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**Silvertip** · December 30th, 17, 09:50 AM

James nodded. He slowly walked past throngs of people whose idea of pocket change was something that could pay a month's rent. And soon, he found the place they were looking for.

Calling the building ostentious was generous. It was an enormous glass cube that showcased the latest in high end infant, hatchling and toddler fashion. People pushed James aside as they entered and descended down into the showroom. Overlooking the building were other stores and eateries selling expensive luxury goods. No doubt Feiaora and her crew were somewhere nearby. And of course, there was a high end massage parlor nearby too...no doubt linked to Silk Road Trading.

James fought the urge to swear as he laid eyes on the cost of some of these items. Hell, one of the items was a high-end changing table with additional manipulators to help busy parents with multiple children. The cost of it was about three year's rent for him.

He turned to Za'kar, adjusted the diaper bag slung over his shoulder and opened the surprisingly heavy glass door. "Hey, you ready to see what you're gonna get for being a good boy?" The words that came out of his mouth felt faker than Feiaora's lower jaw.

It helped take the awkwardness off of the fact the diapered Velociraptor he was addressing wasn't his toddler-age charge.

**CalmlyEccentric** · December 30th, 17, 10:02 AM

Za'kar had to say that this place looked kind of flashy to him. And not in a good way either. He understood the whole thing with business and such and how you needed to stick out and make your products sound good. However... An entire glass cube more than a story high, showing off your stuff? That was kind of overboard in his eyes. He figured that was what you got when you had money to spend though.

As they stepped around, he glanced around at the interior of the building. He genuinely did not feel like he should be here at all. Not a feeling of undeserving of such luxury being around him, but like... People were just staring him down. It actually sort of made him unconsciously get a little closer to James. Thinking about James sort of made him listen to what he was saying at the same time. Truth be told, he wished her hadn't.

Holding back a grimace at his words, he simply nodded and said, "Yeah..." Not much of a talkative toddler, was he?

**Silvertip** · January 3rd, 18, 09:21 AM

The inside of the store smelled like baby powder. Indeed, it actually made James sneeze. The walls and floors were decorated in soft pastels that helped emphasize the nature of what the store was selling. As the goods inside were very valuable, cameras and other sensors were omnipresent. Indeed, there were two pointed right at the entrance.

As James walked down the aisle, he noticed several employees had suspicous bulges under their uniforms. Probably plainclothes armed guards, he mused. He looked over a small sign on support pillar noticed that there was a complimentary children's playroom.

It sounded as good a place as any to start. James then stood in line to pay for Za'kar's ticket there. He then noticed that there were quite a lot of Mesozoicans present. He silently swore as he realized the clerk was a Mesozoican. A Utahraptor specifically. A toddler was clinging on his mother's arm as she tried to convince him that she'll be back.

**CalmlyEccentric** · January 3rd, 18, 09:35 AM

Za'kar was a little less appreciative of his role in this operation given the decoration of the area. Why? Because he was starting to feel so out of place, and it really didn't help that he would just be going along with this as he was told. In other words, slowly but surely, he was starting to hate this more and more. So much regret.

Getting in line with James, he felt quite a bit out of place. They were heading to the playroom. Of all places to start off at, it just had to be the playroom, didn't it? Well, that was just Za'kar being all pouty about because he didn't want to go in there with other kids. What if one of them gave him away or something!? He wanted to say something, but he was pretty sure that hatchlings couldn't exactly, you know, speak very well.

Seeing the clerk made him wince a bit. Oh this was going to be all sorts of bad, wasn't it? Hopefully, she didn't catch a whiff of his scent because that'd be bad... And so awkward.

**Silvertip** · January 4th, 18, 09:50 PM

"Oh, is this cutie yours?" the clerk as she laid eyes on Za'kar and James.

James shook his head. "I'm just taking care of him for a friend."

He then knelt down to Za's level. "Be good for her," he said as if he were really talking to a toddler. He then dropped his voice to a whisper. "See if you can find or record anything interesting."

"How much?" he asked, as he looked at the clerk.

"Free for potty-trained children," she said with a toothy smile. She then noticed the leaf and flower patterned diaper that Za'kar was wearing. "But for those who aren't potty trained, we have an extra hundred and fifty credit fee for diaper changing,"

James immediately slid over the requisite credit chits. The Deinonychus introduced herself to Za'kar.

"Hi there, little guy!" she said as she touched him on the neck. Luckily, James had the foresight to liberally apply powder and rash ointment to help conceal Za'kar's scent. Hopefully, it was enough to persuade the clerk that Za'kar was really a toddler Deinonychus or other larger Mesozoican and not an adult Velociraptor.

