Ollie's Boy (Private)

[Bandit Keith]

Ollie couldn't help yet again find a liking to that squeakfinding it adoring and cute for some reason,not that he'd admit it just yet,the disbelieving gawk just adding to it aswell in Ollies mind,perhaps because he's a sucker for being one of the Justice League PR members matter of fact ever sense Clark and Linda vanished like 4 days ago Ollie and afew other members has been ran ragid over how much Ollie and the others had to either cover for those two or pick up all the PR slack that came up . But that reason on finding it cute or adorning is both from his normal PRing and all the extra hes been doing

''You could have fooled me as you sure haven't been acting like you're older then 14 at the most,normally you act even younger''Ollie offhandedly commented on the age manner Roy brought up''On the contrary baths are rather nice,Showers are okay but nothing beats a nice hot bath ''

[Gothicruby]

“Forget it! I’m not letting you give me a bath!” Roy stubbornly declared with another stomp of his foot. Before Ollie had a chances respond, the red-head sank down to the floor; his naked rump landed squarely on the cold tile while he dipped his head and crossed his arms in what had to be one of the mightiest sulks known to mankind.

“You hear me old man! I aint taking a bath!”

[Bandit Keith]

Ollie sighed at this but its not like he expected any different on this situation still he'll address this matter when Roy has been bathed diapered and dressed so he went to attempt to pick Roy up right then and there

[Gothicruby]

Now, unfortunately for Roy, Ollie had always had one stark advantage over him: upper body strength. Archery might have built the Green Arrow’s arms up good, but without proper discipline or more than beer for a meal, Roy was practically doomed to be the skinner of the two.

Despite his wriggling, Ollie had him lifted from the floor, but Roy Harper was nothing if not ungodly stubborn; before Ollie could plonk him in the tub, the red-head wrapped his arms and legs around the man and held on for dear life.

At this point, he was just too stubborn to admit that, perhaps, he'd reached a new level of childish.

[Bandit Keith]

''Come on Roy this behavior won't get you anywhere''Ollie tried to reason with that comment''You really wouldn't like to hear this but you reached a new level of childishness''Ollie added as he tried to gently extract Roy from him to get his charge into the water planning to try keeping from using the cop line if he can

[Gothicruby]

Now, ordinarily Roy would have be the first to disagree with pretty much anything Ollie had say on this matter; but considering that he was a grown man, trying to hold on to another grown man despite already having one foot set in the water for support…

Yeah. This was a new low.

“Ugh. Fine…” he growled still and then, when unexpectedly let himself fall into the deep tub with a heavy plonk. The force sent a small torrent spiralling upwards, and Roy was lucky enough to see the harmless splash catch his foster father in the face.

“Haha. You’re right old man—baths aren’t that bad,” he snickered cheekily

It was stupid and petty, sure; but he couldn’t help grinning oh so cheekily. Now he’d reached a new level of childishness; and he was rather pleased with it.

[Bandit Keith]

Ollie in retaliation for the petty amusement Roy took from the fact he got soaked from the splash he himself took and without warning dumped from a plastic quart mug Ollie keeps in the bathroom the whole amount of pleasently hot but not too hot water onto of Roys head. Really if no one knew better they'd swear Ollie still regularly cares for little kids by how hes handled the earlier shower thing and now this


At the same time several states away a physically Teenage Girl and Boy who are in truth mentally younger are raising a fuss over having to be bathed,in truth it seems the boy doesn't mind it anywhere nearly as much as the girl though ''Mommy I can wash myself''Kara protested on this matter not even complaining about wanting to eat first as after the third day she could tell such a complaint on wanting to eat first is useless as its like a morning bath has becomes the mornings 'wash hands before you eat' equivalen

[Gothicruby]

“Aaa-aaggh…” Roy groaned as the warm water was dumped so unceremoniously over his head. Blowing some stay water out the side of his mouth, the outlaw parted his long, water-logged locks to meet Ollie with a rather comical looking pout.

