a fairly odd idea (private)

[grandsword]

It was a cool winter evening, the type you might think of one spending inside, with a cup of hot chocolate, or huddled up to a crackling fireplace. and while most were indeed doing so, some; unfortunately were sick from the chill.

our story begins with one such person, a young man, named jacob. he was not a successful person, nor one who could be considered a saint, but he did all he could with what life offered him.

he had a decent job, a small home. the basic comforts of modern life. and he did what could be done to try and be a good guy. however, as life does, it seemed to single him out to be the recipient of bad luck constantly. and a recent string of misfortunes, had ended up with him sick, bedridden and watching tv to pass his time.

[Bandit Keith]

Though interesting and perhaps a reason to think something is causing a delusional matter from the fact a shimmer from the screen and on a commercial break Starfire from one of the mans favorite cartoons only seemingly slightly aged up came out of the screen.'' Hello do you speak English ?'' it was asked as despite how the magic allowing her to be is and such a flaw is when something gets to another place somewhere and somehow it muddles what language to speak . Add that to the internet and its further muddled from that matter

[grandsword]

Jacob gaped, rubbing his eyes almost cartoonishly in disbelief as one of his favorite characters, seemed to literally jump off the screen. when that was fruitless, he then chose to look to his bottle of cough syrup, then to starfire and back and forth, as though the medicine were to blame. "...great, sick and going nutso." he muttered with a wheeze. which although not answering "starfire"'s question directly, did answer it by speaking said language.

[Bandit Keith]

Starfire giggled ''no Bumgorf You are not doing the job of the nut'' Starfire can speak proper English if she wants to at this point or atleast this variant of her but she finds people are less freaked out when she speaks in that way she tended to at one time '' I'm your K'norfka for the time of now till well''

[grandsword]

"..well." He coughed. "..I'm in no position to refuse I guess." Jacob said, lightly blushing. He remembered the terms used from the show. And he knew he was not exactly the strongest person, even when well, so resistance was not exactly a great idea.

[Bandit Keith]

Which basically meant Starfire had called Jacob a child or baby and her a nanny or guardian ''Now is this Bumgorf diapered?'' Starfire questioned to no one as she went to check as if not well it'll be easy enough to get someone without stealing just need to work the power that nrought her to be to get such items and other things from someplace

[grandsword]

jacob blushed deeper, wearing not a proper diaper, but bland medical pullups. which were not from his current illness..but rather from much longer standing medical problems. he was not really ever in good health, you see, dealing with a weak body for most all his young life. regardless, the padding he had on was clearly the minimum of quality.

[Bandit Keith]

'' Bumgorf where is the store of diapers of print your size?''Starfire asked as she can look around easily enough its just she would rather get them and return as fast as she can with some other things to show up if possible

[grandsword]

"I..i dunno if they make diapers like that in my size. I mean I wear these cause i'm too big for most other brands." he answered, being honest. of course, too big was subjective, and possibly easy to fix depending on what starfire was able to think up.

[Bandit Keith]

Starfire chuckled'' They do make those in any body build Bumgorf'' Starfire started to head to the door'' Bumgorf anything K'norfka should get while out doing the trial of the shopping?''Starfire asked