Alvin and the Chipmunks: Still Standing Tall (with Sonicmixer)

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"Huh?" Alvin turned around and saw Simon clinging to a cloaked figure. "E...EEE...!" He stumbled and fell onto his butt in the dirty wet ground.


The man noticed Simon and winced right before Theodore came out. "Gah! I-It's... Who is that?!"

The man stared at the three of them for a bit before fisting Simon at the back of the head and letting him drop to the ground before running away.

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Simon groaned as he grabbed his aching head. "Ohh.." He said as he looked at the cartoon birdies circling his cranium. "How adorable."

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Alvin would've laughed at that but he was too scared. Theodore sighed and grabbed Simon's hand, pulling him along back to the mansion. "C'mon. We gotta go tell everyone what happened."

Alvin scampered back up and trailed after his brothers. Eventually they made it back with everyone there waiting.

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Simon gulped. "Uhh.. We sort of have a problem here.. I know this sounds insane and you probably won't believe me.. But there is an insane psycho killer around here, and that's why Alvin is wearing the dress."

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Dave buried his head into the palms of his hands. What in the world was with them THIS time?

"I believe it." Jack said jokingly as he downed more vodka.

"You have to believe us. Alvin was attacked in the forest!" Theodore pleaded.

"Are you serious?" Avon asked.

"What...? You didn't see him? Actually, you three were in the forest with us at that time weren't you?" Theodore asked, pointing to Avon, Zeak, and Anna.

"Nope. Not at all." Avon said. "I was walking with Alvin right before he got scared by the lightning and ran off. I didn't have any time to look for someone dressed in a cloak with a bandaged up face."

"We didn't see anything either, did we Anna?" Zeak asked turning to her.

"We? I wasn't walking with you. I ran into the woods and you followed me correct?" Anna responded, feeling bitter all of a sudden. It was a contrast to her earlier happy mood. "And then you just vanished..." She finished.

"I went to go get an umbrella because of the rain..." Zeak said with an uneasy smile.

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Simon hesitated. "Wait a second." He growled as he turned to Avon. "We never mentioned what he looked like. If you didn't see him, how do you know what he looks like?" He tapped his foot.

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Avon blinked. Then he cleared his throat. "Sorry but I assumed you were talking about the person that Krum saw on his way here."

"Did you see him Krum?" Dave asked him.

"I don't know if it's the same guy but... on my way here I did see some creepy looking guy wearing a tulip black hat... and... yeah, he had a cloak and a bandaged up face." Krum said.

"That's the guy!" Theodore said.

"Oh really? Then it was probably Zeak here." Anna said.

"What? I told you, I went to get an umbrella." Zeak said.

"And yet there's no umbrella on you. Though, I guess that makes sense if you just ran inside because you were afraid of the lightning."

Zeak grew angry and marched toward her but Dave put his hand on the guy's shoulder. "Hey, hey. No need to start a fight."

Zeak sighed. "Yeah well.. now that you mention it, I DID see some guy with a black cape when I arrived."

"And like I said, I didn't exactly see him but Krum told me about him." Avon stated. "But I had trouble believing it. Perhaps its someone who lives here?"

"That's not possible." Jack said burping a bit. "The mansion is the only house here and it sits across a wooden bridge that we all had to drive our cars across to reach. Once we exit it's nothing but stretches of forest."

"Then who the hell is that guy? Should we call the police?" Zeak asked.

Lore watched them all talk and sighed, going back into the house.

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Simon nodded. "Well he did try to kill Alvin.. I believe this is the second time even, so yes I do think you should call the police.. Unless of course this person is smart enough to have followed the horror movie cliche of cutting the phone lines.."

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"Right. I'll go call the police." Dave said, suddenly feeling worried for his son. He ran off to go do so.

"Oh wow. This is so exciting. We're stuck in a movie. 8 people get killed by a deranged killer and the last two defeat it and end up in a loving embrace... and the pair doesn't have to be a straight couple too." Jack laughed.

"... What's with him?" Theodore moaned.

Alvin wandered inside. "Whatever. I've dealt with crazy people bef-"

"What do you mean the phone lines are down?!" Dave asked Lore.

"Yup. They're all down. Maybe the lightning caused it." Lore sighed.

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Simon face palmed. "I may not be as big of an expert as my brother here about horror movies, but even I know, that it's always the killers that cut the phone lines. It's an obvious ploy." He turned to Alvin. "Alright Alvin, you know all about this stuff. What kinds of cliches should we avoid in order to stay alive?"