X-men; introducing the cutest Band AB/DL

[Bandit Keith]

Jubilee and Laura along with varies other younger mutants that Laura and her had found has musical talent and into something similar or the same as them had gathered and talking in a vague manner knowing most wouldn't understand trying to break preconceived notions of what technically is a fetish in the sense a abnormal interest and enjoyment/ preasure from something they shouldn't have but its not sexual. After all the preconceived view that every case of a fetish is for sexual pleasure is wrong because some fetishs for the most part is filled with people who just like this or that just find peace,relaxation and enjoyment. Well the two reasons for this is to have something to fallback on when the X-Men get disbanded or destroyed again as it had both happen regularly enough everyone of the younger ones are tired of having almost nothing to fall back on , That's why if overheard it can draw others interest and likely only one adult they will want in the Band someone Big and Blue that's a fuzzball is the only one they really will welcome if the person overhears. While afew others they wouldn't mind in .

[Diaper Beast]

Beast has been seriously feeling the weight of a mid-life crisis bearing down upon him. Though was trying to put it out of his mind and maybe find some outlet to get it out of his system. During the short time that Beast was feline he was teaching himself to play the drums... so the news of a band forming in the X-Mansion sparking his curious nature. Hank of course heard some mutterings about the name 'AB/DL' but assumed it was just some catchy title like AC/DC. How much will he be surprised when he's told otherwise?

Hank had heard they were asking around for a student who knew how to play the drums made him even more interested. As he decided to show up during one of their practice sessions after making himself hopefully more cool for the kids. Spiking his hair just a bit and putting on a leather vest and leather pants and a bunch of necklaces. Even exchanging his regular glasses for a pair of wild punk rock ones.

"Hey Jubilee..." Hank twirled a pair of drumsticks. "Heard you need a drummer?"

[Bandit Keith]

Then again its not like Jubilee will tell Hank nor will any of the group that's forming till they have got Hank signing a contract though it should be noted the band has different people in it for different genres . Though its for the group as a whole not want Hank to try stopping them as the fuzzball is a party pooper on most cases and also doesn't seem to understand a lot of things that's not in the blue fuzzballs sphere after all the man even had for quite awhile bought into the BBC 'fake news' of anime and manga being things encouraging and influencing people into doing illegal and sickling things. Yet Hank should have known better given Hank was around when D&D and other tabletop games was demonized as being evil and bad yet Hank was into those during that time and viewed as one of those type of people

''What? Dated view do you have Cat ?'' Came from Laura as she had adopted using the term Cat on Hank just because well Hank is to her like a cat nice a gentle till you get a cat mad or backed into a corner and then . Plus its her nickname for Hank ever sense that feline matter , Though Hank has yet to lose that feline smell either .


Jubilee roled her eyes.'' You'll likely do if we don't get a younger drummer with skill as you have plenty to fall back on most of us has little to nothing to '' Jubilee said as she eyed Hank'' Remove those glasses and everything else you have on that's either not underoos or your training pants'' Jubilee has for the logest time teased Hank via calling X-briefs as those two things

[Diaper Beast]

Beast frowned just a bit at being referred to as 'Cat', as he didn't even like being one during the time that he was. At least he was back to his handsome blue ape-like self. Hank grunted though at the comment about his choice of wardrobe. "What? Isn't this still cool in 2017?" Hank wondered as he looked at himself in a nearby mirror. He still thought he looked cool... despite what Laura said.

"C'mon Jubilee... back me up. Still cool, right?" Of course now Jubilee was shooting him down as well and his shoulders drooped heavily. Though Hank decided to make a case for himself with Jubilee. "C'mon... do you really want a younger drummer? Plus if you make it big you need someone who can drive the party bus." Hank flashed both of them wide smiles. Though his features drooped again a moment later.

"I can meet you half way. I have to keep the pants... I sorta couldn't get them on over my "X-Speedo" or my briefs. Took a bit of powder also... guess I kinda put on a few extra pounds from Twinkie snacking since I last wore them." Hank took off the leather vest, tons of necklaces, and the wild punk glasses. "Better? Unless you want me yelled at for no pants on."

