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**Silvertip** · January 8th, 18, 07:31 AM

"Cool!" The boy seemed to be overly excited about meeting a raptor. "So what do you want to do?"

He eyed the indoor playground. He was tempted to go run there and start climbing but he wasn't sure if the little raptor could keep up. Hell, his own parents couldn't!

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"Thanks!" James headed towards the back of the room. Along the way, he noticed that as he headed towards the back, he had to pass through the diaper aisle.

Out of curiosity, he noticed that there were a surprising amount of diapers specifically made for the Mesozoicans. Of course, he knew that adult Velociraptors could comfortably wear diapers made for Deinonychus and Utahraptor hatchlings.

He looked at one of the diaper packages and examined it. The diaper boasted about 12-hour protection, powerful odor masking, double leg and tail gathers. And of course, the design of stylized dinosaur bones and skulls was quite cute. The Human raised an eyebrow. Were the manufacturers aware of the "other" target for their Velociraptor sized diapers?

James shrugged and put the package back onto the shelf and continued on his way to the showroom.

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Feiaora was examining the crowd from her position atop a fire. The Compy squirmed a bit as she realized that she really had to pee.

"Shouldn't have had that extra water," she muttered. It was then that she noticed an unmarked truck pulling up to the loading docks at the rear of the store.

**CalmlyEccentric** · January 8th, 18, 07:36 AM

"Uh... Whatever you want to do, really." Za'kar said as he got up and decided to follow the kid over the the indoor play ground over there. He was getting a nostalgic feeling from all of this... And he also felt horribly embarrassed for actually slipping into the brief state of being, well, more babyish.

He did keep looking around anxiously, like the slightest thing he would do would just blow his cover so fast... Why did he have to be the one in the hot seat despite having the most innocent role out of everyone on the darn team!?

Trying to remember as to why James put him here, he decided to ask the kid, "So um... I'm kind of... New. Is there like anything... Cool around here?" He kept pausing in his speech because he was sort of unsure of if talked more like an adult that he'd be given away. Man Za'kar was so paranoid...

**Silvertip** · January 8th, 18, 09:13 AM

It was then the boy stopped himself, realizing he hadn't introduced himself. "I'm Sammy," he said. "Best thing here is the playground!"

It was then he ran off to the playground, nearly knocking over a Deinonychus hatchling who growled softly. "Race you!" he exclaimed.

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James soon found himself at the showroom. Indeed, with its spotlights, fancy informational brochures and plinths containing the newest baby furniture, he felt as if he was in a car dealership instead of a baby supply store. But then again, seeing how expensive some of the furniture was, maybe the feeling was apt.

Then again, he was around people whose leftover credit chits could pay his rent. He examined a suspiciously large but plainly decorated wooden crib -- as in "the size of a twin bed", suspiciously large. The placard said it was geared towards Mesozoicans who had many hatchlings and wanted them to sleep together like their old nesting habits dictated.

James might have spent a little too long analyzing that piece of furniture, though...

**CalmlyEccentric** · January 8th, 18, 09:24 AM

"Well... Hi Sa-" He didn't get to finish because the boy cut him off, saying he was race him. He didn't even get much of a chance to comprehend things here at the moment. He immediately took off after the kid, deciding that running would be a great idea, despite the fact that his body kind of was ready to take a bit of a load off. He was in control though, so he was fine.

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Yeah, he was because an employee, who was sort of there to provide customer services while also edging people on to buy products, took notice. They were a simple human girl with that usual smile you'd expect to see on a restaurant worker's face. So fake and empty, really...

Walking over to James, she said, "Found something that caught your eye?" She didn't even give him a chance to answer her before saying, "That's a pretty good piece if you have more than one kid. Meozocian or not."

**Silvertip** · January 9th, 18, 02:01 AM

Sammy quickly scrambled up the play structure. He looked behind him and noticed that Za'kar was catching up. Of course, he had a decent head start. The Human did feel the need to use the bathroom but he figured he could hold it. After all, he had a new friend!

