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**Anynomus101** · December 5th, 18, 07:35 PM

"I see. And you wouldn't be happen to mugging that poor man would you?" Cetishil's veil of thorns flares into existence, and thorny vines fall across her shoulder like a mantle. She steps in front of the wagon owner. "I can make your day really bad if you try something." (She readies an action to hit as many of them as possible with the cone if they become aggressive.)

**Dialga** · December 5th, 18, 07:46 PM

Burnish thinks for a moment. How best to capitalize on this situation, now that he's undetected? He could just attack, but that's too easy, and too risky.

Instead he casts a spell. This one to produce a sound. A sound of hundreds of humanoid metallic boots hitting the ground rhythmically. The sound of soldiers marching, from deeper in the woods, coming towards the robbers' position.

Burnish casts Ghost Sound

**Purestarfall** · December 5th, 18, 07:48 PM

(What's the projectiles that the veil shoots anyway?)

On getting out in front of the wagon owner, they all pull out their short swords and point them at Cetishil. "We're just trying to get a good haul, and you have to come in and try to play the hero. Well we can and will kill you if you don't get out of the way, so move it!" (Intimidate: (Nat 1) + 4 = 5. Oh wow, that was a bad roll. Feel free to take your readied action as they might seem too threatening for their own good. It's your choice though, you're only getting it because they rolled so bad and it will not affect you in any other way. This is before the sound so you may factor in if you want to do that as well.)

**Anynomus101** · December 5th, 18, 07:55 PM

(It is called Cloak of Thorns, and it says it shoots a hail of magical thorns. Anti-intimidate check 15+8=23.)
Cetishil doesn't even budge. "Your numbers don't scare me, nor do your words. I advise that you get lost." (Intimidate nat 20+0=20.)

**Purestarfall** · December 5th, 18, 08:04 PM

(You don't need to make an anti-intimidate check, it's a DC thing. Speaking of which...)

Cetishil's threatening manner combined with the sound of marching footsteps coming towards them props the lead mugger to claim "Screw this! This isn't worth fighting over anymore!" and he starts to flee into the woods and the other muggers run behind him.

(You each gain 1,080 EXP for dealing with the thugs.)

**Dialga** · December 5th, 18, 08:08 PM

Burnish waited until they were out-of-view before revealing himself, peeking over the top of the cart.

"Wow, mom, that was great.

Are you all okay?" He asked the merchants.

**Purestarfall** · December 5th, 18, 08:16 PM

"Yeah, I'm...fine." He told Burnish, a fair bit surprised to find that he was talking to a small brass dragon wearing a diaper.

(Also, I think you guys level up from that EXP you just gained.)

**Anynomus101** · December 5th, 18, 08:16 PM

"Why thank you sweetie." Cetishil says, then looks over the merchant for wounds.
Edit: Yes we do.

**Dialga** · December 5th, 18, 08:28 PM

“So what are you selling? Are you going to the capital, too?” Burnish began to ask a battery of questions. “How much gold do you think you can make selling it? Where did you get it from?”

**Anynomus101** · December 5th, 18, 08:30 PM

Cetishil scoops up Burnish in her arms. "Slow down silly. Let the man answer your questions one at a time." She says, giving Burnish a diaper check seeing as they had been on the road for 13 hours.