Hanks X-baby experience

[Bandit Keith]

''I have been talking to no one about you Cookie Monster … You just reek of bottled up youth '' The owner spoke going to Hank And taking him over to a section of diapers she has a feeling will interest Hank especially the tapes'' Its the grand opening so shoppers can pick something out for free within reason... You I have a feeling giving what you are running around in would be interested in this .'' The owner spoke with her arm sweeping over the diapers in Hanks size seeing if Hank is interest in them truly.... She is honestly planning to get Hank to accept his 'Cub' side one way or another even if she has to enlisted the one X-team member that is big on mystical matters to spoke something of Hanks with water from the fountain of youth which she made and thus controls how potent

Meanwhile Jubilee wondered to the back room where Hank is at and smiled at him herself holding in her arms AB or 'Cub' items in his size to try teasing him but blinked seeing someone she knows all to well the spirit of youth and felt a shiver go down her spike the being is obsessed with making others embrace their inner youth

[Diaper Beast]

Beast blushed just a bit at her calling him Cookie Monster, the nickname making him feel a bit embarrassed especially given the shop that they were in. "So you're saying I have a baby bottle inside of me?" Hank joked just a bit... trying to distract from the situation by being cheeky about what was going on. Hank blinked as his hand was taken by the strange youthful girl and he was led over to packages of diapers. Hank currently wasn't wearing his costume though it was clear the being knew of it. Maybe she knew he was wearing the so-called X-Speedo under his regular clothes right now.

Hank blushed at seeing the Sesame Street, Cookie Monster, and even the Beauty and the Beast themed taping panels of the diapers. Them reminding him a bit of his childhood. "Don't you think giving away free items is bad for business?" He wondered as he toe scuffed just a bit. Hank glanced back and waved to Jubilee... looking surprised as she seems to have a pair of Cookie Monster footie pajamas that look exactly like a pair he had before he went blue and furry. "Wow.... I didn't know they even still made those." They even had the zipper that ran down one leg for diaper changes.

[Bandit Keith]

''You could say its something like that '' the owner spoke on the cheeky matter Hank did as often times the level of bottled up youth she sensed tended to mean the being is a little a or in Hanks case a Cub .. Still she was indeed aware of Hanks choice of under clothing right now as she worked to coax him into letting his youthful side out .

''To a degree but its for the long run good for business '' the Owner spoke as if its obvious still as she was about to lead Hank into more stuff Jubilee had seemed to draw the attention of him from what Jubillee was holding with make her both smile and scowl as the items interest Hank but she was annoyed she wasn't making progress with the furball


Jubilee rolled her eyes at Hanks comment'' Well maybe if you didn't always owe me a favor in exchange for taking and caring for the X-babys and those regressed .. you'd know they do '' Jubilee spoke on the matter as she smiled at Hank '' I also take that remark meaning you like these ? Well they suit you... I just fear they'd be too hot for you '' Jubilee remark as she may seem like a jerk or smart-ass at times towards Hank she really does care about him yet even so she revealed even a Scooby Doo themed sleeper as she knows how Hank sorta likes Scooby Doo still , While showing she herself has a Shaggy themed one in her size …

Its funny in a way as both Hank and her have a need to eat a lot because of one having a metabolism that's off the rails and the other that needs a lot of feed given that ones ability drains not just energy but other things gotten from food to power what has been dumbed by that one as 'fireworks' Lets not forget their is a running joke type as of late with X-teams and other teams not related to the X-Men that Jubilee and Hank are the real life equivalent of Scooby and Shaggy that came up do to not only from them eating a lot and said eating being weird combinations of things.... But also how the two had been more and more getting into situations they run from do to the threat level being too much for their own ability's

[Diaper Beast]

Beast blushed warmly and fidgeted... the Owner could tell that Hank was tempted. Almost as if he was being handed a 'Faustian Bargain'. Of course, that would be more straight-forward and harder for Hank to play dumb to resist. Jubilee had likely warned he was stubborn... and that wasn't an understatement. Hank smiled just a bit. It was all so interesting and certainly a curiosity. Just Hank's adult side was struggling with this whole matter. It was no wonder why cubs were easier to coax into giving up a future adulthood or maturity. But Hank is developing cracks into his so-called armor.

Beast ran his fingers along the various packages of diapers, the smooth packages crinkling a bit and causing Hank to shiver. He looked back at Jubilee and rolled his eyes in return. "I do like them... I have fond memories of a couple of those or similar designs. But I don't know." Hank rubbed his chin and though, shaking his head to Jubilee. Hank's mind going over all this and thinking. The current thought running through his head was that it was a shame he wasn't still a cub like those here. Nobody would judge him then for any of these things. The Owner likely picking up that want if she was psychic.

[Bandit Keith]

''Here maybe drinking some mineral water made punch will help you make up your mind.'' The owner held a basic plastic cup filled with punch... the type usually scene at parties the red colored on the outside with a white inside … The truth is the water used in this punch is basically fountain of youth water … well sorta as her being the spirit of youth meant she could make any water have a regressive affect .. so it was punch made with mineral water she just made it have the property of the spring she turned into a regressive matter all those years ago. In otherwords she was telling the truth yet at the same time trying to trick Hank into being regressed … After all its clear he needs to let out his youthful side and interested in this stuff..

