Two Immature Beasts: Back To Basics (Bakemono No Ko / X-men) 18+

[GouhinSonix]

"What the heck is a phone call or a lawyer", the wolf guard looked confused at Hank, thinking he was just making things up in order for them to release him. "Stop resisting! Damn, this drunk dude...", the wolf guard then pushed Hank to walk faster, who didn't want to go along that easily.

The guards stept out of the bar taking both of the sweaty and alcohol smelling beasts with them. During the walk outside of the bar, all kind of beasts watched though their windows to Kumatetsu and Hank being taken to see the Lord himself.

After 5 minutes of silence, Kumatetsu started making some weird noises with his mouth and moving his feet weirdly.
It seems all of the alcohol that he drank started to make an impact on his bladder.

"Um... H-Hey! I-I um... I need to go to the bathroom!", Kumatetsu whispered to the bull guard. Even though he is a large Beast, the amount of alcohol necessary to make him drunk doesn't just evaporate inside him. Kumatetsu stopped in place.

The gaurd then pushed him to keep walking and angrily answered him. "What? Right now? We can't! We already told the Lord to wake up in order to meet you! You're lucky we don't get you two to detention!", the guard explained. It seems that the Lord himself told hs guards that if anything happened to Kumatetsu they had to bring Kumatetsu to him instead of bring him to the detention center.

"The Lord wants to see me? Well anyways!! I-...", Kumatetsu kept walking, but his bladder was killing him. It wasn't the first time that this happened to him, but he always had a bathroom near him in his house or in a tavern nearby.

[Diaper Beast]

Beast grunted jut a bit in frustration as he struggled just a bit with his bonds. "I'm... starting to think I'm not... in Kansas anymore." Hank quipped just a little bit as they were being escorted by the guards. Hank began to take more in of the city and the various beast folk on their journey to see the Beast Lord.

Hank's ears began to perk a bit as Kumatetsu began to make strange noises as they were being escorted along. "You okay, my friend?" Hank asked looking a bit concerned... unaware that the big beast needed to relieve himself. And then Hank laughed at the whispered bathroom request that he caught due to his keen hearing. "Maybe you should have thought of that before you started a fight."

Of course he was antagonizing Kumatetsu, but given the man had gotten him in trouble with the guard so Hank didn't feel too bad about it. Hank offered an exaggerated grunt as they began to approach the estate of the Beast Lord. "Just tell him your sorry and I had nothing to do with your boorish behavior."

[GouhinSonix]

Kumatetsu heard how Hank was making fun of him telling that he should have thought about that before fighting. "Sh-Shut up! I wasn't talking to you!", Kumatetsu looked at Beast growling, but blushing a bit due to he didn't expect him to hear that.

"I won't say that, you provoked me!", Kumatetsu answered Hank trying to set free from his ropes to go after him. His drunk state from earlier truly made him think that Hank was responsible about what happened.

After a while, they were almost at the Lord residence. But just before they climbed a large group of rock stairs, Kumatetsu stopped again. The guard was going to talk to him again to stop resisting, but suddendly...

"N-ngh... damn", Kumatetsu finally had no other choice than just release part of what he was holding. He wet his blue pants and the liquid also falled down to his legs. He still had some control, as he didn't allow everything to come out, but he had to free himself a little bit or he felt that he was going to explode. He felt embarassed and looked down at his pants and sandals. His fundoshi would probably be very wet as well.

"H-Hey! You're going to stain my boots damn it!", the bull guard didn't see that coming at all, and stepped back from kumatetsu. "What the heck Kumatetsu, you really can't hold your bladder when you're drunk?", the guard added. There was this rumor in the town that the master Kumatetsu really have to go to the bathroom every so often when he is drunk or he probably would pee himself. But he didn't expect that childish rumor to be somehwat true.

"I-It's your damn fault! I told you i had to go! Plus i didn't had a chance to go in all day!", Kumatetsu blushed a little bit. He was right though, he normally is in control to stop this from happening, but he couldn't deny that it had happend a couple of times before. When he is drunk, he struggles to pay attention to his bladder.

