Total Jobber Island: A.W.L - Anime Wrestling League! (With Sarvan)

[SDCharm]

"It's been a long time coming Pitoo but we're finally here." Pit said to his fellow host, spreading his angel wings while twirling a microphone in his hand. The smile on his face and gleam in his eyes saying it all. Something crazy was afoot.

"Welcome, one and all, to the biggest and bestest... probably the meanest competition you'll ever bare witness to in your lives, the Total Jobber Island Competition, featuring the brand new, A.W.L or Anime Wrestling League!"

He was bouncing up and down in place, ebbing a bit of drool out the corner of his mouth as he got excited.

"Here are the basic rules of the competition. Two teams will be flown to this island to compete against each others in humiliating, barely legal challenges that'll see them embarrassed on international television if they suck hard enough at it. The teams have been picked but the contestants aren't aware of what they are yet. It's gonna be an awesome surprise."

"They will also being staying in small, barely functioning wooden cabins that'll house everyone in an uncomfortable cramped space. It's gonna suck, especially knowing there's something much bigger and expensive behind me!"

Behind Pit was a LARGE stadium and inside the stadium was a just as large Wrestling Ring!



"That's the Wrestling stadium folks. It's where the main attraction and the main event is. This competition will be a little different from the ones you're used to seeing. Every week, there will be two competition days. Day A will see a challenge being done between the two teams across the island. Day B will be a number of sanctioned fights in the wrestling ring."

"There will be no eliminations in this competition. Instead, each winning team will be awarded points! When a team is awarded a certain number of points by the end of the competition, they officially win. How many points do they need to win? We can't tell, otherwise they won't be pissing themselves in fear wondering if they're gonna win or lose!"

"I'm fairly certain that's it and that's all folks. The plane carrying the victims is arriving so let's hurry and greet them... unless of course, my stoic co-host has anything he wishes to add!" Pit concluded, swinging his mic around and mashing it into Dark Pit's nose on accident.

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TEAMS


The Diaper Derps



SDCharm:
- Tanjiro Kamado (Kimetsu no Yaiba)
- Ash Ketchum (Pokémon)
- Jaden Yuki (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX)
- Denki Kaminari (My Hero Academia)
- Gon Freecss (Hunter X Hunter)

Sarvan:
- Natsu Dragneel (Fairy Tail)
- Sora Perse (Yu-Gi-Oh! ARC-V)
- Bakugo Katsuki (My Hero Academia) - E.L
- Killua Zoldyck (Hunter X Hunter)

The Cuckoo Cucks



SDCharm:
- Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece) - E.L
- Midoriya Izuku (My Hero Academia)
- Boruto Uzumaki (Boruto: Naruto Next Generations)
- Trunks Briefs (Dragon Ball Z)

Sarvan:
- Sabo (One Piece)
- Shoto Todoroki (My Hero Academia)
- Kiba Inuzuka (Naruto: Shippuden)
- Son Goten (Dragon Ball Z)
- Pride (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)

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HOSTS:
SDCharm:
Pit - Kid Icarus

Sarvan:
Dark Pit - Kid Icarus: Uprising

GUESTS:
- N/A

CHALLENGES:
1. Pantsing Challenge

POINTS:
Diaper Derps: 0
Cuckoo Cucks: 0


BRIEFS
Monkey D. Luffy: My Little Pony

Trunks Briefs: Justice League

Sora Perse: Blue Briefs with Candy

Shoto Todoroki: TMNT

Midoriya Izuku: All Might

Pit: Snow White

[Sarvan]

"Yeah, how about you stop calling me th-AGH!" Dark Pit ended up being cut off when his nose was accidentally squashed by Pit. The dark angel boy was already irritated during the entire speech, listening with his arms crossed and rolling his eyes at Pit's over-enthusiasm, so that incident was certainly not the best way to start his career as a tv-host. Not to mention, the crash echoed through the microphone and got magnified by the stadium, turning into an ear-piercing sound!

With one hand over his sore nose, Dark Pit punched the back of Pit's head, yelling: "What the hell are you doing?!", then he grabbed the microphone from his partner's hand: "Give me that thing, you amateurish idiot!". How much any of his words could be heard was anyone's guess.

When the noise finally settled down, Dark Pit cleared his throat and, trying to look as professional as possible, said: "E-ehm... I'm Dark Pit and unfortunately, I'll be your co-host with this... guy", he wanted to say another word but did his best to contain himself, "I didn't want to be here and I don't care about this stupid game or those clowns, but a certain someone signed the contract without reading it!" he added, eyeing Pit.

"However, I have to thank you all for being here on behalf of our President, producer, chief and executive producer again Chris McLean. You might've heard about Total Drama Inc. being in trouble after such charges like fraud, torture, corruption, environmental disaster, Gemmie Awards theft, crimes against humanity, cannibalism and so on..." Dark Pit stopped for a moment to grab a written script and read from it: "... but I can tell you those are just preposterous lies created by our tv competitors in a desperate effort to destroy our share for their own egoistical good and that in no way, shape or form the alleged rumors on Mr. McLean are true".

