X-men ; X romance

[Bandit Keith]

Jubilee and Laura had hunted down some possible worthy to date Hank people granted Laura still insists calling such people possible mates, something Logan had explained is a feral mutant trait some people just can't seem to overcoming in using such terms. Despite this Jubilee had outright set up a meeting at some small French with some British feel Cafe as a so-called Blind date for Hank'' Now remember this person is interested in feral mutants especially fuzzbutts like you cookie monster, I also took the liberty to order and even pay for a huge order of cookies and a pitcher of milk for the cookies. ''Jubilee said knowing how Hank loves Twinkies and Cookies with milk

[Diaper Beast]

Beast looked awkward as hell... given Jubilee and X-23 were getting him ready for this blind date they had arranged for him. It was like when your parents help get you ready for your first date or prom... well, other than the fact that Hank was an adult and getting made ready by people who barely were out of their teens.

"You're fussing more than my mother during my first date." Hank noted as he finished getting dressed. "Are you sure I shouldn't wear a suit? You know I'm usually X-Speedo or Suit. I feel awkward dressing casual." Hank was getting dressed in whatever Jubilee had suggested... since it's been ages since he's dated.

"Cookies and Milk?" Hank quirked a brow. "What kind of cafe is this? It sounds more like snack time at daycare." Hank chuckled lightly at the very idea. "Is there naptime afterward as well? Cause I wouldn't want to forget my stuffed animal. You know I can't nap without him. Though I suppose my date might suffice if things work out."

[Bandit Keith]

'' I need practice for whenever Shogo has his first adorable date or prom''Jubilee countered to what Hank noted more as a joke then anything else to be honest as Jubilee always fussed over Hank like this when she hears Hank is dating let alone when she is involved setting a date up .

''Yes Yes just go with those especially gotten 'diaper pants' your date seemed to have a thing for people in similar attire '' Jubilee isn't going to say just what she dug up with her hacking skills let alone why she knows Cookies and milk are the best call to go for.

''Oh one of those stereotyped joints atleast the public part of it. Granted you and your date is getting a special room I again payed for '' Jubilee added the money part to stress the fact indirectly Hank will have a hell of a time if ditching the date.'' Now here's afew hundred dollars to have a nice night with your date if the meeting works out ''

'' Oh, by the way, Storm says you should bring flowers , seeing as Tim Drake and myself ideal date night is spending time at either the X-manor without trouble popping up or at the Wayne manor without trouble popping up I really can only say Storm is likely right'' Jubilee rambled there abit as a explanation why she handed another 20 or so dollars for flowers as she hadn't got those

[Diaper Beast]

"I don't know where you managed to find these... I thought I destroyed all the pairs and even the pattern from the costume machine." Hank also thought they felt a bit thicker than normal... but dismissed it as just his general dislike of the costume pants. Hank adjusted them and fussed with them, looking at himself in the mirror. "I suppose I could pair them with one of my leather X-Jackets."

"A special room? Don't you think your pushing things a bit fast. I'm not someone who normally jumps into bed on the first date. I'm far too mature to let my desires and appetites dictate my behavior." Hank also looked over at Jubilee with a curious brow quirk. And even more startled when Jubilee pushed a few hundred dollars on him. "Oh my stars and garters Jubilee....you're making me feel like a gigolo."

At least she didn't put the money down the front of his X-Pants... or he'd really feel like one. Hank just rubbed his face and offered a bit of a sigh as Jubilee piled even more money on him. "Jubilee... I'm not a poor man. I'm just frugal with my money. You keep pushing twenties on me and I feel I should be gyrating or something." Hank made a note to grab some flowers for his date to make Jubilee happy.

[Bandit Keith]

Oh Hank was wrong there Jubilee had done some modifications to the plans she copied for this little adventure she has Hank on ''Bad Boy look? Suppose it fits given what the person is into'' Jubilee remarked on the leather jacket mused '' I got something better though , something I made for you when do to the hell I put you through aswell as our Anti-groups '' Jubilee pulled out something similar to Hanks X Jacket but the scent a bulletproof, as well as Anti-laser lining in the material, should be easy to pick up . Showing Jubilee had worked on it.