Kumatetsu noticed how Hank was obviously looking at what happened and he exploded with anger: "D-Don't you dare looking me like that blue monkey!".

They were almost at the residence of the Lord, where he was waiting to talk to Kumatetsu and his guest.

[Diaper Beast]

Beast grinned just a bit at Kumatetsu, having surprised hm by catching his quiet comments to the guard. Given the drunken beast had gotten him in trouble he didn't mind at all agitating him. Hank rolled his eyes just a little bit to the accusation of provoking him. "Oh please, like anyone is going to believe that. Especially given it seems you have a reputation for getting into trouble." Hank noted, grinning a bit to the guards. "I'm sorry that he's so troublesome to your duties."

Of course Hank was trying to butter up the guards in hope they'd put in a good word for him and they'd eventually let him go. And for the moment he had no real loyalty to Kumatetsu. After all, Hank was a stranger in a strange land and needed all the help he could find. But then Hank looked shocked as Kumatetsu peed his pants... his eyes rather wide at this event. And Hank couldn't help himself but begin laughing. If it had been a child he wouldn't be so mean, but he couldn't help himself.

[GouhinSonix]

"Don't worry about him, he's just a troublesome lazy child. But i can't say i trust you either, blue one", the wolf guard answered to Hank comment.


Kumatetsu ignored Hank's laugh, he was embarassed enough to not care about him for a while.


Even though that incident happened, they finally arrived at the Lord residence. They climbed all of the stairs and finally entered the main hall of his residence, where the Lord himself was standing up, looking calmed at his visitors. The Lord was also called the Great Master by the people who wanted to take his position in the future and those who devoted big respect to him. The Great Master was a tall, elder antropomorphic rabbit, and he was the respected Lord of the world of the beasts. He was very kind and comprehensive, but also very powerful.

The guards stopped grabbing both of the beasts, however they were still tied. The guards wanted them to walk to the master by their own, while thye were watching in the distance to control the situation.

The Great Master then started talking calmed to Kumatetsu, slowly walking towards him.

"Ah... Kumatetsu.", the lord sighed. "It's a shame that we have to meet like this and not for anything related to your training...", the Lord looked down at Kumatetsu checking his body and the fact that he obviously was still a bit drunk, the smell of alcohol was also terrible. He then noticed the state of his clothes. "And also... why exactly are your pants wet, Kumatetsu?", the master kind of didn't want to ask Kumatetsu that question, but he thought that he had to ask.

Kumatetsu, ashamed, tried to figure out what words to use. He looked around to think about what he should say next. "Great Master... you see... what happened was...", Kumatetsu noticed how the master had his sight fixated on his, and he started looking other way. "How do i put this?", Kumatetsu added, nervous.

"And who might you be? I've never seen someone like you", the Great Master shifted his conversation to Hank, in order to give Kumatetsu a bit of time. "You remind me a little bit of Kumatetsu, if we don't count the fur color and the lack of clothing.", the great master told him in a carefree way, trying to win his confidence over the new Beast.

[Diaper Beast]

"Mighty big lazy child." Hank joked just a bit after the embarrassing pants wetting the big beast had just done right in front of him. "Do we need to call his parents before we see your Lord?" Hank was being a bit childish himself by teasing the big beast in front of the two guards. "Don't trust me? I'm the epitome of trustworthy." Hank offered and shot a wide grin at the pair of guards. Hank was a bit surprised once they got before the Lord, not expecting a rabbit given all the more predatory species he'd seen since arrival.

Hank bowed deeply as the Great Master approached them both... uncertain of the meeting protocols but not desiring to cause an incident and maybe get in trouble. Hank remained quiet though and focused on the interaction between the Lord and Kumatetsu. Hank couldn't help himself from snickering a bit at the Lord's question that followed in regard to the state of Kumatetsu's pants. "I'm sure from what I've seen it's just a reflection of his maturity." Hank knew he might be asking for trouble but couldn't help it.