And with that out the way, Dark Pit threw away the script and continued with a little grin: "But those aren't the only lies we'll deal with. We told our contestants this competition would've been a prestigious tournament with only the best resources available which, as my idiotic co-host just teased, is a load of baloney. And that's just the tip of the iceberg, as they certainly won't be expecting the embarrassing and ridiculous things they'll have to endure here!".

"Of course, it'll be our duty to supervise them and, if needed, to discipline the uncooperative ones!" Dark Pit added with a cocky smirk: thanks to Pit, they ended up being signing up to be the hosts but, even in that role, he was eagerly waiting to bush someone's skull.

"That being said, it's now time to meet the unfortunate ones, they're finally here!" Dark Pit finished and pointed the microphone at the sky: heading their way there was a smooth and luxurious plane, with a silver frame and some golden decorations on its wings. The plane was definitely along the same lines as the Wrestling Stadium, extremely expansive and also extremely mocking when the contestants, after a comfortable and relaxing trip, will discover the true nature of that island.

[SDCharm]

Pit had himself a small little giggle when Dark Pit got his cute button nose pushed in but his chuckle turned into a hard "OOF!" when he was punched over the head by the angry boy. As such, during Dark Pit's whole speech, regular Pit was left wobbled and farting around in the background with his eyes rolling, his tongue flopped out the side of his mouth, and cute yellow birdies tweeting and chirping around his head. He was literally stumbling about with a dumb smile on his face like a drunken ballerina.

He almost didn't manage to compose himself properly right as the plane landed. Although, when it did, it was so close that the gust of wind from it's jet engine blasted into Pit and sent the poor angel boy hurdling back towards his co-host. He screamed like a scared toddler before smacking into Dark Pit like a runaway car.

The walkway on the expensive plane lowered itself and one by one, the unsuspecting victims came barrowling out.

"YEEEAAAAAAH!" Luffy charged out first, fists raised and screaming to high heaven. "We're finally here! Take me to the nearest battle arena so I can get to work kicking everyone's ass!"

Midoriya smiled, dusting his shirt off as he exited the plane. "Actually Mr. Luffy, I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like that."

Luffy pouted and looked to the side. "Who asked you huh? I know more about fighting tournaments then you. I was in one once."

"So was I..." Midoriya sweatdropped, trying his best to be polite about this.

Gon chuckled as he hopped on out next. "I wouldn't be surprised if most of the people here have been in tournaments before. We had ourselves a rough time of it too, right Killua?"

Boruto rolled his eyes at all this friendly chatter, hands in his pockets and ready for the next instruction. He didn't seem to like any of these guys on the way over. The way Kaminari kept trying to talk about girls in swimsuits was the kind of pervy shit he found out his dad was into back when he was a kid. Some stupid Sexy Jutsu bullshit.

Kaminari was mouthing off about something to a dude with a weird hat right this second in fact.

"Come on dude! I just wanna borrow it!" Kaminari said, practically pleading to Sabo about his cool hat. If he looked and dressed the way he was right now, he'd be swimming in that girl gravy, or so he thought.

"Whoops." Trunks walked right up behind Sora and pantsed him, without a second thought. He then nudged past him while whistling with his hands behind his head.

With everyone exiting, Ash was walking up to the door last and it slammed in his face when it closed on him, smushing his cheek against it and making him groan with his eyes all swirly before sliding down it like a battered puppet...

Meanwhile, the farthest ahead of everyone was Tanjiro, who was getting a huge look at the area they were in with his eyes wide and wincing a tad when he noticed how run down it all was.

Immediately, a horrible feeling washed over him and he seriously knew that he'd been had...

[Sarvan]

When the plane was about to land nearby, Dark Pit, holding his laurel crown to avoid losing it, raised his voice and shouted to the mic: "As you can see, this arena is so big even a plane could safely land inside it! And that's just one of the many perks of this place, as you'll see throughout this game! Now let's go and greet them!". The dark angel boy then turned around to call his co-host: "Pit, come on, let's move", thinking he was just wasting time, only to be greeted by a screaming Pit propelled against him!

The two Pits smacked their heads together, with the back of Pit's head hitting Dark Pit's face, thus mashing his nose once again, but it didn't stop there. Dark Pit was pushed back and, falling on the ground, was made tumbling away by the wind gust, turning into a screaming mess: "OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!". His rolling only stopped when his back crashed against a light pole a few meters away from the ring: "GAH!" Dark Pit yelled in pain, his entire body aching in pain.

