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**SDCharm** · November 15th, 17, 08:15 AM

"In the dark of the night, one hero stands above the rest to protect the world and the playground down the road from the scum of teenage villainy all over the neighborhood. His name is... Grant Taylor! Otherwise known as Awesome Coon!"

This little Raccoon boy shouted this all out with his fists pumped in the air and his blankie tied around his neck like a cape. He was also standing in just a pair of blue briefs and a t-shirt with a Batman symbol on it. He also wore socks.

It was what you wore when you were a superhero. You had your undies on the outside. Right? Sure.

Here he was, ready to sentence all the criminals to their fates and send them off to Arkham Asylum for their misdeeds!

He jumped off the bed and raced around the room, making zooming sounds before finally heading towards the dresser, looking for some shorts just in case he wanted to patrol outside.

**CalmlyEccentric** · November 15th, 17, 08:24 AM

Well, while he was there having a party to himself in his room, there was some more interesting people out there having their own little fun time. For example, there this bird looking chick who was just casucally walking into a closed museum.

She looked like some gothic teenager if they were wearing shorts with leggings and boots. She simply wore a hoodie to keep herself covered from the cameras. What was she doing? Oh just taking a look at the merchandise to steal. That’s right, she was being a real villain.

Her abilities? Being sneaky as heck to avoid cameras and such apparently. Oh, and disappearing in the dark like a shadow. Classic! Now only if she hadn’t set off the alarm already, this really would have worked out a lot better. A very calm and collected individual though, that was for sure.

**SDCharm** · November 16th, 17, 07:25 AM

Grant was shimmying along outside of his house, wearing shorts now, realizing that the underwear thing was most likely not going to fly. He was humming to himself, walking forward with a smile on his face, feeling like those in danger would have nothing to fear should he be on the case.

Mostly, people would just say "Hi" when he walked by and he'd say "Hello Citizen!" and then he'd be on his way.

He was blissfully unaware of what was going on at the museum.

**CalmlyEccentric** · November 16th, 17, 07:30 AM

Which was good for this chick because she was just casually walking out of the place, carrying some precious jewels in another hand. As she walked, she brushed by Grant, but she paid no mind to him. Seems like she was going to get away scott free on this one considering that no one was stopping her yet. Despite how suspicious she may have looked at the moment.

**SDCharm** · November 16th, 17, 07:50 AM

Grant felt her brush by him. He turned to look back at her with invested interest, finding her manner of dress and the bag of jewels she had looking rather suspicious. He then looked a bit ahead and began hearing the alarm of the museum.

He then followed behind her with a nice brisk paced walk. "Excuse me. Ma'am. Can I have a word with you? What's in the bag? Are those yours?"

**CalmlyEccentric** · November 16th, 17, 07:52 AM

She looked back for a moment and then rolled her eyes. "Yeah, they're mine. Just like my business is my business and you shouldn't mind it. Now bug off." She said, shooing him away and kept walking. She was getting a little tense over one distraction here...

**SDCharm** · November 16th, 17, 08:09 AM

"Hmm... I'm sorry ma'am but I insist. I MUST look at what's in your bag." Grant jumped and grabbed at her bag, ripping it a bit and seeing the sparkle of the jewelry abound! "Le GASP! Jewels! Thief!"

**CalmlyEccentric** · November 16th, 17, 08:10 AM

She immediately found the bag being snatched out of her hands before she glared at him. Then she said, "You stupid brat! Those were mine!" She then immediately heard some sirens behind her, causing her to immediately tried to turn tail and start running before she got caught or something.

**SDCharm** · November 18th, 17, 06:34 AM

Grant wasn't about to let this stand though. With a heroic glare he reached forward to try and grab her shirt... but because of his size, ended up accidentally grabbing the waistband of her pants instead, causing them to stretch when she began running off.

**CalmlyEccentric** · November 18th, 17, 06:39 AM

She immediately tripped and fell right onto her front. Feeling the breeze, she rolled over and tried to kick him off, "Let go of my pants you idiot!" She snapped as the police were coming right over to apprehend her no doubt. "LET GO!" She screamed while blushing like mad as her flower print panties were exposed.