How do I get turn into a morning person?

So any way does anyone know how to turn me into a morning person? I wanna watch Sonic X in the morning on Saturdays but I can't seem to wake up not even an alarm clock wakes me up nor a bucket of cold water I'm such a heavy sleeper it's pathetic lol so any way anyone mind helping me out? I tried 5 hour energy it's a scam and it's like any other energy drink and I as well stay away from Coffee and hate it so yeah anyone got tips?

[SonicG]

Here's a tip. There is one alarm clock that I know that never failed me. Have you ever heard of the CLOCK-E????? It's a alarm clock on wheels whish plays sounds of 8 bit screeching ear peircing madness. If you shut it off, it turns back on. If you turn it off the 3rd time, then it goes back on, runs off your bed and wheels around your house. If you are still half asleep when you catch it and turn it off, it will turn back on and you won't be able to turn it off until after 20 minutes.

try pulling an all-nighter and then forcing yourself to stay awake the next day until 6:00 PM at least. then set your alarm for the desired time. that will get your biological clock back in line if it is out of wack. then when you do wake up, take cold, shocking showers. they are horrible at first, but after you get used to them, they both wake you up nearly instantly, and they are good for you in other cool ways too. if you stick with it for some time, you will find you might start waking up seconds before your alarm goes off on your own, or you might not even need an alarm.

mornings are crazily relaxing if you are not tired. they are probably the most peaceful time of day. also, cartoons. =D

i hope this helps you.

[Raven_Steel]

I have never been much of a morning person, but for class I always have to wake up around 7. Always better in my mind to be done with all classes in a day before 12. You really have to train your self to wake up early, once you get onto a good rhythm it will be hard not to wake up early.

[thelonegrunt]

Yeah. My doctor told me you should train yourself to sleep earlier. Do you watch T.V. or use the internet right before bed? You should stop using that an hour before bed. That way, your brain does not have to work as hard processing thoughts and ideas that trigger you to stay awake.

[Copper]

Get old. Even then I suspect one wouldn't be totally a morning person.