And, despite the top-notch technology of the arena, the impact had caused the lights on top of the pole to loosen and fall directly on his head! Dark Pit, whimpering with his tongue sticking out of his mouth, when his skull was smashed by the heavy metal device literally saw stars flying around... although maybe it was just the sparkles the device started to release before turning into a powerful discharge that completely fried the poor angel boy!

"YAAAARGH!" Dark Pit screamed and let out a loud fart which, somehow ignited by the voltage, turned into a little explosion that forcefully sent him back to his feet. He was, however, swinging around like a drunk person with a trail of black smoke coming from beneath his tunic, and many minor ones from his head.

Despite that scene, the contestants were already dealing with problems. Namely, Bakugo Katsuki who not only yelled at Midoriya: "Nobody cares about what you say, Deku!" while rushing through him but, jumping off the walkway, landed on his feet and shouted: "I'M THE FIRST ONE TO STEP ON THIS ISLAND, YEAH!", before looking around and yelling: "My name is Bakugo Katsuki, remember it 'cause I'm going to win this thing!".

"Don't mind him, I'm sure he's just rusty after being forced to behave during the trip" Todoroki appeared next to Midoriya, putting his hand on his friend's shoulder, and following him down.

Killua walked right behind Gon with his hands behind his head and the most disinterested look on his face. He shrugged it off at those guys' behaviour and said: "These idiots wouldn't even last one day at the Hunter Exam, let alone the Heavens Arena... I really don't know why we bothered coming here in the first place, Gon".

"I'm sure we're all going to have a lot of fun together!" Pride, disguised as the innocent and joyful Selim Bradley, smiled with them. Truth be told, he didn't care what those humans thought, he was the one being bothered by their mere pathetic complaints.

More chilled than Killua or Boruto was Sabo who, despite Kaminari's incessant request, was laughing: "I can swear you, dude, I've worn this hat for more than a decade and didn't have any luck with Koala!". Still, he took off his hat and put it on Kaminari's head: "But here, have fun for a little while! Although, I don't see many girls here" he remarked, even though what he really wanted to say was how ridicolous the blond teen looked with his oversized hat on.

Sora was just minding his own business, enjoying a lollipop and breath of fresh air after the trip, when he found himself being pantsed by Trunks, walking down a couple of steps with his candy-themed blue briefs in plain sight. "EHY!" he said, immediately pulling his pants up and activating his Duel Disk: "Come, Edge-Imp Sabres!", as a demonic-looking toy composed of many different scissors appeared in front of him. Sora grabbed it and quickly slid on the railing, standing on his feet and, when he passed by Trunks, he used his toy to cut the Saiyan's red belt! "You reap what you sow!" Sora remarked with a grin, perfectly landing on his feet.

"Woah! Fighting has already begun, Mr Natsu!" Goten noted when he saw Trunks' pants falling to his ankles, as he came out next to the Fire Mage who, raising his chest, burst into a loud laugh: "Ahahahah! You're right, Goten! Can't wait to see what the others can do!". Being two battle and food-loving simpletons, Natsu and Goten had already become good friends during the trip.

When Ash slid down from his door mishap Kiba, who was right in front of him, grinned and swept his leg to trip him! "Oh, sorry kid, I didn't see you!" he said, not even hiding the fun in his voice.

Finally, all the eighteen contestants reached, in many different conditions, the ground and spread around, some of them staring at the majestic and super technological arena in front of them. "This place sure looks awesome!" Natsu said, crossing his arms and looking around: "But why nobody's here to greet us? Couldn't they even afford a valet?".

[SDCharm]

Pit twirled his mic and happily looked over all the eccentric weirdos coming out of the plane with an almost fanboyish reverence. "Whoo~! Look at them go! We haven't even officially begun yet too! Come on Pitoo, let's go over and...!"

Pit turned and saw the smoking heap of the drunk looking "cool" boy stumbled about with his derpy cuckoo glazed over look.

"Hey, come on now Pitoo! You were just being grouchy to me and NOW'S the time when you decide to goof off? Unbelievable." He shook his finger at him like a scolding mom before stomping towards the group of people, ready to help get them into teams when his fist accidentally hit the poorly built pole that had it's light broken before.

The pole teetered over and fell down like a fallen tree, slamming down onto Dark Pit's skull! It bounced up on impact and then repeatedly flopped back down onto his head as though it were hammering the angel into the dirt.

Midoriya sighed. "Yes, Kaachan, I know. Congrats on your win there... I suppose."

Boruto took a look over at Todoroki and raised a brow. "He seems cool."

As soon as Boruto said that though, Kaminari rushed right by Todoroki, accidentally knocking him back and towards Jaden who was fiddling with his Duel Disk...

Kaminari struck an action pose with his new hat on. "Oh yeah! Time to... wait, did he just say NO girls?"

"EEEK!" Trunks screeched like a girl, for what it's worth. He looked down at his exposed Justice League underoos and bent over with his butt out before yanking his pants back up. "Y-You can't do that to me! Pranks are a ONE-way street! Everybody knows that!"