[Bandit Keith]

Now this got everything smirking at how Hank indirectly made it sound like he is into diapers and Jubilee started laughing slightly at a thought. '' What about your 'diaper pants' ?'' Of course Jubilee had to refer to that horrid fashion choice Hank had that not just those on the team and mansion call it but even some in the media coined those and it caught on .''Can't you wear those still ? Those 'diaper pants ' would be perfect in a way for this band ''

Though she moved onto the other matter'' And a party bus? Really what rock do you live under its called a tour bus , Party bus even in the 80's was nearly a dead term about the only music types that called it a party bus sense the tail end of the 80's was 'soul music' types ''Jubilee remarked though then got serious '' You sure you won't miss being the Bat of the dungeon or in your case cat of the lab if you join?''

[Diaper Beast]

Hank groaned heavily at the suggestion of the horrible diaper pants. "Please, anything but those horrid things. You do love teasing me about my costume choice. Honestly one of these days I'm just going to find a pair of underoos or training pants to wear just to see you not have anything to say smart mouthed in comment." Hank had no clue he was setting himself up for things with his comments.

"You don't have to help me feel even older... I thought I'd offer to join for to have a little fun." Hank pouted a little bit since they were sort of unknowingly going after his feelings of being old and out of touch. It's nothing they likely expected to do but it just struck a bit of nerve with him this time for those reasons. "I wouldn't be offering if I wasn't interested. But I can go slink back to my lab."

[Bandit Keith]

''Well I bet we can come up with something more suited if you prove skilled enough and sign our legal agreement as we don't want our music swiped from us nor what we got planned later if this works out ''Jubilee said brain working on locations and places they are bound to find underoos,training pants and diapers for Hank to wear

''Sorry ''Jubilee said on making Hank feel old but everyone including Jubilee has plans to play up that fact Hank feels old to get the fuzzball into this further then what would have happened normally . After all if Hank is feeling that way enough to outwardly voice it they can manipulate him without using a telepath just old fashion logic and old fashion manipulation

''So wanna show us your skill?'' Jubilee asked as she at that point motioned to some drums

[Diaper Beast]

"Then unless you have something more suited on you you'll have to deal with me in tight leather pants for the time being." Hank joked with a playful smile as he rolled his shoulders just a bit. "A contract? You trust me that little. I'm almost hurt." Hank pouted again. Jubilee knew some of the kids probably had something along those lines that would fit Hank handy... but there was a risk of scaring him off.

"It's okay. I am just being cranky... probably need put down for a nap." Hank snarked given the jokes about underoos, trainers, and diaper pants that have already flown so far today it seemed right in place. Oh if Hank only knew. "Sure I'd love to." Hank moved to sit at the drum set and proceeded to give it his best rockstar performance. Clearly he had been doing a pretty masterful job of learning the drums.

[Bandit Keith]

Which is why Jubilee is avoiding it till Hank has signed a contract to be on with this band as lets face it Jubilee may know Hank seems to be abit envious of the team members and kids that got regressed to X-babys but she isn't going to risk word getting out of the kids and her friends interest if Hank is disproving of such a thing as Hank can be such a prude at times and not listen aswell . Plus everyone wants to put Hank down afew pegs do to hubris and ignoring things when Hank should know better

''Okay you are in ''Jubilee said holding out a contract and pen'' Its not that we don't trust you but legal matters and such aswell as you know know how music can get taken and used by another with the ones who had it losing rights to it if a loophole like someone not sighed on is allowed in the band and working with '' Well that and Hank if signing this can't blab the members are truly into the lifestyle the band will be themed after and have some music themed on and music vids themed on. Add that he can't leave the band without a vote and Jubilee is the leader aswell as manager not that any of it is made that clear aside from if you are familiar as hell with contract lingo

[Diaper Beast]

Hank felt a bit of a surge when he was accepted into the band with no disagreements from other members here. It was a nice boost to his ego especially since he had been feeling so low about middle age. The kids actually seemed to want to hang out with him and want him around. If only he knew what they really were plotting. So Hank took the offered pen and contract. "I trust you."

Hank showed his foolish trust in Jubilee and the others at times by not reading the contract before signing... quickly signing and initialing it on all the required lines. "I should have my lawyer look at this." Hank joked showing how un-serious he seemed to be taking this contract. Unaware still what was being plotted right under his nose by Jubilee and the rest of the group. Hank finished and handed it back.