Beast bowed again to the Lord as the Rabbit turned his focus onto Hank. "Dr. Henry McCoy aka Beast at your service M'Lord... I'm beginning to think I accidentally found myself here. Given I'm the exception to the average person where I come from. Are you all animal folk here?" Hank asked and gestured to the Lord and then his two guards. After glancing down at his X-Speedo and blushed, adjusting it just a bit shyly. "I've seen Kumatetsu's underpants... we're not that different. Though mine are dry."

[GouhinSonix]

The guards prefered to not give a stranger like Hank credibility just in case. Kumatetsu remained silent to Hank's mockery about his little accident, though he was pissed about it.

The great master heard how Hank was making fun of Kumatetsu's pants, and told Hank: "You shouldn't make fun of him, fellow Beast, all that i know is that you are here with him captive too, you know?", which was a fair point.

When Hank introduced himself, the master held his arm and made a sign a Hank to relax, waving his hand:"Ah... no need of formalities, friend." the master grinned. "Pleased to meet you, Hank. You sure seem a little confused, but you look very similar to us, i can't be certain that you are not from around here, although it's true that i don't recognice you, or your species", the lord explained to Hank even though he was not convinced that he wasn't from this world. "We are all Beasts in this world, mythical creatures who aspire to reincarnate in the next life to live an eternal life. While we are alive, we train and try to understand what is the true meaning of the true strength.".

To the comment about Hank's seeing Kumatetsu underpants, the great master misunderstood Hank completely: "Oh! Hehehehe, there's no need to tell me about that personal stuff between you and Kumatetsu.", the master couldn't stop laughing. "I gotta admit however that i like that you two formed such a close bond with each other to do such a thing, hahaha! You would be a cute couple, hehehe!", the master was caught off guard and showed his more goofy self for a while. Kumatetsu blushed, but remaint silent. After a short while however, the great Lord's expression changed.

"*Ahem* However... i've been informed about the destruction, public fear and various other incidents that you two caused in the city. You see, disturbing the peace of the city could cause much more terrible incidents in the future if the fear that their society is slowly tearing apart becomes a thing. I can't allow something like this to happen again Kumatetsu, Hank.", the master opened his eyes a little, and looked at Hank rudely, something he rarely does.

"But master, it's not what it-...", Kumatetsu tried to justify himself.

"Silence, Kumatetsu. I have forgiven so many things in the past, and i teached you a lot of what means to be a master. But you just act like a child, like a baby.", the great master added, and Kumatetsu looked away. "That same thing might me true to you too, Mr. Hank McCoy, although i don't know every detail about what happened, we don't really know who you are at all, the only thing that we are sure is that you were fighting with Kumatetsu and creating public scandal in the process. I can't allow you to go unpunished either, i hope you understand.", the great master couldn't be impartial to a suspiscious total stranger either.

The master turned around, making the beasts face his back. "That's why... i decided that i will have you both face a Regression Therapy Rehabilitation. You will have to come every day to my palace to assist this therapy. I won't go into details now, it's better that you see what the rehabilitation is about by yourselves. There, we will make sure that you are treated like the childs that you're behaving, you will also learn to follow the rules, follow a schedule, discipline and the most important one: to take care of each other. This rehabilitation should be enough to guarantee that you change your behaviour, both of you. I hope you consider this also an opportunity, i could have been much less reasonable. Any questions?", the Lord finally said. He was being serious.

[Diaper Beast]

Typically Hank wasn't this childish and petty but Kumatetsu's behavior and getting him in trouble with the guards had brought this out of him. The Lord had a point but Hank didn't really want to hear any of it. "Yeah, and it's all his fault that I'm here and in trouble with you and your laws." Hank looked around with a frustrated huff. "And I still don't know where the hell I am." Hank noted as he looked back to the Lord.