“Ha ha. Funny.” he dryly quipped, offering another little splash to the man’s beard before sitting back to sulk “You’re a riot old man.”



“Me too, me too!” Chorused Kon as he scurried up to Kara’s side.“I’m a big boy daddy, I can do it all by myself!”

Now, Kon had only really been introduced to the concept of a bubble bath…what…four days ago…yet that still didn’t stop him from figuring that he had the whole thing down to a T. With last night’s soggy diaper bunched between his legs, the young clone hardly looked an intimidating sight and yet it never seemed to stop him from squaring up straight, crossing his arms over his chest and facing his father with the bravest little pout he could muster.



“Now, now you two.” Linda chided gently to the two fussing supers “Enough of that. You know you’re not allowed to do these things by yourself. It’s mine and Clark’s job to keep our sweet little babies out of trouble, remember?”

[Bandit Keith]

Now this is where the bath will likely turn into chaos with Roy and Ollie as if its one thing that has yet to change both are the type that almost never back down when one or the other started something. So this likely won't be any exception for Ollie splashed Roy back just a little more then what Roy had done to his beard yet Roy could if the younger archer noticed theres a washcloth near the tub perfect to nail Ollie with.


''But so far mommy,You and Kal haven't let us do much of anything for ourselves''Kara retorted as she herself squared her shoulders,arms crossed and had a look on her face that would have if not for the diaper would have been atleast challenging but as is it just seems more like a pout ,As she has a equally wet diaper but hers seemed to do worse in her image of trying to be a cool person trying to get there way in such a manner. Yet her behavior and look faltered a moment at the offer though Linda would easily be able to tell why that is Kara is extremely willing to innocently bath sorta like how siblings would be willing to when young


''Kon are you sure?''Clark asked not that he'll be letting Kon do the washing as it was clear when Clark gave Kon the chance last time his son was at a loss how to wash up in a tub'' You looked so lost when you first was set in the tub more so moments later''Clark commented as a ideal streak him not that he sees it as proper for the kids but maybe it'd encourage them both to let Linda and him bath them''Would you like bathed with Kara? I know Ma and Pa has one big enough for you both to be in with plenty of room and we can still bath you both at the same time''

[Gothicruby]

Sure, it might have only been a little splash, but as far as Roy was concerned the challenge had been set. The only question was what move to make next—it had to be something big, creative even, if he was going to consider this a win.

The washcloth in question was a good start, he figured, but it was sitting right next to his foster father’s arm; and considering just how observant the man had been over the last few hours he doubted he’d be able to get away with reaching for it without some kind of distraction.

Glancing at the window, an idea formed in his mischievous mind.

“Ollie! Quick, look!” Roy suddenly yelped out, flinging his arm out and pointing to the window so very dramatically “There’s somebody in the window! Look, look!”

When the blonde’s back was turned, he reached out and snagged the dry cloth—plunging it deep into the water to soak a moment while Ollie re-settled.



“That’s what mommies and uncles do, sweetie; we take care of our little one’s when they can’t take care of themselves,” Linda gently countered to the pouting young blonde. Hearing Clark’s suggestion, she had to give a grin as an idea formed for how she could build on that.

“Besides,” she started, a coy grin tugging at her lip “If you tried to bathe yourselves, you and Kon’d miss out on all the bubbles Clark and I got for you…and if you wash together then you’ll get to play with some nice, new bath toys…”



Considering just how much fun Kon and Kara’d had over the past few days of playing together, he was already feeling torn between being offered more time to hang out with his cousin-come-big sister—but it was only when Linda’s new line of temptation caught his ear did his pout drop altogether and was replaced with a look of utter amazement.

“Bath toys?” he chirped curiously—looking to Kara with wide, wondrous eyes “You mean there’s toys you can have in the bath?”

Before she could answer, the young clone whirled back towards Clark and met him with a look of delight.

“Daddy, s’that true?” he squeaked excitedly “Kara and I get bath toys?”