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**Tyrant Hoof** · November 10th, 13, 03:19 PM

"Oooh! It's pink, like me! If it's for a place like this, it's perfect for me. I'm gay all the time." Berry gulped it down, licking his lips. "That really was magical! I think! I'm not a unicorn like you, but it certainly felt magical. I feel all tingly. Do you feel tingly? We're feeling tingly together! What now? Are you feeling happier?" He smiled at Harpsy, his default expression not at all wavering. After a moment he started to bounce slightly on his stool.

**iamjohndoe** · November 10th, 13, 06:28 PM

Harpsy watched Berry down the next drink too. "Wow, um, you might want to slow up on those," he warned. "The Pink Fairy's some pretty strong stuff." He took a sip of his, and felt dizzy almost immediately afterward. He slumped forward onto the bar. "It's like a buck to the chest. It's not the strongest stuff we got here, though." He was getting pretty curious how much Berry could take. "Hey, barkeep! Two jokeblues!" He explained to Berry, "Some poor bastard figured he could make a drink out of poison joke. If this doesn't get to you, I don't have the first clue what will."

Then he noticed Berry's bouncing. How the hell the drinks gave the stallion energy, he had no idea. "You okay man?"

(Berry could start to get more huggy and affectionate here.)

**Tyrant Hoof** · November 11th, 13, 02:23 AM

"Yep! I'm happy as can be!" Berry looped a foreleg around Harpsy again, hugging him once more. "You're really nice! These drinks are yummy and you keep getting me more. I like you. Do you like me? I wanna be friends. Let's be friends!" He beamed at the idea as he hugged Harpsy.

**iamjohndoe** · November 17th, 13, 09:33 AM

"Yes. Friends." Harpsy was still trying to figure out what the pink pony wanted when he was pulled into a rough hug that nearly crushed his windpipe.

It also didn't help that the other stallion smelled nice. Like, really nice, like sugar. And sugar reminded him of Babar, and all the things he liked about Babar, but he didn't want to think about Babar and now the pink pony was sliding up against him and he couldn't think at all now, there was only pink and sugar and topsoil? There was some sort of earthy musk but that smelled nice too and Harpsy groaned as he realized that this stranger was getting him aroused, hornier than he'd been in a while. He felt the shifting underneath as his penis began to harden and push up against Berry's leg.

Oh his Godesses, he had a hardon and was pressing it up against a complete stranger, and it felt really, really good.

**Tyrant Hoof** · November 18th, 13, 01:33 AM

"Hooray! Another friend!" Berry beamed happily, after minute to notice the thing poking him. He looked down, confused, and found...a thingy. "Oooh, hey, Harpsy, your thingy has gotten all big. Did you just have a nap? Mine only does that after a nap. Or if somepony is really, really nice. Or this one time with a cake. But I don't see any cake." He grinned. "Oh! Is it because I'm being nice?"

**iamjohndoe** · November 21st, 13, 03:47 AM

"What? No!" Harpsy squealed without knowing why he was squealling. This stranger was very close to him, and very cute, and it was ruining his ability to think. Did he really not know what an erection was, or was the baby talk meant to be sexy?

And getting hard from a cake? Harpsy knew about fetishes, but that one just took the... fucking hell.

"I need to go to the bathroom," he said, and he stumbled off without waiting for a reply.

At a nearby table, another unicorn stallion was watching them, absentmindedly kneading at his erection. His silver hair flopped in and out of his golden eyes as he shifted. He'd overheard the pink one's innocent comments, and he knew an opportunity when he was one. When the minty green pony left, he swept in.

"Hellooo," he grinned an open-mouthed smile. "Pokey Pierce. What's a cutie like you doing in a dump like this?" His erection was straining against his underbelly. Ooh, he was gonna get laid tonight.

**Tyrant Hoof** · November 21st, 13, 03:55 AM

"Awww, don't take too long." Berry pouted for a moment when his new friend ran off, but brightened when another pony came over. He was making another friend! Hooray! He giggled at the compliment.

"I'm Bubble Berry, I heard this place was a gay bar, so I said to myself 'Berry, a bar all about being happy?' and I replied 'Sounds like it!' and so we agreed I should come and see what's it's like and make some friends. There's nothing I love more than making new friends, and having fun with my friends, because that's what friends are for. What about you? Do you like having fun with friends?" He asked eagerly, thinking only of another pony who liked friends and fun as much as he did.

**iamjohndoe** · November 22nd, 13, 03:14 AM

"Oh, I love having fun with friends." Pokey couldn't resist talking down to Berry. He ran a hoof through Berry's mane to move the curls out of his eyes. He needed to see how far he could take this. He brought his face in close to Berry's. "Would you like to have some fun with me?"

In the bathroom, Harpsy was in a panic. He dunked his head in the sink and stared at his reflection in the mirror.

Berry seemed to like him. He could probably get Berry to have sex with him without much difficulty. And the pink stallion was fucking hot, there wasn't any denying that. Harpsy grabbed his erection in his magic and began pumping, bracing against the sink for support and moaning.

But he seemed so innocent. Breaking him in couldn't possibly be moral. It was almost like trickery, taking advantage of him not knowing what they were doing.

And what about Babar? Damn himself still wanting to do right by his boyfriend. He couldn't cheat on him, even if he really wanted to. Even if he could get away with it. The images of Berry and Babar blended together into one extremely sexy stallion. Harpsy groaned and collapsed onto the floor. He needed release, one way or another.

He came, spurting onto the tiles, but it didn't do much to clear his head.

**Tyrant Hoof** · November 22nd, 13, 03:30 AM

Berry beamed at his new friend. "Sure, I would love to have fun with you. I'll have fun with anypony. What do you wanna do? Play a game? I'm really good at games. Twister? Tag? Or a board-game? I have HEAPS of board-games."

He was so excited to have a new friend, one who seemed as eager as he was to have fun. He didn't notice Pokey's erection, or how close he was. They just weren't important facts to him right now.

**iamjohndoe** · November 23rd, 13, 03:22 AM

(I was originally planning to see how far I could have Pokey push Berry, but I just feel too sleazy. I'm cutting this short.)

"A game. Yes. That sounds like fun." Pokey was so close now, he could feel Berry's breath on his face. He leaned forward and forced a short kiss, just a nip, a taste of later that he found tantalizing. "What do you say we head on out of here, and you can show me one of your board games."

Harpsy came out of the bathroom and noticed that his stool was taken. He scowled when he realized who was in it. Pokey Pierce had a bad reputation for being pushy, weaselly, and in Harpsy's opinion: a complete and total dickbag.