A Chaotic Rebirth (Private with Jacob)

[diokno44]

Discord sighed, exiting out of one dimension. For awhile, he had been looking for something to adopt as a child. True, he had Screwball, his own little ball of chaos, but he wanted something that wasn't totally obedient, something that could act like a real child. Besides, disonediemce is chaos.

[grandsword]

At that very moment, a rather despondent man was walked out of his job at comedy club by the police. His crime? Why, just showing the boring folk inside what comedy was by spiking the drinks of the comedians inside with a somewhat harmless party drug. Put short, it made people laugh at everything, while also loosening the muscles up. The result, being that the usually dull opening act erupted in a display of flailing and laughing not dissimilar to a muppet on a faulty string. It was funny, nobody was hurt, and the guy was an ass anyways, but here Jacob was, being dragged out and fired, because his mark had a hissy fit about loosing his dignity. "Pff. As if he had any to begin with." He murmered, rolling his eyes.

[diokno44]

"Poor lad." Discord frowned, looking at the despondent man in his early twenties. "Maybe, I could give him a second chance." He thought, as he snapped his fingers, and Jacob disappeared, the officers bewildered.

[grandsword]

Jacob too was bewildered, though he didn't let it show. He had a flair for the strange, and suddenly disappearing sure was strange. "Well, I was wrong. Seems reality has a sense of humor after all." He said to himself, looking around slightly. "Takes me from living limbo, to literal limbo. Hello, irony~" he added jokingly.

[diokno44]

"Hello young man, might I ask what your name might be?" Discord asked, "And don't worry, you're not on drugs, hopefully."

[grandsword]

"Ok..seeing things from cartoons...check. Happy pills? Not check. So, either the pigs clubbed me one and I'm seeing things I watch in my head, or this is real, and I am meeting something more interesting than the boring people back home." Jacob murmered. "Eh, nothing to lose, I guess. Name's Jacob. And..if memory serves, you're called discord, right?" He stated, growing a bit interested in the situation.

[diokno44]

"Oh, you know my name, I'm flattered." Discord smiled, "Well, Jacob, I've decided to give you a second chance at life. If you want, I could adopt you as my son." He grinned, "And you get superpowers."

[grandsword]

"Hmm, deal with the dregs back home, likely after a stay in prison, or get adopted by the one being with a rock-solid resume in discord and comedy. Hmm, choices!" He said, sarcastically weighing the options by pantomiming a scale's arms rising and falling, it also showed a bit of his sense of humor, especially the rock solid bit. "Yeah, I think the adoption is a far better option, powers notwithstanding." Jacob "decided" after a moment. Of course, from the way he had described the two choices earlier, the choice he was going to choose was rather obvious to begin with.

[diokno44]

"Excellent, but er, one problem. Your current appearance would have...mixed reactions from the locals, so, I'm going to have to turn you into a young Draconequis." Discord scratched the back of his head.

[grandsword]

"A small price, considering. Though I'll miss the ability to do three rude things with one hand." I joked, smirking.