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**SDCharm** · March 29th, 15, 05:17 AM

The group suddenly made their way over to them! The big scary looking burly men looked down on them and snarled.

"WAAH!!" Alvin jolted. "W-What?! We-we weren't talking about you-!"

"Yeah, well WE were." One of them said looking down at them. "Heh. You're Alvin and the Chipmunks right? That famous music group?"

**sonicmixer** · March 29th, 15, 05:26 AM

Simon gulped as he scooted bsck down closer to Alvin and away from the large tattooed fellows. "Yes we are. But I assure you that we don't have much money. Our father Dave mostly ties it up in college funds and just gives us a basic weekly allowance." His sweat dripped down his forehead like Niagra falls. "and unfortunately we don't have those on us either."

**SDCharm** · March 30th, 15, 06:12 AM

"Hmph. That's too bad. I'm sure you can still give us what WE want though!" He snarled as he bent down and put his hand on Simon's head! Alvin shook about, feeling the front of his suit grow a bit wet.

Then the guy grinned brightly and held up a piece of paper and a pencil. So did the other guys behind him.

"CAN WE GET AN AUTOGRAPH!" Their eyes sparkled. They LOVED the Chipmunks!

**sonicmixer** · March 30th, 15, 10:24 AM

Simon blinked in suprise for a second before letting out a sigh of relief. "Is that all you want? Well that we actually can help with." He said as he took the provided pen and began scribbling down his name. "That's quite easy to do."

**SDCharm** · March 31st, 15, 07:30 AM

Theodore smiled and began jotting down his name too. As did Alvin.

"Oh man! This is great! We listen to your stuff all the time man!"

"My favorite's that Christmas Song! I've got like 22 holla-hoops now!"

"I stabbed my co-worker for bad-mouthing you Theodore." One of them said.

"Oh? Um... th-that's real... kind of you... I guess?" Theodore smiled but fidgeted a bit.

"HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?!" One of the guards with a large club and a whip around his waist shouted. He pulled down his shades and snarled. "What the hell...?!"

**sonicmixer** · April 2nd, 15, 11:16 PM

Simon gulped and sweated nervously. "I assure you officer, nothing taboo was being committed here. These gentlemen were simply asking for a few harmless signatures." He said as he provided a signed picture that one of the guys gave him as proof. "No need for any sort of drastic measures. Please of please don't kill us."

**SDCharm** · April 4th, 15, 01:39 AM

The man took out a whip and whipped Simon's butt when he spoke out of turn.

"No talking back! Get back to work!"

"Hey! He didn't do anyTHIEEEK~!" Alvin winced when he was whipped too.

"ALVIN! YEEP~!" Theodore screamed when he was whipped for screaming.

"I've got my eyes on you three! Test me again and you'll see how generous I can be!"

**sonicmixer** · April 4th, 15, 01:47 AM

Simon gulped and nodded vigorously and proceeded to get back to slamming his axe against the rocks. He thought it best not to test the large angry man with the authority to cause them physical harm. Technically speaking it was against some form of rules for cops to cause the inmates physical harm, but it wasn't like the other guards were going to believe some prisoner, even if he was as young as he was. And even if they did believe him, chances are that they wouldn't do anything about it.

**SDCharm** · April 4th, 15, 02:40 AM

"This is like some kind of weird S&M prison. Who uses a whip?" Alvin snarled as he sniffled. Eventually he hit a rock rather hard in his anger and the pebbles that broke off pelted a nearby prisoner.

He turned around in a huff.

"Oh. Sorry my man. Want an autograph to make up for that?" Alvin asked.

The man just stared at Alvin and pounded a fist into the palm of his hand. "Wait till we reach the showers little man...!"

"... ... Oh okay." Alvin waved.

Theodore jolted. "Uh-oh. Th-That didn't look like a guy who was a fan of ours."

"Nah. He's totally a fan. He's a huge softie. You can tell by the tear drop tattoos he has on his face." Alvin smiled.

"... ..." Theodore winced, amazed by his brother's stupidity.

**sonicmixer** · April 4th, 15, 03:00 AM

Simon sighed and put his hand on his baseball capped brother's back. "Alvin.. I want you to think about this quite carefully. In every story you've ever heard or seen about prison, when has a large angry looking gentleman who confronts a protagonist, ever led to anything good? The answer is never, because that simply doesn't happen. I'm quite certain that the man you just met is going to try and murder you in the most brutal of manners.