Gon sweatdropped when he saw the shenanigans going on. "Well... maaaaybe you've got a point Killua. But I dunno. It might not be wise to assume stuff like that."

"WAAH!" Ash screamed when Kiba rudely tripped him. He didn't fall right away, trying instead to regain his composure but stumbled over to Killua and reaching for anything with leverage, grabbed his shorts... which came down along with Ash who banged his head against a rock when he landed effectively replacing his pupils with anime swirls, drool now coming out of his mouth.

"HEY YOU!" Luffy pointed at Pit when he came over. "You weren't on the plane. Are you the owner of the island?"

"Uh, no sir. I'm the host, Pit." Pit said, pointing to his chest. "And that VERY bad boy over there is my Co-Host, Dark Pit. We both welcome you to Total Jobber Island!"

Tanjiro raised a brow. "Is THAT what it's being called this season? I guess words like "Pahkitew" were too hard to say for Mr. McClain..." He said softly. He didn't want to be mean but... who was he kidding? Chris wasn't a very nice person. This boy at least looked super friendly. He looked like a literal angel even.

He wished his home had an angel epidemic rather than a demonic one. That'd be nice.

[Sarvan]

Dark Pit's brain was too fried to even understand what Pit was saying to him, as the dark angel replied while drooling from his mouth and with his head swaying back and forth: "Duh! My name's Pitoo, not Dak Pit! Big meanie! Big meanie!", the tongue hanging from his mouth turning every word into a sluggish sound. When Pit started walking towards the other contestants, Dark Pit turned the other way instead and, tottering around, said: "Yay! New friends! New friends!". Because of that, he didn't notice Pit accidentally knocking down the light pole, not that in his current state he could've done it even if he was facing the other way.

With his head being slammed once again, and then many times in succession, Dark Pit experienced a curious phenomenon with one hit fixing his dopey head, bringing him back to his senses, and the next one turning him into a loony fool! What followed every single time his skull was crushed, besides a fart, was an interesting speech:

*BAM!*"Gah! You idiot! I swear-"
*BAM!*"I luv you, Pit! Wanna-"
*BAM!*"Gah! I will punch your-"
*BAM!*"Your pwetty face! Gimme a-"

Before Dark Pit could continue on, the pole had hammered him into the ground! His head was completely buried under the pole and, for the time being, only faint noises were coming from beneath it. Very angry noises.

"It seems there are people as loud as Bakugo, here. That's quite a surprise" Todoroki remarked while watching Natsu and Goten, not noticing the approaching Kaminari who knocked him right against Jaden. The hero student was hit in his guts by the edge of the other's Duel Disk which, surprisingly sturdy, not only made him whine in pain but even turned on, hitting him right under the chin when the top part extended up! "Ugh!" Todoroki cried, falling back on his feet and holding his chin.

"Not that you'd have any chances with them, especially looking like a clown!" Kiba laughed at Kaminari's ridiculous attire, with his already questionable fashion choices being topped by Sabo's oversized hat. He bumped his shoulder against the blond teen and remarked: "Besides, do you even know what this place is? If you're looking for a brothel or something, then I have bad news for you! Ahahahahah!", walking off laughing.

"Hey you!" Natsu yelled at Boruto with a friendly smile, "Why are you looking so grumpy? Your friend over there is laughing! Is everything ok?", patting the smaller boy's head a couple of times. Personal space and tact were big unknows for Natsu, of course. He was even followed by Goten who, cheerful as ever, raised his hand at Boruto: "Wanna be friends together? You look pretty strong!".

Sora simply looked at Trunks with the most sweet and innocent smile possible and, rolling his possessed toy like a gun with his fingers, replied: "Don't worry, I won't do prank you again...", only for his smile to turn into a hideous grin and his look into a mocking one: "... if you stay out of my hunting games, you little and pathetic brat!". Not that Sora was much older, or taller for that matter, but his pride as the best duelist-soldier of his class was making him look down at the Saiyan. He even bit his lollipop, crushing it with his teeth, and threw the stick directly at Trunk's forehead!

Killua didn't even bother with the guys around him and, taking a deep breath, he simply said: "We're more than capable to handle everything, no matter how dangerous. We're pros, unlike these jokers!", only for his voice to be covered by nearing scream, "And now what?". Unfortunately for Killua, turning around to face the source of that noise proved to be a mistake when Ash, trying to not land face-first on the ground, tried grabbing at him for support only to pantsing him at the end! When Killua realized not only somebody had exposed his purple Powerpuff Girls underoos but had done it right next to Gon, he blushed and let out a high-pitched scream, not unlike Trunks', and immediately hurried to pull them back: "Y-you bastard! I'm going to...!".