Hank nodded lightly as he listened to the Lord explain the nature of this place and those who call it home. "Yeah I'm pretty sure I'm not from around here. Or I'm asleep and have a rather vivid imagination." Hank noted with a chuckle. And then blushed hotly at the misunderstanding about him and Kumatetsu. "Oh no no no, I didn't mean it that way. I mean he's rather handsome but I just met him." Hank stammered.

Hank facepalmed at himself even as the Lord continued on about them and blushed even hotter as the Lord commented they'd make a cute couple. "Oh god...." Hank tried to remain quiet once the Lord began to lay down his judgement. But the final judgement did cause Hank's jaw to drop. "Regression Therapy Rehabilitation?" Hank blinked a few times. "I'm still not even sure where I am. I don't have anywhere to stay. And I'm not sure from the sound of it you could be less reasonable." Hank did have a habit of making things worse.

[GouhinSonix]

Kumatetsu looked shocked to Hank, not expecting at all to hear a compliment from him ever, he also blushed a little. When he noticed he was looking to him, he blushed and looked the other way around, still with the face red.

"As i said, no need to feel embarassed about that.", the master added to Hank's response.

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"I am so sorry, Hank. But you will have to take this rehabilitation along with Kumatetsu for me to truly trust you. If you cooperate with me, then i will use all the power that i have to help you return to your home, if it's not really this land.", the master promised Kumatetsu approaching him, leaving his elder hand rest on Hank's shoulder.

The master walked towards Kumatetsu.

"About the place where you will stay... don't worry. Both of you will spend your nights in Kumatetsu's house in the city. I thought that since you two seem to know each other and because you will have to learn to care more about each other, it's perfect for both of you to live and sleep in the same house.", the master smiled again as he said that, thinking that this 2 beasts in fact knew about each other more personally.

"M-My house! No way that's-!...", Kumatetsu protested, but realized that he shouldn't be making this situation worse, "Hmph.", he expressed.

"One more thing. You will both have to wear this.", he said as a bracelet appeared on both of the beasst's right arm. It was pretty tight and had a black color. "It's a special bracelet that will prevent both of you to be 30 meters far from each other. This will prevent that one of you tries to not attend the rehabilitation or not be close enough to his partner. It's a security measure just in case. If you try to stand 30 meters away from each other...", the master said while the bracelets started glowing with a purple light.

"You will feel like a lightning volt is passing through your body every couple of seconds! I don't recommend trying it our, though, hehehe.", the master warned them. "Your rehabilitations will start every day at the morning, and you will return home by the night, i don't recommend that you miss them either.", the master instructed the 2 furred beasts.

Finally, the master made a glowing portal appear, beyond the portal a tiny house made of rock could be seen along with the night sky.

"If you don't have any more questions... i will bring you both to Kumatetsu's house right away", the master gave Hank and Kumatetsu a last chance to ask him anything before they both were left alone by themselves.

[Diaper Beast]

Hank could tell that there was no point arguing or asking for mercy. It seemed clear that the strange Rabbit Lord had made up his mind and had no interest in reconsidering or changing his mind. As such all Hank could really do is sigh and bow before stepping back to stand by Kumatetsu... his new housemate. "Hope you have room for a guest." Hank noted... trying to bury the hatchet with him.

"You can tell me more about this place... and maybe even show me around." Hank offered to Kumatetsu and then blinked at the bracelet that appeared on his wrist. "Not much of a jewelry kinda guy but I get the concept... house arrest bracelet." Though the proximity to his fellow beast surprised him. "Guess we'll be spending a lot of time together." Hank joked and patted Kumatetsu on the shoulder.

Hank nodded and sighed as they ere dismissed. "Best go through together... unless you desire to test our new fashion accessory." Hank held out his hand to Kumatetsu and stepped towards the portal. "Age before beauty?" Hank asked playfully hoping that his fellow beast would lead the way. "I'm sorry about the whole mess ... but hopefully we can make the best of it. Not like we have many other options."