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And maybe mommy could entertain them with especially babyish cartoons from their cribs? Or something similar? Also, maybe she somehow simulates the feeling of being birthed for the two of them?
For example, they wake up somewhere dark, warm, and safe, not really remembering much. Then they're slowly pushed out and into the outside world, with mommy waiting on them with paci gags ready.
Another thing that could be fun is when they hit 1 year old, she pretends to not understand anything they say unless it's with a babyish lisp. And when they hit newborn status, maybe she puts pacifier gags in their mouths to keep them from speaking all together? The gags would have a hole for breastfeeding.
Oh, and maybe she could start having teaching parts of the day? For example, she could try to teach them how to speak, what shapes are, and other babyish stuff when they hit 1 year old.