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**SDCharm** · November 30th, 13, 05:03 AM

When he rubbed it all on he might have noticed something taking effect immediately. All the nats and bugs and worms started to crawl up to him and get all over his body, pecking at him and stinging the areas he put the lotion on. Alvin watched them all slither and poke against Simon with a fit of giggles.

**sonicmixer** · November 30th, 13, 05:12 AM

Skim began screaming in suprise and pain as he suddenly started to run around and try to get them off, losing his towel in the process.

**SDCharm** · November 30th, 13, 05:19 AM

Of course, Simon's screaming attracted many people to come and see what the fuss was about. Most of them were just kids or concerned parents. The parents shook their heads in disgust and walked off. The kids however, took pictures and videos, saving them for facebook and youtube later.

Alvin laughed like a manic before Theodore called out. "Breakfast is ready!"

Alvin grinned and opened the window. "Run around to the side of the house and I'll let down a rope for you to climb back into our room." He said before shutting it back and running up stairs. He didn't want to just let Simon in through the front window.

That would take the fun away from this next part. He grabbed a rope but coated it in slippery honey! "Hehehehe."

**sonicmixer** · November 30th, 13, 05:26 AM

(Since when is honey slippery? I've found I t to be much more sticky.)

Simon blushed as he ran to the side of the house, still trying to get the crawly tithings off of him. He knew this wasn't a good idea, but it was the only real option he had at the moment.

**SDCharm** · November 30th, 13, 05:30 AM

(It'll be sticky yeah. But it's still slippery. When climbing up a rope it's not going to make him stick to it. He'll slip. Wet honey is slippery. Dry honey is more sticky.)

Alvin kicked the drenched rope out of the window. "Here you go Simon! Come on up!"

**sonicmixer** · November 30th, 13, 05:38 AM

(...you win this round.)

Simon blushed as he tried as hard as he could to climb up, but found very poor results. He could barley climb a foot without sliding back down. "This rope is defective!"

**SDCharm** · November 30th, 13, 05:49 AM

"Oh is it?" Alvin laughed, watching Simon get slathered in honey right after he took his shower. "Well then, here's an idea!" Alvin pulled the rope back up and then pushed it back out. It was taped to Simon's white briefs with the rainbow star on the butt. "Put the briefs on and I'll pull you up." He smirked, effectively happy Simon's briefs were going to be a bit honey full.

**sonicmixer** · November 30th, 13, 05:56 AM

Simon groaned and put on the shorts, knowing he didn't have any choice in the matter. They managed to feel very gooey and sticky. That would certainly be interesting to get off.

**SDCharm** · November 30th, 13, 06:03 AM

Alvin smiled and pulled on the rope, hiking his briefs up into a tremendous sticky wedgie! He pulled Simon back up and with each tug, the wedgie got deeper.

**sonicmixer** · November 30th, 13, 06:14 AM

Simon bit his lip, determined not to scream. This was so incredibly painful.

(There's not even any school is there?)