The boy didn't finish his sentence because Bakugo's foot kindly met his purple butt. The explosive teen sent Killua flying away with a kick, yelling: "Stop screaming like a fucking girl! You're a nuisance!" as a screaming Killua smashed his head directly against the walkaway: "YAARGH!", his pupils turning into stars as he slid down completely silent, with his butt sticking up.

Pride simply looked at those scenes and covered his face with one hand, feeling so annoyed by those guys and their patheticness. When Pit arrived and greeted them, he still listened to him like a good kid before, noticing the aura of pure annoyance coming from the light pole ahead of them, raising his hand and asking: "Should we help him then?".

"Nice to meet you, Pit! We're honoured you invited all of us here!" Sabo remarked next to Luffy. Unlike his little brother, he at least wanted to greet properly the game staff, despite the angel boy standing in front of him being way smaller than him. Listening to Pit and Tanjiro, Sabo couldn't help but to smile a little and, grabbing Luffy by his head, he gave him a little noogie: "Head that, Luffy? Better start working out, they've named this competition after you already!".

[SDCharm]

Jaden yelped in surprise when he was knocked into like that. Quickly, he turned around and accidentally bashed Todoroki across the face with his duel disk again. "Oh shoot! Sorry my man! Uh... didn't see you there..."

Kaminari grunted with a pouty look on his face. He then stuck his finger out and playfully, or rather maliciously, struck Kiba with a blast of lightning from his fingers. Not enough to fry his brain but definitely enough to make Kiba feel those volts!

Boruto growled when he was patted on the head like a child. "Uhm. How's about you stay away from me if you know what's good for you. I don't need to make any new friends. I just need to prove I'm worthy of my spot here." It was the typical, "I'm not here to make friends" speech you hear in most competitions. Something said in ignorance of the fact that you could totally make friends despite that. Of course, he really didn't want to after feeling condescended to like that. "Also, what are literal CHILDREN doing here?" He asked, pointing down at Goten. "You look like you just got out of pull-ups."

"AH!" Trunks gasped when the lollipop struck his forehead. He grit his teeth and clenched his fists. "Okay... I'm assuming he just wants a beating instead of a pantsing...! Well then-!" Trunks began stomping his way towards Sora and calmly... not so calmly, thwacked him over the head to smash his face into the dirt!

Gon blushed and gasped when he saw Killua's undies on display. He quickly had to cover his nose with his hand to keep from spraying blood out of his nostrils but his eyes remained wide when he saw Killua get punted and battered like that. "Uh... y-you okay... Killua...?" His voice trailed off, staring at his butt as if hypnotized by it.

"AAAAAGH~! QUIT IT SABOOOO~!" Luffy blushed and whined, not liking how his brother was embarrassing him in front of everyone. He eventually scrambled away from his grasp and snarled. "I ain't no jobber! I kick the ass of everyone I fight. Jobbers act like fairies and probably dye their hair pink like that loser over there." He said, pointing over to where Natsu was.

Pit giggled at how excited everyone seemed.

"Don't worry, I got it." Tanjiro said to Pride in Pit's stead, as he had already gone over to where Dark Pit was and removed the pole from his poor head. "Ooo... that's quite the bump..." He said, looking it over.

"Now, now, everyone. It's probably best you all calmed down a bit." Pit said. "You'll have plenty of time to get to know each other, not only as a team but the OTHER team as well. This competition will make sure you spend a ton of time with each other. First, we need to assign you to your teams." He said, pulling out a list.

"Ahem~!" Pit cleared his throat and began reading off the list of names. "Tanjiro Kamado."

Tanjiro perked up while helping Dark Pit out of the ground.

"Ash Ketchum."

Ash was on the ground with his butt sticking up.

"Jaden Yuki."

Jaden turned again, smacking Todoroki in the face once more on accident with the duel disk.

"Denki Kaminari."

Kaminari smirked and stopped shocking Kiba when his name was called.

"Gon Freecss."

Gon was looking at Pit while pressing a finger to his nose...

"Natsu Dragneel, Sora Perse, Bakugo Katsuki, and Killua Zoldyck. You guys will all be... The Diaper Derps!" He smiled, tossing them a flag with a young boy on it that had crossed-eyes, his tongue out, birdies circling his head, and was wearing a diaper while wobbling about in a daze.

It was a neat flag.

[Sarvan]

(Super sorry, I tried to shorten it as much as possible but it still ended up being too long! I'll try to avoid replies of this length; hopefully, you won't get bored halfway through)

"Ugh... It's fine, it wasn't your fault... Kaminari is just his reckless self..." Todoroki muttered back at Jaden, still holding his chin and mouth.

"Eheheh..." Kiba was still laughing at his joke when a sudden jolt hit him, "YAK!" he cried, jumping a little on the spot. With his body shivering a little, he turned around and yelled: "Striking from behind?! Fight me like a man!".