''Its just a special back room for time alone away from any Anti-mutant people aswell as a themed room nothing bad '' Jubilee remarked offhandedly not giving the theme away but then snickered on the gigolo remark'' What? You seen the movie Milk Money? Sense when are you into comedy flicks?'' Jubilee remarked both on that line Hank used and the later one on gyrating matter . Then again Hank Kinda stepped right into that one

[Diaper Beast]

"You're being vague about my date... I don't like it when you get vague. It means shenanigans or monkeyshines are being plotted." Not that Hank could prove it of course, since Jubilee hadn't shown any truly devious signs as of yet. Or she was getting better at that kind of thing. Hank gave the X-Jacket a curious eye... still fussing with the 'Diaper Pants'. "Well, I suppose it does go well with the pants." Hank slipped it on and looked at himself in the mirror. "Looking respectable."

"Well... I suppose somewhere peaceful away from gawking people isn't a bad idea." Hank shook his head and stepped forward to give Jubilee a warm hug. "I know sometimes I can be stubborn and hard on you. But I do value our friendship." Hank tussled Jubilee's hair after the hug and chuckles. "As for your query... yes I've seen it. I do watch more than just the Opera and foreign films on occasion." Hank looked at the clock. "I suppose I should get going... wouldn't be good for me to be late."

[Bandit Keith]

Jubilee snorted'' Stubborn and hard on me? Please its more your social skills or something like that causing me grief . You being hard and stubborn when meaning it generally is for the best''Jubilee said as she added a ring on one of Hanks hand, said ring one she had gotten the okay to put people into a biker gang from some awkward gang that formed from the furry and feral mutant students of the X-men that mainly formed from the fact even in accepted locations they needed fellow ferals to feel normal.''There now the look is as close to complete as can be ''

''Of course it is, Now maybe I should drive you there, best to be sure your nerves don't get to you'' Jubilee remarked already turning back into 'fussing mother mode' on this blind date matter

[Diaper Beast]

"My social skills are just fine... I just enjoy keeping to myself most of the time." Hank offered with a bit of a frustrated grumble at the fussing from Jubilee. Hank blinked as a ring was slid onto is finger. "I'm not really a jewelry person..." Beast offered, trying to get out of Jubilee playing dress-up with him already. Hank was concerned a bit... knowing Jubilee might have some plot in mind with it somehow.

"Jubilee... you're such a mother hen at times. I swear you'd be happier if I was Shogo's age sometimes." Hank smirked just a little bit. "But if you really will be happy to drive me then I won't put up much of a fuss." Hank rolls his shoulder just a bit and gestured for Jubilee to lead the way. "Just remember your dropping me off to a date... and not to daycare where you usually take Shogo." Beast teased playfully.

[Bandit Keith]

''Sure,sure whatever you say'' Jubilee countered on the social skills matter but smiled flashing her fangs abit'' It just fits the look as its art is of a little group the X students that are now adults made mostly the fur covered and feral types '' Jubilee explained and shown she has a slightly different one on her own ring finger while her vampire clan ring is in the position of most important at the time.

''Oh I would be atleast if you would be physically as it'd be adorable and fun dealing with such a little genius'' Jubilee both was serious and teasing''Who says I won't take you to daycare another day? I had afew times thanks to some experiments that made it where we had to and that one reality you had to play as a dumb baby for safety '' Jubilee remarked as she lead the ay to her car and jubilee stomped a foot '' Booby Drake or Morph is so dead '' Jubilee growled in a animal like sound as her Vampirism reared its head from anger '' Painting cute Chibi bats on my car is fine, but padded ones? Ugh forget it'll get it repainted later I know they meant it in good fun '' Jubilee opened the passenger side door and waited for Hank to get in

[Diaper Beast]

"Okay... I suppose." Hank adjusted the ring and moved to follow Jubilee out of the mansion and towards the motorpool to grab her car. Hank blushed at Jubilee's comments about past history. Though wondered given her nature to reality hop especially to see Jason how many 'Baby Beasts' there were out in the multiverse. "Just don't get any of your devious plans in your head. I know you young lady."

Hank blinked at the car as they arrived and couldn't help but actually giggle. "It's a good look for your car... and a pretty decent prank. You'll have to plot some just deserts retribution." Hank smiled deviously as he climbed into the passenger door. "Don't worry... I'm big enough to sit in front and do my own safety belt." Hank smiled as he got his seatbelt on and adjusted and leaned back in his seat for now.