Sonic and Knuckles: Mistaken Yet Fated Identity (with Crinklly_Davey)

[SDCharm]

Sonic was teary eyed and feeling the sting of the constant insults rain upon whatever was left of his ego like a storm of miniature wrecking balls to the face. He clutched his head and snarled in anger as he wobbled onto his feet and turned to face the two kids.

"OH SHUT UP! Both of you!" Sonic snapped. "It's not like you're in any position to judge me." He had tried to keep acting cool earlier but this was already too much for him. He turned to Knuckles and flicked his nose. "If anyone belongs here it's totally YOU! You're the one who peed yourself without having to be tickled first!"

Magnes chuckled a bit. "The baby hedgehog seems pretty angry. You made him mad Knuckles. Seems he doesn't agree that you don't belong here."

[Crinkly Havoc]

(Hey, Charm. Been well I hope? )

Bradley watched the hedgehog's temperamental outburst and just had to laugh at the two silly older kids that were squabbling like two frustrated toddlers right before his and Magnes' eyes. "Heh, by the looks a things. I think they both belong here... And they both need a nap too"

Knuckles took offense and his eye twitched at what he was hearing, words so demeaning coming from a small child. "You little twerps" He growled and stood there, still holding his shirt down to cover his pink bunny undies. "Why don't you two just go play and leave us to wait for our clothes?"

[SDCharm]

(Yeah. Drawing way more stuff then usual now.)

"Huh? Me?" The raccoon pointed to himself in surprise. "I didn't say anything about YOU Knuckles. But Bradley did. And it wasn't even that much. Is that all it takes to make you mad? Wow. I guess he's right then. You ARE a baby. I think you DO belong here too Knuckles." Magnes shook his head, looking rather disappointed. "I was gonna at least try and make friends with you. Oh well."

"H-Hey! Don't talk DOWN to us like that you little- you're just a toddler." Sonic snarled. "Well, at least talk down to HIM and not ME! Why try and make friends with HIM and not ME!" He said patting himself.

Magnes sighed. "You two don't need friends it seems. Looks like they need older brothers to look after them Bradley." He said turning to his friend and ignoring what they both said.

[Crinkly Havoc]

(That's awesome you have the time to do what you love : D )

Knuckles was more than feeling humiliated by the two tykes, unable to really hide or cover it up. "I am not a baby" He said with anger rising but being held back, and mostly directed at Sonic. "This blue needle mouse can't even swim! He's the baby!"

The white tiger cub chuckled as he turned away to conspire with Magnes, leaving Sonic and Knuckles to continue their childish tirade against one another. "Yeah, even we act more grown up than these big cranky babies"

[SDCharm]

Sonic blushed. "I-I could swim if I wanted to! Water just doesn't like being around ME!" Sonic's best excuse was one that always made his advisory look like the wimp, even if it was something inanimate. "Besides, you can't keep dodging the fact that YOU peed your undies without any help. I didn't have to tickle you or do THIS!" Sonic reached for Knuckles' briefs and yanked them up into a deep wedgie!

"I wonder how old they are really. Anything over our ages is really not good but still..." Magnes giggled as he looked at the two of them. "Ah. But you're right. They do need a nap. We should put the cranky babies to sleep."

[Crinkly Havoc]

"What do you mean I didn't have any help?" Knuckles said with a snort and foolishly closed his eyes to look smug "Real funny thing to hear from the hedge-JERK who made me piss myself by stomping on my FooAAAHHHHHH!" He yelled out in the pain of so suddenly and sharply having his underwear yanked up in what felt like a rather devestating wedgie.

Bradley chuckled at the idea, and then cringed when he heard Knuckles yell so loud "Wow, that might even be for their own good" He grinned as he picked up a baseball bat.

[SDCharm]

Sonic laughed as he let the undies snap against Knuckles' behind. "AHAHAHA!" Sonic pointed as he berated him. "Serves you right, you little squealer. Maybe you could teach these kids how to be a proper wimp instead of fronting like you're tough."

"Oh man. They're come backs are so weak too. Yeah, let's go." Magnes said picking up a bat himself and approaching Knuckles' side.

[Crinkly Havoc]

"AGH! You know wedgies hurt, so shut up!" Knuckles winced and rearranged the embarrassing undies to be more comfortable. "Grrrrr" He growled at Sonic, about ready to pounce him and give him a second beating. "I'm gonna knock you out, Sonic!"

But at the very moment Knuckles wound a fist back, there was a loud clunk from behind the hedgehog that was courtesy of Bradley's baseball bat. The white tiger tyke was standing on a chair behind the blue speedster, having just struck Sonic in the back of his head!

[SDCharm]

"Bring it on! I'm gonna-GERk!" Sonic stood up straight suddenly as his eyes crossed and his tongue flopped out the side of his mouth. He did a little stupid dance before daintily falling onto the floor with his eyes rolling and stars circling his head. "Daaaaaaahhh..."

Magnes didn't wait a tick. He swung his bat into the back of Knuckles' head shortly after his friend did the same to Sonic.

[Crinkly Havoc]

Knuckles was utterly confused as he watched Sonic fall before he could even throw his fist. But he didn't have time to figure out Bradley hit the hedgehog before he felt a forceful thump against the back of his own head "Ah!" He yelped and began to stumble around, not knowing what just hit him. "Wooooww world spinny wound super fast mommy" Knuckles rattled out and next fell to the floor, drooling with his tongue lolled out.

"Ooohh" Bradley had to cringe as he watched them both go down, and then had to laugh because of the silly lines the dazed rivals spouted. "Well, at least they quieted down now"