From Mighty Mutant to Pampered Piglet (Private)

[Diaper Beast]

Without his usual shades in the way... Bebop's eyes weren't hidden from the massive widening of them when he looked at the picture. "Holy Crap." He nearly swore but pulled it back as he didn't want to possibly anger her or invoke her take charge side again. He swallowed heavily and offered her a lame smile before she vanished into the kitchen. "Them's is some big babies. And some big diapees." He laughed with a heavy He-He-He and a snort at the end. "Hope you weren't stuck with changin' dem stinky things." He was rather amused by the whole idea. He certainly was digging a hole for the plans the place had for him.

[Bandit Keith]

''Luckily I wasn't problem was I was stuck padded as that was my giant relatives homeland and not even the training pottys in the giants homeland is small enough for someone my size not to fall into and had to eat in a highchair''Alexandra said with a grumble about it '' Thankfully myself,my father and grandfather remembered to bring things like silverware,cups,clothes and so on that we'd need to prevent too much humiliation'' Alexandra said everything from the kitchen as she worked making something that smells heavenly

[Diaper Beast]

Bebop burst out laughing at that revelation... snorting loudly and laughing loudly with the same grating 'He-He-He' sound about the info she just so casually told him. He was really eating it up... enjoying every bit about the embarrassing story she shared with him... even though it clearly was a bit of a sore subject from the grumbling she was doing. "Is that why I smells baby powder?" He called into the kitchen with another bit of mocking laughter about her situation with the giants.

"Awww... but you would'a been pretty in a frilly pink baby dress that was showed off your crinkle didees when you bent over." Clearly the concept of not digging yourself a deeper hole was lost on Bebop. As he was on his way to digging to China with how much he was managing to say the worst thing possible. It was clear he wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer... and this was also why he probably got banished back to Earth after screwing up constantly.

He only finally shut up his mocking and teasing at the heavenly smell wafting from the kitchen.

[Bandit Keith]

''Please as if I'd be padded outside of my home when avoidable''Alexandra commented though had to store away a thought she choose to get Bebop to dress in after Bebop is bathed but she was also going to see how far she can make Bebop get dug in a hole and was why she in a way said something as if to say she is padded at home more then needed well thats true but not very often it tends to only be the case when shes doing something she would rather not take a break from .''Another embarrassing thing in my giant realive homeland is when out eating somewhere its always the full giants the get stuck ordering for me as none of the waiters believe I'm a adult and trust me you do not want to eat giant infant babyfood or giant toddler food that stuff is nasty I one time tried human babyfood just to see if there was a difference in flavor well human babys have better tastes so you know''

[Diaper Beast]

"D'awww... but you'd be so cute. I'd wanna show you off to everyone." Bebop offered with a playful chuckle as he found a place near the kitchen to sit down and wait for Alexandra to return from the kitchen. It was clear he was really good at digging a hole in this case. She had found an excellent Piggie Project.

"He-He-He." He brayed again at her story about eating out. "So cute. Bet you would have a little tantrum everytime someone assumed you was a baby. And not bein' able to deny cause all they gotta do is point to your crinkle didees. Kootchie, Kootchie, Koo! Plus everyone knowin' when they see that diaper bag." Bebop slapped his knee, finding the whole discussion downright amusing. "Bet you had to use a baba when you was away from home too. D'awwww.... big ole baby."

[Bandit Keith]

''I also either needed babysat or put in daycare and preschool do to my size despite getting regular schooling the need for babysitting and placed in daycare or preschool was a safety thing as you can gather that and so I could have help getting to something if needed.''Alexandra grumbled about that as she brought out afew heaping plates full of what seems to be a meat lovers kind of food but nothing Bebop would be familiar with then again that makes sense that Bebop wouldn't be as in Bebops files Bebop is hopeless with cooking anything thats not premade'' Well that and no normal school would take someone who couldn't get around the place without constant help and in my case couldn't even use a regular giant writing instrument let alone the fact the papers for full giants are so big I'd need to walk constantly on pages to read whats written on them so it was private teaching with specially made items to learn with''

[Diaper Beast]

Alexandra could hear a heavy thud and laughter so loud it sounded like Bebop was as much laughing as he was crying from not being able to breath he was laughing so hard. It was all too much for the poor Warthog, as he was holding his belly and kicking his legs he was laughing so hard. Most people at least seemed to show some level of compassion for her story... but Bebop was just savoring every bit of it and busting a gut laughing.

He gasped for breath... and whimpered. He snorted loudly. "Oh god, stop.... I'mma gonna wet myself if I keep laughin'." He wiped a tear from his eye as he looked up at Alexandra from the floor and tried to catch his breath. "Oh....Oh.... Oh.... whew.. one questin'.... how old was ya when you came here and got potty trained and big girl panties?" Bebop was biting his lower lip to keep from laughing at his question... tears still streaming from his pretty eyes.

[Bandit Keith]

Granted most still got amusement from her story about her past but they had the decency not to crack jokes and when laughing or clearly amused apologizing over it but Bebop is just purely amused

''30 I came here while I got fully potty trained at 40 and I'm 45 now so before you ask yes I'm still a bedwetter do to not being out of any padding in the day that long''Alexandra stated as she set the food at the table for Bebop to eat

[Diaper Beast]

Decency and Tact were not two of his greatest strengths. His mouth tended to get him in a lot of trouble.... both with friends and enemies. Clearly he hadn't been taught correctly or something. He was going to be a heck of a project. Maybe it would be possible to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear in this case.

"No wonder I smelled baby powder. The nose knows." He snorted a bit as he got off the floor and offered a curious finger poke at Alexandra's waist to double check. She said she didn't wear during the day... but curiosity killed the cat. "Had ta check." He turned around and sat down... and eagerly began to eat what was laid out in front of him. He was a messy eater... which explain some of the stains on his clothes, befitting what a piggie he was.

[Bandit Keith]

Seems a bib will be needed on Bebop on any other meals that will follow from this''Har har I'll go find you something to wear so after breakfast I'll take you to the bathroom so you can get cleaned up and dressed ''Alexandra said but stopped in the doorway''Don't leave the cafetiere till I come get you''Alexandra said as she left to where theclothes and diapers are at and went to the girls section of both to find the most girl dress she can and most girly diapers they have