A Compy hatchling gently nosed him. "Hi!" she said. She wasn't diapered unlike Za'kar though. Of course, he didn't care.

"Hi!" he exclaimed. The Compy chirped and squeaked as he looked right at her. "Um, do you want to play with me? I'm having a tea party."

The boy saw two girls in the corner of the room having said tea party. A diapered Deinonychus looked up at the two.

"Eww," he exclaimed, making a face. "Tea parties are for girls!"

The Compy huffed and quickly scampered off. She muttered something about boys having cooties.

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James was caught somewhat off guard by the sudden appearance of the saleswoman. He was about to ask how much it was, but he realized that this place probably had the policy of "If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it."

"Um, I was just seeing if it would fit in with my decor," he quickly said. James wondered if tagging a few of these items with those micro bugs he had on hand was a good idea.

**CalmlyEccentric** · January 9th, 18, 02:08 AM

Za'kar was keeping up just fine as he saw no reason to give it his all. As he was following after the boy, he did look back a few times. He couldn't shake this feeling like he was being watched... Then again, this was a spy mission, so chances were that he was being watched by people on his side. Maybe.

Anyways, he stopped and stood behind the boy as he talked to the girl. Seeing her stomp off shortly after, he rolled his eyes. Then he said, "That wasn't really nice..." He was quiet about it because he didn't want her to whip around and agree or something.

Looking to Sammy he asked, "So um... Sammy, you never really told me about any secrets in this place." Surely this kid knew something, right?"

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"Hm well, I'm sure it will if you have a taste for more traditional furniture over the more technological pieces we have here... I suggest that you make up your mind now though because it may not be here within the next few seconds. If it isn't sold then, we'll, it's going into the back."

Potential bingo?

**Silvertip** · January 9th, 18, 09:34 AM

"Well, I did see a raptor like you get kicked out of the playroom the last time Mommy brought me here because they found out she was a grown-up." Sammy broke into a giggling fit at the memory.

"Anyways, who cares about dumb stuff like that?" He then booped Za'kar right on his snout. "Tag! You're it!"

He then slid down the slide giggling only in the way a four-year old could.

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That got James's attention. "So are these custom made?" he asked.

**CalmlyEccentric** · January 9th, 18, 10:06 AM

Za'kar winced when he said that. Oh that did so little to get rid of his nervousness. So it seemed like they kind of had experience with this sort of thing. That was just all sorts of encouraging for him... Oh boy.

Getting tapped on the nose brought him back pretty fast. Deciding to play along, he'd take off after the kid, only he didn't go down the slide because, well, that was a little too much for him. That, and he had bad luck with slides.

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She nodded. "They definitely are. Why do you ask?" She questioned.

**Silvertip** · January 9th, 18, 07:01 PM

"Well...I don't like the color," James said. "Could I have a brochure or something that tells me what options I have and stuff?"

Of course, he had no intention of buying the expensive crib. He just wanted the woman away so he could tag the item. He looked around, much of the other patrons were too busy browsing the expensive items. Or trying to keep their overly excitable offspring from damaging the goods.

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Sammy giggled as the little raptor chased after him. All of a sudden, he stopped as he felt a sudden spreading warmth in his pants. "Oh no," he said. He looked down. There was no wet spot, but a visible bit of puffiness that belied the training pants he was wearing...and had just now soaked.

**CalmlyEccentric** · January 9th, 18, 07:18 PM

She nodded lightly and said, "I'll be right back then." She said and then stepped off. She was actually expecting him to leave mainly because people didn't always stick around when they asked for something. However, because of her job, she was basically required to comply.

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Za'kar blinked when he suddenly stopped and he was, well, next to him, wondering what was going. "What's wrong?" He asked as Sammy seemed a little worried about something. "Also, you're it." He decided to add with a little pat on his shoulder.