Natsu grinned a little, trying not to be too harsh with a kid who was pretending to be all edgy and mature despite his age, so he simply said: "Alright, when you'll have overcome that superiority-inferiority complex of yours we'll meet up as friends! See ya!", before leaving him with a smile.

Goten, on the other hand, had clearly no idea why Boruto was talking like that and, with his innocent mind, replied: "Aren't you a child too? You're only slightly older than me and not even that taller!". He then grabbed Boruto by the same finger the blond boy was pointing at him and said: "Come on, I'll introduce you to Trunks!", before dragging him away.

Speaking of Trunks, the blow he struck Sora with was definitely effective as the blue-haired boy yelled out in pain: "ARGH!", as his face and body were smashed down. His vision started to get a little blurry but, with a swift movement of his legs, he made Trunks lose his balance, falling down on his butt, and stood up again! Sora then grabbed another card from his deck and said: "Come, Edge Imp Tomahawk!". A new possessed toy appeared in front of him, this time a much bigger combination of many axe blades, up and down like fangs, which he grabbed like a mace ready to strike on Trunks' head. "It seems I'll have to act a little harsher too!" he said with a sadistic glare, a little pissed off.

When he head Gon calling his name, Killua immediately stood up again as if his body was injected with a new dose of energy. He swiftly pulled up his shorts, turned around and gave Gon a victory pose: "I'm more than alright!", but when he noticed blood dripping from his friend's nose he asked: "Gon, did that jerk hit you too?!".

Sabo was having a lot of fun messing with Luffy, despite the later making a big deal of something playful like a noogie between brothers. He let Luffy go and, chuckling a little, nodded his head: "Yes, yes, you kick everyone's ass except when my boot his kicking yours!", calling back at all the fights they did together when they were children.

When the straw-hat wearing guy pointed at him Natsu let out a surprised: "Uh?". That guy just called him a jobber, a fairy and a loser! And insulted his hair! Without even knowing him! A couple of sparkles burned in the air under Natsu's right eye as the fire mage was ready to clash with that guy... only to be reminded of the promised he made with Lucy to try behaving and be nice to those strangers. So this time, he swallowed hard and said: "H-Hey there! I'm Natsu, and my hair isn't dyed!".

A few meters away from the contestants, Tanjiro had helped Dark Pit get out from his 'grave'. To be fair, the dark angel boy would've done so himself after the pole was moved away but the sheer amount of rage he was feeling right now was almost paralyzing him. That's why, when he was standing up again, with dirt all over his clothes and a large bump on his head, Dark Pit said at the demon slayer: "Thank... you...", his voice trembling in anger. Dark Pit then grabbed the light pole with his hand and walked towards Pit in utter silence, ignoring all the contestants assembling in front of them.

Natsu had managed to stay calm in front of Luffy, feeling a sort of accomplishment, and was back to his usual carefree self.

Sora was still dealing with Trunks, completely ignoring Pit and the list of names.

Bakugo loudly grumbled and pointed at Kaminari: "Ehi you, bird boy! Can't you move this sparkling idiot away? I don't want to be slow down!", not exactly looking forward at having the other blond teen in his own one.

Killua, similarly, snorted at Bakugo's brashness and said: "Umpf, that guy is already more insufferable than Hisoka!". He was the one who caught Pit's flag and, unfolding it, was completely appaled: "This... this a joke, right?! It's the most ridiculous... no, the worst flag I've ever seen! Change it immediately!".

Before Killua could be answered Pit was met with two fingers of Dark Pit tapping on his shoulder. The dark-haired anger called him with a calm tone of voice: "Ehi. I think you lost something", before striking Pit under his chin with the light pole, sending him flying up like a rocket! However, Dark Pit soon turned the pole a couple of times in his hand before squashing it right on the top of Pit's head, smashing him down so hard Pit left a hole in his shape on the ground!

"Phew. Now that felt good" Dark Pit simply remarked, before looking up again and noticing, among the many contestants, Sora and Trunks fighting already. He grinned and the light pole in his hand turned into the Darkness Bow, which he aimed at the two boys commenting: "Not on my watch!", before firing.

Sora initially heard nothing, then a slight whisper in the air, then a shooting noise getting closer. He looked up and saw five or six different arrows of pure dark energy coming down at them: all he could do was whispering a chocked "Eh?" before being obliterated with Trunks. The following explosion was extremely loud and raised a big cloud of dust, leaving the two boys into a crater in the centre: Sora was passed out, his eyes completely blank with his body twitching a little, and his clothes completely destroyed except for his underoos.

Killua immediately fell silent. And so did pretty much everyone next to him.

"Hello. Allow me to introduce myself properly. I'm Dark Pit. I'm not like this idiot over here" the co-host introduced himself, pointing at the Pit-shaped hole in the ground, "I expect all of you to follow the rules and behave accordingly: if you don't, I think I made myself quite clear about the consequences. Now, let's move on".