Regardless This seems innocent enough for those who don't know who they are dealing with this would seem like just a nice gesture and in this case just punch from a punch bowel set up for the grand opening … But for those in the know of this youthful woman would be very warry if not out right refusing to drink anything this person offered them''Its my own special recipe for punch ..hope you like it'' now that's true she had perfected a punch recipe thanks to being around sense well practically sense lifeforms have been a thing … Granted her form has undergone many changes over the various eras in time … Much like how the Avatar of death for earth form has changed over eras same with the Devil they all three would take forms of what life is the dominant kind at the time for them to do what they do easier


Jubilee though stuck her tongue out a Hank debating weather she should warn Hank about who is offering him a drink or just let it be as she could enjoy the aftermath of the situation is what she assumes is being attempted works '' You know I wonder something furball is it possible to devolve something with science ?'' Jubilee asked as she was looking at a dino from the Flintstones themed pacifier

[Diaper Beast]

Hank looked down at the plastic cup full of punch, perking a brow just a bit with a bit of an amused smile. "What... no bottle?" Hank asked with a playful smile. After all, he almost expected the same treatment as a cub given even without being one at the moment. Beast looked around and decided to humor both the being as well as Jubilee... selected Cookie Monster baby bottle from the shelves and poured the punch inside. Hank twisting the nipple cap back on and sitting the plastic cup back down. "As they say... when in Rome." Hank offers a toast with the bottle and began to suck on the nipple, thinking he was being very humorous towards the being and Jubilee.

This decision could easily have been misinterpreted by the spirit of youth. After all, baby bottles do have a particular age frame associated with them. And Hank had bypassed the sippy cups for a baby bottle. Even Jubilee might be a bit surprised that Hank would play along rather than scoffing about all this nonsense. "It tastes very good." Hank responded to the spirit in regards if he liked it. "Seems like it could be stronger though." As it wasn't the most flavorful Punch he'd ever had. Hank padded over and joined a bunch of other cubs on mats on the floor. Laying down with them so he could nurse the bottle a lot easier. Hank sucking on the baba like a big cub.

Hank paused in his bottle nursing to look over at Jubilee. "Devolve isn't really a thing even if I refer to what happened to me as a devolution. You can't ever really god backwards in science. Cause as evolution happens the newest form could have as many, as well as few or more genes than the previous form. The only reason I use devolution for myself is I went from entirely human to more apeish, and then a few other changes." Hank explained before returning to his bottle, unaware if he was undergoing any changes himself as of yet due to laying on a mat amongst cubs. Hank growing a bit more relaxed as he worked to finish the bottle of the punch.

[Bandit Keith]

Misinterpretation indeed had happened then and there with Hanks action on the bottle matter as she thought Hank had decided to embrace his Cub side then and there as she smiled pleased at Hanks action but she then commented about Rome'' You know Juventas was the goddess of youth and rejuvenation … She was especially the goddess of young men'' The spirit of youth offered as that was one of her varies alias over the years .. Matter of fact She doesn't even recall the first name she took when names for men and woman became a thing... Having led her to as she needed to when humans was recording things change her identity and age over the years... Still she was throwing a hint to Hank what she is

''Strength of flavor isn't the goal but a balance of flavors '' She commented on the matter of the punch … Though honestly she misses a lot of the fruits that no longer exist she used to partake in and mix for what back then no one had a name for just fruit juice mixture.'' Regardless she watched Hank suckle from the bottle and inwardly frown seeing view little change in Hank McCoy... Must be either the fact his metabolism is burning off the mystical energy too fast ,its because his genetics after the mutation is more closer to a Ape then a modern human as she formulated this batch for human genetics or Hanks unstableness from his damaged before birth genetic code is making the affects slow maybe?

''So you admit it mystic and Supernatural is a thing '' Jubilee remarked as Hank had left out mentioning them which seemed to be the cause of advents that had at times basically devolved things to previous stages of evolution in this world heck Jubilee once was turned into a hyper intelligent ape once and other times other stages of human evolution do to how her luck goes on missions


But then she with Jubilee was starting to notice Hank finally noticeably getting affected by the fountain of youth water all of a sudden in a surge and shocking both as such a sudden situation hadn't happened even around the spirit of youth matter … mainly as this is a first time thing happening

[Diaper Beast]

Beast was mostly being cocky... kind of not taking any of this seriously. Though he did wish Mystique was his 'Mommy', and didn't realize how much that might influence the age he was about to become. In fact, he didn't expect he'd be having his age changed simply by drinking some punch from a baby bottle. Hank was looking at the cute googly eyed face of a baby Cookie Monster on the bottle as he nursed on it. An amused though that that's what he would look like if he was a baby again. Hank wasn't really paying attention our he might have taken the Rome warning. But again, he never took anything seriously most of the time.

Seeing no initial change in Beast from an adult due to his mutant metabolism, perhaps the spirit should have waited to see if her 'punch' overcame Hank's mutation. But patience wasn't something associated with being youthful, so she couldn't help but infuse some of her magic directly to try to get things jumpstarted. Unfortunately she might have overdone it as things started moving. "You know I don't believe in such things Jubilee." He scoffed, though if only he had a mirror. As the years began falling off. Not stopping til the bottle was empty... teens, pre-teen, childhood, toddler... the change finally luckily stopping but Hank younger than planned.

Hank's clothes were the only sign this wasn't his natural form... as he was literally swimming in them due to the youthful body he was now sporting. Hank finishing the bottle and not seeming to notice the change just as of yet.... Hank rolling to his feet and getting up... only to stumble from all the material of his pants getting in the way of his legs. Hank landing on his hands and knees, the Cookie Monster bottle skittering away to land in front of Jubilee. Hank looking startled and looking around... noticing how much bigger everything was now compared to before. And Hank's emotions now unchecked by maturity caused him to beginning pretty much bawling.