Deadpool Diapers the Marvel Universe

[Fluffybuttwannabe]

*Fart*

"Nothing like starting off a new roleplaying by letting out the gas of the last ones," Deadpool yawned, leaning back in his computer chair, typing at his computer. "Wait, what, I'm in a roleplay," He said out loud to himself.

"What losers would want to roleplay with us," One voice asked.

"Probably the same losers who goof off all night on the computer instead of sleeping, or going out an having a real life." Another voice said.

"Quiet quys, this roleplay's about me so it'll be awesome," He said kicking away from the computer and spinning around in his chair.

"Whats it going to be about?"

"Let me check," Deadpool said, logging into diaperedanime.com. "Here I'll just hack some loser's account, diaperbuttwannabe won't mind. Lets see, Deadpool diapers the Marvel Universe."

"Ohhhhh, we get to play with diapers."

"I always liked diapers."

[sonicmixer]

Meanwhile on the streets of New York, a certain popular member of the X-men made her way through the streets of New York, dressed in her civilian clothes. This was non other than the southern belle of the battlefield, Rogue. She was happily enjoying her day off away from the constant insanity shown to her by her superhero life. It was nice to just get out once and a while and see what the city had to offer.

[Fluffybuttwannabe]

Deadpool began to hit the refresh button on his keyboard, about thirty times a second. "Come on, come on, god dang it sonicmixer reply," He shouted, pushing the button again and again.

"Whats a sonicmixer anyway?"

"Probably a weird lonely person."

"Ahh finally," He said with a grin, reading it, before cheering. "Rouge, we get to diaper Rouge, sweeeeeet." He said with a smirk, before grabbing his magical satchel and running out the door.

A few minutes later, he was in the streets of new york, litterally walking down the middle of the highway, getting honked at by angry commuters. He ignored it, looking at a map, "Lets see, if I'm here, and Rouges over there, gotta be around her somewhe..," He said to himself before getting run over by a big truck, flat on the road.

He was run over repeatidly for a few minutes, before a red light came up, giving him a chance to run to the sidewalk.

"That should have killed us."

"But it didn't. We have a healing factor."

[sonicmixer]

(It shoudl be noted that I haven't read anything with rogue in a while, so I don't fully remember everything about her personality. Sorry.)

Rogue was too busy eating a succulent hot dog to notice the repeated hit and runs occurring a few sidewalks away. After she finished up the meat stick she proceeded onto the next item on her list, a trip to the local shopping center.

[Fluffybuttwannabe]

(I've only seen the movies/video game)

Deadpool grinned, "Ahh there's are target. Time for a little fun."

Using his teleporter, he teleported on top of the building beside her, following her from up above.

[sonicmixer]

(...Alright then.)

Rogue went inside the building, looking at a few different outfits and clothing. As soon as she made a decision on what she wanted, she headed to the changing room to try the items on.

[Fluffybuttwannabe]

Deadpool grinned, and teleported into the stall next to hers, peeking at her over the top. He didn't make a sound out loud but in his mind, it was like this.

"Woah whhooo, hot Rouge, hot. Chimiconga hot."

He then began to sprinkle itching powder on her clothes, disappearing back in the stall next to hers when she turned.

[sonicmixer]

Rogue began trying on the clothes and modeling them in the mirror when she suddenly felt a strange itching sensation all over her body. "Why is this stuff so damn itchy?" she thought to herself as she began scratching all over.

[Fluffybuttwannabe]

Deadpool grinned, revealing the itching powder came from his skin flakes.

He then left the stall and knocked on hers, asking in a high-pitch voice, "Excuse me ma'am do you have any store property in there?"

[sonicmixer]

Rogue blushed madly, still scratching wildly. "yeah what's it to ya? I'm trying things on. Kind of the point of one of these changing stalls."