Dark Pit took his piece of paper and started reading from it: "Now, the other guys. Monkey D. Luffy, Boruto Uzumaki, Midoriya Izuku, what's left of Trunks Briefs...".

[SDCharm]

(No, don't shorten it. I prefer long posts. I love reading long posts. Please, put in as much as you want!)

Kaminari giggled and wiggled his fingers about. "Oh come on dude. Lighten up. I'm here to have fun. You should be too. If my electricity makes you wet yourself, just shout and I'll be sure to bring you a diaper, little man." He said, emphasising man in a sarcastic tone.

Boruto blinked in confusion at Natsu's response. "What complex did you say I had? HEY! I'm talking to you!" Boruto snapped at Natsu when he left before raising a brow and re-facing Goten again, this disgruntled pouty look on his bratty face. "Introduce me to your friend who's named after underwear? Why would I want to-?"

When Goten grabbed his finger, Boruto yelped, feeling a searing pain shoot through him to the point where his knees knocked. He blushed a tad when Goten dragged him along because he was stumbling and could swear he felt a tiny little dribble enter his underwear. "S-So strong... what the...?" He muttered, confused by the intense grip.

"HA! Bring it on!" Trunks shouted to Sora as the mace came down. "No stupid weapon like that is gonna-!" WHAAAAM! "CHEESE AND ONIONS IS ARE GONNA IS MY FAVORITE ICE-CREAMS FLAVOR!" Trunks grinned, eyes crossed as a bump appeared on his head.

"Nuh-uh!" Luffy protested against Sabo. "I beat you once! I did! R-Remember when I... put your hand in warm water when you slept? That counts!"

Luffy gasped when Natsu approached him. He didn't quite expect the friendly response. Looking to the side with a slight blush on his face, Luffy attempted to calm down. He realized he was just being really bitter and abrasive. He promised Nami he'd only fight when necessary because she really wanted this money. He promised he'd get her the money so long as she promised he could go all out when he fought. She agreed to that so he had to keep his end of the bargain. It was only fair.

Luffy forced himself to put back on his traditional grin and tried an attempt at being friendly... though he meant what he said about Natsu. Something about him having the powers that belonged to his beloved brothers bothered him. "R-Right. I'm Luffy. If that's true about the hair then I'm sorry you were born with pink hair. They remind me of the girly frills I saw on Amazon Lily and you come from some place called Fairy Tail so I figured it might be a place where sissies hang out." He said this truthfully and not fully realizing how insulting that was.

He really was just being honest here though. Nothing intentionally mean was said.

Gon found Killua's reaction to the flag amusing. He wiped his nose and was glad his attention was it because it meant he didn't have to explain that nosebleed. Honestly, he didn't really even know why it happened himself...

Pit turned when Dark Pit tapped his shoulder. He was about to make a comment about how unprofessional he was being before he was struck in the face by the pole and sent shooting up in the air. The bells and birdies he saw when he was hit began spinning around his face instantly!

"Duuuuhhh???" Pit drooled with his eyes rolling right as Dark Pit slammed him back down into a hole in the ground!

When the smoke cleared, he laid there, splayed out in the hole, goofy faced and hearing the chirping birdies laughing at him. A huge wet spot began spreading across his bike shorts as his bladder let itself go...

Trunks was giggling and stumbling from being dazed by the club... when Dark Pit's attack struck!

When the smoke cleared around them, Trunks was down to his Justice League Underoos only, twitching with swirly anime eyes.

Midoriya was the only one of those four to react properly when his name was called. The others seemed to have their attention divided.

[Sarvan]

(Oh, alrighty then!)

"You're talking about having fun? The one who shocked me only because he can't decide what outdated decade he wants to look like?" Kiba remarked, crossing his arms and looking up and down at Kaminari: even just by his clothes and style, it was clear the teen hero in front of him had a gaudy taste when it came to fashion. Wearing Sabo's hat was also a pointer. "A diaper would be a nice upgrade for your outfit, you could ask a girl out for a date and buy them! I'm sure you'd conquer her that way, boy" Kiba then fired back, emphasising 'boy the same way Kaminari did.

When Dark Pit's attack struck Trunks and Sora, Kiba pretty much froze on the spot. When the dust settled down over the two unfortunate victims, he gulped and, looking at Kaminari, said: "You know, it's been a pleasure knowing you, all the best things", before going the other way. That other co-host was definitely someone he didn't want to piss off, certainly not for that electric idiot!

"Woah... I never realized Trunks was named after a type of underwear!" Goten told Boruto with a kind smile, laughing a little: "Thank you, you're a really funny guy!". Goten was completely unaware of how much disgruntled the other boy was, thinking instead of how good friends the three of them could be. And he was similarly unaware that his grip, being practically squeezing Boruto's finger, wasn't exactly the best hold possible and was causing the other boy pain and discomfort: to Goten's mind, it wasn't any different than the times he played with the wild animals on #17's island!

