X-men X-over : Wasteland wetters (For Bandit Keith and YkIh)

[Bandit Keith]

Jubilee actually was bored once in a long time as the wasteland the world had turned into as a whole usually is exciting often enough or atleast fun for her despite ever 200 years its been nothing but a place where most kind people get robbed nlind or left for dead.. And a thief or Rogue is the ones who make out the best end of things ..Granted Jubilee has never lost her veiws.. Not as trusting and jaded to a degree sure but that was out of need to ensure they don't get screwed over... One may ask who they are.. That would be Jubilee and her partner both in the relationship and working together terms''I seriously hate these pitboys.. How the hell did Hank ever believe most could lug these things around without admnormal strength or get a fappy arm strength look?'' Jubilee remarked to Laura as the thought had been on her mind for some decades seeing as she found out Hank invented these ''Though he did love retro tech. Anyway how goes that translating of that old magic text and do ya got any more blood packs on you, the hunt came up empty again ''

Jubilee remarks as it seems for now anything human or otherwise is not ready to show up for abit longer in this location and as they was setting at the campfire she was really needing something to suck on even glowing ones blood would do as she has been without blood for days and she wasn't wanting Lauras blood at the moment despite how good it is.. It usually reminds her too much of before the world went to hell and she'd rather do it later on when she truly needs blood

[DumbDorkDweeb]

Unlike Jubilee, Laura, or as she was still sometimes called X-23, was fairly content with her current situation, even after 200 years she still appreciated the freedom she had, after all this time she still couldn’t get over how her childhood had been, spending her entire life in a white cell with nothing, not even a bed, still impacted her to this day. On the bright side this made her enjoy the little things Jubilee sometimes couldn’t. Currently she was roasting a Rad-Rabbit over a fire pit she had created, she didn’t particularly eat much, even with her demanding healing powers, so unlike Jubilee it was more out of desire than need. Laura was still haunted over her past, even if it was much better, case-and-point, the final branch of the facility they were travelling to.

Laura shrugged, “I don’t see the problem, and you’re stronger than normal people, so what does it matter?” She asked, before checking her own Pip-Boy, Laura was also beyond the strength of the average human thanks to her mutation, although she couldn’t compete with Jubilee’s vampiric strength, still she had no problem with her Pip-Boy. As it was still Laura even after all these years the Pip-Boy she had chosen was jet-black, like the tight-fitting combat outfit she wore, still forgoing armour for the sake of mobility and stealth. She turned off the radio, playing some old song only Jubilee would enjoy, and began to eat her rabbit on a stick. Wordlessly Laura fished out a blood-pack from one of their back-packs and tossed it to Jubilee without looking, as expected Laura‘a pack was once again black and plain, whereas Jubilee’s heavily contrasted it.


Laura turned to the old text beside her, it had turned out both girls were naturally talented when it came to the mystic arts, Laura due to her father/clone daddy being Logan, who had been exposed to magic more times than he had been exposed to a normal life, and Jubiled due to both her vampirism and various other factors. Laura usually did the translating due to her intelligence and multilingualism, but she had yet to start on this tome, “I’ll get to it.” She grunted, continuing to eat.

[Bandit Keith]

''You know its no wonder I gained a interest in gloomy music with little miss storm cloud around me for 200 years '' Jubilee offered as she still can't get why Laura had keep to dark colors all this time '' You know I got word of some rumors of some paradise sounding like a modern day Eldorado ..Nice lush land scapes .. fresh water without rads and none of this gloomy place.. It sounds alot like a scenario like New Vegas but better.. I only mention it as it sounds like our father had been there sometime it might be worth checking out '' Jubilee offered as while it might be BS she can't help but want to see the world repairing itself .. But whatever sort of nuking took place its a level far worse then it should have been in taking nature to get better here a good 200 years till things finally was going more like the outskirts of a desert Oasis in the natural factor of this all

'' And you better from what I understand of archaic Chinese that might hold a answer to fixing this place'' Jubilee won't admit it but thanks to her knowing her homelands phrasing and philosophical facts far more then Laura ever will she from what she understands of it sounds like if what she thinks it is.. they'd be erased and this whole timeline would but its a price well worth it in her mind..As a better reality surely would happen taking this place and them with it.. She just hopes if they vanish they have a afterlife to be together in to see the fruits of their efforts good or bad


''And you really take after Logan must be a early human thing or nenderthal thing I guess'' Jubilee and Laura still isn't sure which it is Logan is as even Logan himself isn't sure which it is just that him and other kinds of humanity existed at the same time and thats it .. '' Still Thanks '' Jubilee sank her fangs into the blood pack sucking on it like a alcoholic or a addict .. Or better put a child would in this case as it was more like Jubilee was sucking on a juice box in a manner a child would

[DumbDorkDweeb]

Laura gave Jubilee her signature disapproving look when she heard that, the one with the raised eyebrow and unamused frown. “Dark colours are tactically the best choice, I’ve been trying to tell you that but you still insist on walking around like a target.” She grouched, how Jubilee had managed to keep that yellow coat intact for two-hundred plus years was beyond her. She supposed it was like a safety blanket or comfort object to the vampire, a reminder of better times. Laura never got that, they had each other and that was all they needed. Their healing factor and vampirism kept them alive and unchanged from when they were eighteen and nineteen respectively all the way to now, physically and mentally unchanged, like any other pair of teenagers. Jubilee still found new and creative ways to mock Laura about being a year younger than Jubilee every day without fail, and it drove the girl crazy, but she still wouldn’t give it up for anything.

