearing a pair of pink footed pajamas.

"Alright, I'm up," Cream said as she yawned and stretched, barely awake enough to slide out of bed and make her way to the bathroom. She was excited to be going to school despite how groggy she was; new friends to make, new things to learn, new experiences to be had.

[SDCharm]

Tails hummed happily as he approached the school. He had a nice cool Black and red shirt on and some blue jean shorts. Sonic was walking next to him, wearing a white shirt with green sleeves and a pair of light blue jeans.

"So this is the place huh? It's pretty big." Sonic mused as he looked around.

"No doubt it is. It's housing grades K-12 as well as a big enough cafeteria, Gym, art room, music room, auditorium, and other stuff to hold them all.

[Neonkitsune]

Neo was arriving rather early at the school, wearing a white t-shirt and black pants. He really wasn't here for an education; rather, he just wanted to see some new faces and make some new friends. He had powers that could easily make him a hero, but he preferred to keep to himself and stay more hidden and secluded than anything else; that was why he had his house situated out in the woods. Still, he did get lonely, so making a few friends couldn't really hurt.

As he approached the school, he saw two students already there; a blue hedgehog and a two-tailed fox. 'Oh hey, looks like a perfect time to make some friends!' He though to himself, 'Just don't go tripping over your own feet...' He took a deep breath and started to approach the duo. "Hey there! Hi!"

[SDCharm]

Sonic and Tails jolted and turned to face the boy.

"Oh. Hello there." Tails waved back at Neo.

Sonic smiled and waved too. "Hi. What's up dude?"

Charmy flew right up to the school, wearing his pilot shirt and a pair of white shorts. He zoomed past the three of them, making Tails' tails waft a bit in the breeze. Tails looked back at Charmy and shrugged before facing Neo.

"I'M IN BABY!" Charmy did the double peace sign as he entered the school. "Ooooh man! Can't wait! When I see my classmates, I am gonna set the record straight and show them how it's done man."

[Neonkitsune]

Neo blushed and smiled as the duo turned to face him. He was instantly drawn to the two-tailed fox. 'Oh wow, he's a cutie!' He though. "So, I'm guessing you two are going to school here too, huh?" He asked, scratching the back of his head.

Cream was making her way towards the school as well; she wanted to make sure she was early for her first day! Now that she was awake, she was pretty bouncy and giddy, eager to get to class and meet all the new people!