Kunai and Diapers[Private w/ Baby RWBY]

[aizawathebaby]

Kakashi Hatake didn’t know why Sasuke Uchiha called him into the abandoned Uchiha compound. Either way, he arrived ten minutes late-he’d usually be later, but didn’t want the brat whining at him about it again-and sauntered in through the window, flashing him a jaunty salute, “Yo. You called me here, what do you want, my cute little genin?” He wondered, not realizing that he was going to be turning his life upside-down.

Tsunade has had more than enough of her perverted friend’s apprentice, Naruto Uzumaki; he’s always been getting into trouble and causing the rest of his team to fail. He never takes anything seriously, and she’s not about to let him drag Team Seven or the village of Konoha down any further with his ridiculous pranks! Irritated, she stormed over to his shoddy apartment and banged loudly on the door, her supplies tucked into a bag she had over her shoulder, “Open up, Uzumaki! You’re not getting away with this!” She’s gotten permission from the Hokage to do this, and had a feeling it would be fun..for her, at least.

[Baby RWBY]

Sasuke uchiha was grinning like a mad man as today was going to change he's and lazy sensei's life forever. "I can't believe I got the hokage allowed me to do this and he got the fire Daimyo to sign the papers as well" he cackled and waited for kakashi to arrive.

Ten minutes passed and sasuke was furious before he even decided to go look for kakashi the man decided to show up. "It's about time you idiot we got things to do before we begin read this"

Sasuke reached in his pocket and tossed a scroll to kakashi

Dear kakashi : it has been reported multiple times that your Always two hours late to Every mission and don't train your students seriously which I had informed the Daimyo of your actions and he wasn't pleased at all...so for the time being your on probation if you don't know what that means in other words you are nothing but a civilian until further notice"

"That's not all kakashi this message your reading is also an adoption paper signed by myself the Daimyo and sasuke uchiha he's your new father hopefully sasuke will teach you how to be an actual adult"

At the bottom of the paper had the Daimyo stamp and signature along with the hokages and the official uchiha stamp.

.......

Naruto Uzumaki was at home laughing his butt off thinking about his awesome prank he pulled on his perverted sensei's teammate Tsunade senju. The prank was before she had a meeting with the hokage he put whoopee cushion inside her chair and when she sits down it would sound like she farted.

"The prank might of been a simple one but thinking about it is hilarious I wonder if she fell for it I hope so" he chuckled as he went to the door due to someone knocking. "I'm coming" Naruto opened the door to see Tsunade herself. "Hey how did your meeting go with the hokage go?" the boy grinned.

[aizawathebaby]

As Kakashi read the scroll, confusion plain in his visible eye, he went white with shock. He was..now a civilian? Adopted by Sasuke, one of his own students? Sasuke..was now meant to be his father? As if this couldn’t get crazy enough, Kakashi read the fine print. “From this point onward, you are stripped of not only your status as a ninja but your status as an adult. From now on, Hatake Kakashi, you are now a baby civilian and will be treated as such.” He almost dropped the scroll. There was no way. “A..baby? I’m not a baby; why would I ever be treated like one? Why should you be my guardian? This is ridiculous.” He turned away, preparing to leave.

.......

Tsunade scowled after being reminded of that embarrassing incident. She’d been standing in front of the Hokage, and when she went to sit down, a loud fart noise filled the room. Her face turned red and the Hokage politely asked if she felt alright. She couldn’t stop blushing the whole time they finished talking. Naruto has humiliated her for the final time, him and his foolish pranks! That whoopee cushion trick, making her sound like she farted right in front of the Hokage; it was juvenile and crude. She may as well treat him like a child, if this was how the genin would conduct himself.

His bragging grated on her nerves. “Shut it, brat! You know how it went, I sat down and that damn whoopee cushion of yours went off! Don’t try to hide it, either, you’re the only one dumb enough to pull such a stupid prank!” She grabbed him by the wrist, dragging him outside. She sat, threw him over her knee, and rolled down his pants and underwear to expose his butt. Tsunade started spanking Naruto right there in public! A civilian was watching, and pointing at him while taking pictures of him in that position, “Some future Hokage you are, Naruto! Ha ha, you’re getting spanked like a kid!” He jeered, smirking. Tsunade spanked him harder, “Now apologize for being so bad or I’ll put you in your diapers out here instead of inside!” The civilian bust out laughing at that, “Ha! Looks like he’s just a big baby!”

[Baby RWBY]

Sasuke chuckle as he expected this type of reaction. "Your so predictable kakashi so easy to read it's exactly what made you a terrible jounin and teacher" he laughed. "You can go ahead and leave kakashi...but before you leave know this the second you leave this house without me you'll be breaking the hokage's most importantly the Daimayo's rule"

Sasuke went up to kakashi and put a hand on his shoulder. "You know the penalty if you don't follow orders it would start with torture at the T&I department then death of course if you want to avoid that situation you'll turn around and face me as I have to punish you for arriving late"

.......

Naruto started laughing again. "You had it coming Tsunade for calling me short I don't like it when people make fun of my height...huh what are you doing?" He asked feeling confused as Tsunade grabbed his wrist and started pulling him outside. "Hey let me go" he was ignored as the female sanin made them go to a bench and and she put him over her knee and pulled his pants and boxer's down. "What the heck Tsunade? Let me go you idiot" suddenly the boy jumped in shock and pain as he was spanked. "Ouch that hurts stop" but Tsunade continued at the fifth spanking tears gathered in Naruto eyes.

The boy started actually crying hearing a civilian. "No more please this is humiliating please the boy cried and begged.

[aizawathebaby]

Kakashi sighed softly, knowing he didn’t have a choice. It was either be treated like a civilian baby, or get dragged to T&I to be tortured. Death sounded worse than a while in diapers; how bad could it possibly be? He turned around to face his student, suddenly feeling very small when Sasuke told him what could happen. “Fine. I’ll..let you punish me.” Kakashi grumbled begrudgingly, tips of his ears going red and face burning underneath the mask with embarrassment. “If I’m going to be your...baby, how old does that make me, and what do I need to do?” He hoped it wasn’t something ridiculous, that he wasn’t going to be given an age that would require diapers like the scroll said.

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The Sannin ignored Naruto’s questions, just continuing to spank his exposed bottom until it was nice and red. His crying and pleading for her to stop were music to her ears, and the civilian was even taking pictures, pointing and cackling, “Wow, what a baby! Everyone, look, the future Hokage is getting spanked by one of the Sannin!” The crowd that came to watch the proceedings laughed with him. Tsunade ignored the civilian’s laughter, giving Naruto a hard final spank when he finally relented and began to beg more, saying, “Good. Now let me do this.” She took his pants and underwear away, and lay out the changing mat she’d brought in her bag. Tsunade unfolded a bright pink diaper covered in girly patterns, and shot Naruto an intimidating glare, “Lie down before I make you; got it?”