**CalmlyEccentric** · January 4th, 18, 10:32 PM

Za'kar reared his head back a little bit when Jon was kneeling down to his level. He wasn't too appreciative of actually being treated like a toddler here. However, hearing what he whispered, he would give a brief nod in return.

Soon enough, James was sort of out of the picture here for a moment as the clerk was trying to talk to him now. Oh boy, here's to hoping that Za'kar didn't screw this up. "Hi..." He said in the best childish voice he could muster up here, which surprisingly wasn't that hard and probably sounded really convincing! Oh, and he was feel a bit shy too, thanks to his anxiousness, so he did back away slightly, which may sort of further play into his role here.

**Silvertip** · January 5th, 18, 08:30 AM

"It's okay. You'll have lots of fun!" The Deinonychus was appropriately bubbly...perfect for working with children/hatchlings.

She opened the door and let Za'kar into the playroom. As it was, there were both Human and Mesozoican children playing with toys, reading, napping, watching educational videos or just doing whatever. A Compy hatchling and a Human child chased each other through the winding indoor playset.

Supervising them were the attendants of both species. One Velociraptor hatchling wearing what looked like a messy diaper was sitting in the time-out corner. One of the attendants went to the front to page their parents to come and pick up their misbehaving child.

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James had went to the bathroom to prepare his next plan of action. As it was one of the few places not covered by cameras and sensors (no one wanted to be recorded taking a shit), he could retrieve some equipment from his bag.

One of which was a covert microphone and transmitter the size of a pencil eraser. He palmed the item and exited the bathroom stall.

Avoiding a Utahraptor taking his child into the bathroom, the Human headed over to the toy section. Which happened to be near the employee entrance. Feigning interest in a set of costume jewelry, he activated the microphone and tucked it in the back of the shelf.

As he continued on, he wondered how his partner was doing.

**CalmlyEccentric** · January 5th, 18, 08:44 AM

Za'kar, upon walking into the room, began to feel butterflies in his stomach and so awkward. He looked around at all of the hatchlings a few times as he walked in there. Now, he didn't hate kids or anything, but given his current circumstances, being around a bunch of them wasn't exactly something he was looking forwards too. Especially human ones. Human ones had a bad tendency to pull on his tail when he least expected it and it was higher annoying. He couldn't complain now though as he had an act to keep up... That, and he felt like he actually had to use the bathroom. Oh boy...

Za'kar would simply go sit with some other kids watching a show while looking around for a moment. Didn't want to be the odd one out by just, you know, standing there in the middle of all of this mess. He was trying to play it all off as he tried to look for a good place to start in here...

**Silvertip** · January 8th, 18, 07:04 AM

"Can I help you?"

James felt his heart leap into his throat. His body tensed at the realization that he might have been caught planting the bug. He turned to find a blue-feathered Deinonychus looking him over. The raptor swished his tail slightly.

"Oh, nothing. I'm just looking for some furnishings." It was then that he had a thought. "Do you guys have a showroom or anything?"

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A Human boy went up Za'kar. "Hi!" he said brightly, looking over the raptor. "Whatcha doing?"

"You know those things carry diseases, right? That's what my mom told me." a Human girl said. Judging from her accent, she wasn't a Lethuai local. Her diaper crinkled softly as she approached the boy.

A daycare worker who was helping clean up overheard the girl's statement. "Oxanna," he said. "That wasn't very nice. I want you to apologize to the raptor. Now!"

Oxanna looked at the little raptor and the daycare worker. "Sorry," she said. Despite the words, it was quite obvious her apology was insincere. The daycare worker then took her by the hand and made her sit in the time-out corner.

The boy sat down. "So what's your name? Do you want to play with me?"

**CalmlyEccentric** · January 8th, 18, 07:11 AM

A velociraptor, that looked eerily similar to Za'kar, decided to go ahead and offer up their answer despite not being asked. "We do, it's further in the back there. Just head back there and you'll find what you're looking for just fine." And then it was back to stocking the shelves for that little lizard!

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Za'kar was a bit spooked when a kid suddenly walked up to him. He was going to give an answer, but then this little girl came right up and decided to open, which Za'kar already considered rotten, her mouth. How nice. He was tempted to say something so snarky in return, but that'd probably get him some unwanted attention.

Well, now that that problem was dealt with, he looked to the boy and gave a faint nod. "I'm... Za'kar. And I guess I can play with you." He said. Thinking about how he could possibly make things more convincing, which may have been entirely unnecessary given how he was doing so far, he decided to look back on his not so great childhood and how he used to behave.