However, his smile soon went away when Trunks and the boy he was playing with were stuck by Dark Pit's arrows. Goten promptly jumped back from the explosion, as he'd do in front of an enemy's attack, but forgot he was pulling Boruto behind him: he crashed against the ninja, knocking their heads together! "Ouch! Sorry!" Goten yelped, slightly feeling the blow on his skull, despite being used at much stronger hits.

Sabo rolled his eyes at Luffy's rather pathetic claim, sometimes he was amazed by how childish his little brother could act. "And that's what you count as a victory? I guess, during this competition, I'll have to remind you of how our fights usually ended..." he declared, thinking back to all the times during their childhood he destroyed Luffy in a fight. Although, he couldn't help but blush a little at the memory of that one time Luffy and Ace made fun of him for having wet his bed before discovering the truth. Suffice to say, the following night Luffy didn't sleep dry either.

Natsu, on the other hand, couldn't stop laughing at how ridiculous the flag of his team was, finding it rather funny, and wasn't bothered by it as Killua was. To him, that was just a big game to enjoy with new friends around him and thus was more than willing to look at the bright side of things. What he wasn't expecting was Luffy's speech and attempted apology: meaning, a couple of cross-popping veins appeared on his head while he was trying to keep a straight face, with his lips trembling. He had to really think back about his promise to Lucy: take part at the tournament, but act in a way their guild name wouldn't be ashamed by, especially considering the reputation of a troublemaker they already had.

"N-No, Fairy Tail is the guild I belong to, and that's not a place where sissies hang out: we're the best mages of Fiore! Better, the whole world!" Natsu tried to articulate in a sort of neutral way, only wanting to correct Luffy's claims, but couldn't help to stop himself from going on: "And what about you? You talked about a place called Amazon Lily, were you kicked out from there because you aren't man enough for them? I'm sorry, but you don't really look like the guy who can handle an amazon... or a woman, for that matter".

Those were his honest thoughts, as the scrawny looking teen in front of him, with his shorts and an oversized hat, didn't really strike him as a chick magnet. He wasn't trying to insult Luffy or anything, like he would do with Gray if he was there too, but was simply stating his opinions regardless of how hurtful they could be. Just like Luffy was doing with him, or so he thought.

A more pressing matter arrived right then when Dark Pit's hit Trunks and Sora. Natsu covered his face from the sudden explosion, amazed by such a strong and quick attack! If that emo looking angel was that strong, then maybe his dense looking colleague was like that too? Maybe he had to start listening to those two, then... although, a part of him was dying to challenge them to a fight! He was! But again, attacking the game hosts was something Lucy would've certainly objected too, so he swallowed hard and remained silent.

Sabo, similarly, instinctively brought his hand to protect his hat but, realizing he wasn't wearing it, simply shielded himself from the explosion. That attack was something else, but was it necessary? As the host, did that Dark Pit needed to do something so harsh on those two kids? Maybe, but having seen many times people abusing their power and their position on the weaker, Sabo knew he had to keep an eye on the dark angel boy.

"... Sabo, Shoto Todoroki, Kiba Inuzuka, Son Goten and Pride" Dark Pit finished reading the list of names.

Sabo nodded, taking a step forward, but looking at Dark Pit with a rather inquisitive look.

Todoroki, whose head was smashed not once but twice by Jaden's Duel Disk, arrived with Midoriya staggering a little. People in that competition weren't just strong, they were much more clumsy then even Uraraka!

Kiba, a sweat drop falling from his chin, took his place with his teammates.

Goten, massaging his head a little, raised his hand and said: "Here!", as if he was in a class or something. "I'm getting Trunks too!" the kid added, walking towards the crater and sliding down a little before reaching the two passed out boys. He grunted a little, grabbing Trunk's unconscious arm and wrapping it over his neck, before walking back with him.

Pride, having stayed out of pretty much all those kerfuffles, faked another innocent smile and answered: "Yes, sir!", before running to reach his comrades. Under him, his shadow was crossed by a couple of red eyes for a second, as the homunculus was quite impressed by Dark Pit's move. Not that he didn't approve it, he would've probably punished them even harder, but even he couldn't help but feel the need to at least pay attention to the angel being.

When Dark Pit looked up and only saw only half of the team assembled, he crushed with his hand the list and, with an expressionless face, said: "I'm not going to repeat myself. All the other people I've named must present themselves, as you'll be... the Cuckoo Cucks!".

Dark Pit searched in his chiton and took out a second flag, opening it in front of the contestants. It showed a girly boy wearing a tutù, with heels and a little topknot on his head, dancing like a ballerina but with a stray jacked wrapped around his arms, with a similar expression to the Diaper Derps one, birdies around his head and everything.

Truly a masterpiece in design, advertisement and dread.