Kingdom Hearts regression (Open)

[LittleJai]

Larxene smiled and began her tale.

"Once upon a time, there was a little girl who lived in a forest with her mother. She had a red cape with a hood that she loved to wear, so everyone called her 'Little Red Riding Hood'."
(RP within an RP?)
We open on a boy wearing a red version of the Organization cloak. He pulls back the hood to reveal Axel, tapping his foot impatiently. "Oh, COME ON!"
(Okay, did I kill it?)

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(I shall continue now, because it seems to be the only way to get anywhere. As a note - I am dialoguing other Org. members, but only within the story. This may be in several posts.)
"One day, Little Red Riding Hood's mother gave her a basket. It was full of cookies, cakes and all manners of other sweet things to eat. She sent Red to take it to her grandmother, who was ill."
We see Xemnas bend down slightly to talk to Axel. "Now, Red, don't stray off the path in the forest. These woods are full of wolves. Go straight to your grandmother's, and don't stop for ANYTHING."
"And so Red set off. After walking for a way along the path, she saw a beautiful bunch of wildflowers and stopped to pick them. However, as she bent down, a claw tapped her on the shoulder."

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"The wolf leered down at poor Red, baring his sharp fangs."
"Well, hello there little girl." says Saix, grinning eerily at Axel. Poor pyro-boy shudders. "Hello mister wolf."
"Where are you off to?"
"I am going to my grandmother's house. She is very ill, and I must bring her these treats that my mother made, so she may get better." says Axel, in a bored tone of voice. "I must continue now, Mister Wolf. Good day."
"But the wolf knew of a shortcut to the grandmother's house, and he arrived first and gobbled the poor woman right up! Then he put on her clothes, climbed into the bed and waited for poor Red."
Axel walks up to the door and knocks a few times. "Grandmother? Oh, grandmother?"
"Come in, my child!" calls Saix in a falsetto voice.
"My, grandmother, what big eyes you have!" gasps Axel. "The better to see you with, my dear."
"And my, what big ears you have!" says Axel. "Wow, this girl really is a ditz."
"All the better to hear you with, my dear." says Saix charmingly.
"And my, what big teeth..." says poor little Axel nervously. "All the better to... EAT YOU WITH!" yells Saix, jumping from the bed. Axel screams.

[King Shikana Mcnight]

Axel found Roxas, also a baby. He carried him back.

[LittleJai]

As he entered, Larxene was finishing up the story. She now had Namine, Kairi, Sora and Riku's rapt attention.
"Suddenly the bold woodcutter came in and she chopped that mean old wolf all to bits!"
(In the story)
We see Larxene herself burst in and use her kunai (and a conveniently placed axe) to cut Saix open. Out climbs a very disgruntled looking Vexen. "Goodness, thank you young lady! You've saved my dear granddaughter."
"And they all sat down and shared the goodies from Little Red Riding Hood's basket. The End." Larxene looked up and saw Axel standing there. "Oh... Hi... Axel." She sweatdropped. "That wasn't what it sounded like?" she tried.

[Lone_wolf]

Riku smiled, looking up at Larxene. "So da wolfie died? Dats not nice to do. Eben I know dat." He turned to see Axel, shaking a bit. "I been good! No spankies pwease!" He said, begging the red head not to. Riku had grown a little scared of Axel.

[LittleJai]

Larxene cuddled the boy close. "No, he's not mad at you, honey. He's mad at me. I can take him, though!" She noticed him quivering. "Don't worry. He won't spank you again, baby. You've been good, you're such a good boy..." she murmured, trying to get Riku to calm down.

[King Shikana Mcnight]

"Calm down, I'm not mad", he said as he patted Rikus head. He set Riku down.

[Lone_wolf]

Riku however was still scared as he quickly crawled to the corner. He leaned against the wall and started shaking, wetting his diaper in the process.

[LittleJai]

Larxene frowned at Axel. "Hey... next time you do that to one of 'em, take the time afterwards to explain why. Tell them you're not mad, explain that they need to follow the rules, all that jazz. Otherwise, this happens." She jerked a thumb at Riku.

Kairi and Namine traded looks, then toddled over to Riku. "Wiku? No be scawy pease?" tried Kairi. Namine nodded and hugged him. "Axew nice! No be scawe anymo'."

[Lone_wolf]

Riku looked at both Kairi and Namine, sniffling quietly. "W-Weally? Buh he spanked me. He a meany face."

[LittleJai]

Kairi looked shocked at this. "Weally? Why Wiku be bad?" she asked. Namine put a hand on his arm. "Axew weally nice. He no give me owies, only if I be meanyface first."