Welcome to Regression Hills

[Bandit Keith]

''Oh such a happy youngling I see'' The old Woman offered as she gently tapped Hanks nose and was thinking how its such a shame that she needs to give such a good youngling to what is here . But it can't be helped if he stays in this place too long . Oh well its not like hes getting killed, Hank will just be babied for a very long time in the end


''Oh a bad boy for not bringing Extra? No desert for you then'' Of course that was a joke really but she did smile at the talk of her food sounding delicious though as she then cocked a eyebrow'' Oh are those big strong claw-like hands not good with big boy glasses? Well I best get the special sized bottle for you then'' The old woman had taken that question on the glass as Hank needing one from trouble with his hands and Hank really only has himself to blame in this case as she left to prefer everything in the kitchen

[Diaper Beast]

Hank smiled warmly to the sweet old woman... finding her downright charming and almost like a member of his own family given how nice she made him feel. Hank didn't even think to consider that this charm could be the other mutant ability that she made reference to. Hank pouted a little bit at the 'No Desert' thing though.

"Awww... can't I still have desert? I promise I'm really a good boy.... and I am still dry." Hank noted as he adjusted his X-Speedo a bit, still amused she had mistaken it for a Pull-Up. Poor Hank had no clue that he was making light of something that soon enough would be his fate due to his own unfortunate rabid curiosity.

Hank perked a brow at the sweet old woman's odd comment about a 'special sized bottle' and chuckled just bit. But he shrugged and watched her head off while getting up to grab one of the books about the area to peruse. Soon enough Hank was deeply engrossed in the book, likely needing a nudge or something upon her return.

[Bandit Keith]

She may not have a charming mutant ability but over the years she has perfected the craft to an art form out of a need to basic, Survival as a big kid and then an adult demanded it be perfected, So as things progressed her guilt on luring victims to their fate like some sort of pied piper had grown less and less bothersome to her


''Only if ya call me grandma everyone does aside from my other half here does '' Of course Hank wouldn't be aware thats do to the deal she is involved in but that won't come to light for awhile yet , despite that as Hank read the book on this town it'd sound more and more like one of Jubilees Goosebump books or comics she keeps on her tales so out there that if Hank wasn't a X-men he'd probably be scoffing at the unlikelihood of what this current book has in it. But as is Hank has been involved in almost everything excluding Regression and cloning


''Youngling your meal'' The old woman keep up till she gently guided a spoonful of mashed potatoes with gravy into Hanks open mouth granted everything is iether homemade in the case of the food or extremely fresh from the cow in case of the bottle of milk

[Diaper Beast]

Plus there's no denying that Hank likely would make an adorable baby... so maybe it was for the best in the end? Especially how eagerly he seemed to play along with the childish misunderstanding about his briefs. "Not Nana?" Hank asked idly as he was reading through the book. Not being able to get through the entire thing as suddenly a spoonful of food got pushed into his mouth by the old woman.

Hank had been so focused on the book he'd never heard her return. But the fact that she suddenly began feeding him like he needed help caused him to go wide-eyed. Though the food tasted fantastic and Hank relaxed a bit, rumbling like a happy Beastie as he swallowed the first spoonful. "Worried I'll make a mess?" And then Hank noticed she had indeed brought him an actual oversized baby bottle for lunch.

[Bandit Keith]

''No but ya weren't responding youngling'' the woman offered as a reply getting ready to feed the furball another spoonful as he isn't protesting yet so she sees it as fine but the question is why he is fine with it . Is it because she is old or something else?

''Now lets see there isn't much around these parts besides the old ruins and mines aswell as a old bunker '' The old woman said in mentioning those places which are far enough away Hankl might be interested in exploring but she mentioned them as the thing that roams these parts is generally in those aeras when a vitcim isn't ready and that single one can pick up in those areas

[Diaper Beast]

Hank blushed as the woman seemed all too eager to keep feeding him like a child. But she seemed to be enjoying doing so... and Hank didn't have the heart to tell her he could feed himself. After all she was old and sweet and the food did taste rather good and oddly made him feel all happy and content. "Maybe I should have you pack me something for later also." Hank rumbled warmly in contentment to her.

"The old bunker?" This perked Hank's interest as the first place for him to explore. "Can you mark it on my map? I'd rent a room but I'll likely camp instead. I brought camping supplies... and I want to take some readings at night to compare them to the readings I saw mentioned online." Hank offered a warm smile between bites of the food, unaware if there was anything strange about the delicious food.

[Bandit Keith]

''Of course Youngling can't have you get too skinny can we?'' The old woman was happy her food is so enjoyed despite the fact she is being a snake with it.

''Of course deary its off the beaten path so be careful, okay?'' The old woman offered holding out her freehand expecting a paper map to mark and not a tech-based one still as she thought abit on the bunker'' It used to be a government Bunker when I was a youngling Now its public domain basically as it belongs to the town''

[Diaper Beast]

"I don't think skinny is really a problem... given my Twinkies addiction. In fact, I could probably stand to lose a few sizes." Hank gave his speedo a bit of a sheepish adjustment. Hank had no clue he'd made an unintentional joke... as losing a few sizes certainly was on the menu in Regression Hills in more ways than one.

"I'm always careful." Of course in experience he certainly wasn't... given his choices tended to end poorly due to his own foolish hubris. After all, he'd even been the one to turn himself blue and furry so long ago. Hank pulled out a datapad... bringing up a map of the region and sitting it on the table between them. "Gotcha."

[Bandit Keith]

''Oh Twinkies the food of the gods'' The old woman said in a way showing she has her own addiction to them as well as next she knows the unitended joke came a quirk of her lips shown as its true losing afew sizes in more ways then one is on the menu in a place like this

''How do ya use this darn thing youngling?'' the woman asked not used to datapads as of yet as she pionted to the location on the map a area that has the color for caution on it from lact of aera maps and mapping seems someone has something to hide in that area much like area 51 still has that same caution matter to it

[Diaper Beast]

"I'm a massive sucker for them myself... though I've been trying to watch my girlish figure." Hank joked... flashing her a playful smile. "They're absolutely my greatest weakness." Hank leaned in whispering and obviously joking. Hank rumbled happily as she finished feeding him and sighed in contentment at feeling so satisfied.

Hank smiled as she tapped the screen marking the location of the area for him to investigate. "Thank you Ma'am. Is there anyway I can repay you for your hospitality? Besides paying for the meal, gas, and my new shirt of course." Hank wanted to help her out or make her happy any possible way that he can. "Thank you."