Laura smiled a little at the idea of the world rebuilding, “We should go there, once we’re done here to see what it’s like… And to look for him.” Laura didn’t like the second idea, she had survived far too much to die like that, although every time Jubilee brought it up a larger part of her agreed, not that she would admit it. “I don’t really have a choice, there are no old ruins or cities for miles, we’re on a motorway in the countryside, and meat tastes better than 200 year old Blamco products anyway.” She argued. Eventually she was finished, she tossed the stick and got up with an idea.

Laura didn’t like Jubilee insulting both her style and her attitude, so she decided to prove her wrong in both ways at once, she sauntered over in front of Jubilee, before turning to face the fire and bending over to check on it, giving Jubilee a face full of her tightly clad leather booty, “I can have fun, and let’s be real, my butt looks great in black leather.” She argued smugly, with one of her rare coy smiles on her face.

[Bandit Keith]

'' I wouldn't know... You know that stuff goes right throw me if my body doesn't reject it from the start being a vampirette and all'' Jubilee offered ..though Laura is actually mistaken on the clothes thing .. Her jacket has been destoried many times its just she always uses some vampiric magic to rebuilt it and her other clothes.. But Laura was right atleast on the comfort factor if nothing else'' And do I look like I care ? Its always fun to be a walking target and let them think I am dead then reform and take out the scared shitless ones that have the balls to try it'' Jubilee stated as she had gained a love for combat as its the only way to sait her adreniline Junky self anymore as a whole thus her comment

''Don't be so sure .. you know the Sole Survivor that we have been avoiding of that vault 101 or whatever it is and let her do her thing? Apparently there is this institute thing it sounds alot like the Facility but all over underground its real and you know that jackass we thought was dead ? Kimura or whatever his name was that was hunting you? He seems to be a ghoul working for it.. I bet for any know how of cloning he would have given the place hasn't mastered it yet.'' Jubilee offered as she was ready till she was teased'' Well you need sleep an-an-and your ass is good looking.. Better without the leather though ''Jubilee offered as her plan to wke Laura after afew hours to move had been interuptted by that nice looking butt in her face

[DumbDorkDweeb]

Laura had to forfeit that point to Jubilee, “Being a vampire is a lot less interesting than I thought.” She mumbled, looking surprised, not that she would complain, if Jubilee aged she would be a lot more lonely right now. She didn’t agree with the second point, “I don’t see how scaring people is that fun, I mean don’t get me wrong these people are scum, but even they don’t deserve that.” She argued, before continuing, “That raider from a few days ago I don’t know if you realise but he died before you even pounced on him, I heard his heart stop just watching you.” Unlike Jubilee Laura saw combat as avoidable and a last resort, atleast when the opponents weren’t hurting people, she had grown a lot and was long past the days of having to feel pain or fight to feel real.

Laura nodded at that, there would always be mad scientists trying to own the planet, she just sighed and tried to quell the fear of Kimura, even after all this time just her name terrified the clone, she was practically unkillable for Laura before, but with poison and suffocation now much harder to achieve she wasn’t sure if she could do it. “She.” She mumbled, correcting Jubilee.

Laura actually grinned for once, normally Jubilee was the one making Laura flustered and taking control so it felt nice to be on top for once, even if she knew Jubilee would recover quickly, “Like what you see?” She asked, starting to wiggle it a little, while Laura’s rear was nothing compared to Jubilee’s, which she considered a national treasure, she was still proud of it. How she had ended up so tiny everywhere else was beyond her, but she had this one thing, which was enough for her.

[Bandit Keith]

''You ever seen me puke up food and drink or get the runs quickly even before thus all ?'' Jubilee asked as she could have sworn Laura had atleast afew times still Jubilee was surpised it seemed Laura was thrown off'' Ah you won't you never as scared in a safe way nor had a chance to .. That and you never was much one for pranks.. So you missed out '' Jubilee offered though she blinked at what she was told'' Wait what? Dang I was having a bite to drink of roadkill '' Jubilee was trying to lessen the awkward factor of that with a poor joke in two ways really

''Ah sorry she was always a grump and wrinkly old bat to me in a manner I always see her for acting how she did like a always mad old man and its been way over a hundred years so I suppose the memory isn't so clear because of how I didn't care about her for how she treated you'' Jubilee offered honestly

''Ah You know it .. To bad theaters aren't a thing so I could sneak a grab on it .'' Jubilee offered as she never once had went sex crazy despite its a fact Vamps do have a huge libido basically its in fact why some viewed them as a manifestation as humans sexaul needs and urges at its more basic animalistic nature and it doesn't help ones bite makes the one drank from feel pleasure like they never had before then again that is so the one biten is far less willing to break free and run aswell as not call for help hopefully

[DumbDorkDweeb]

Laura nodded at that, “With how much your mutation made you eat there were bound to be a few times where you ate something bad and ended up sick.”
She responded, shivering at the thought, “Enhanced senses aren’t always a blessing that’s for sure.” She just shrugged at Jubilee’s thoughts on pranks, “Pranks are childish and annoying.” She argued, taking up her usual role as the fun police. Laura just shrugged at that, “Clearly he couldn’t handle it.” She replied, looking unbothered.

Laura smiled a little bit hearing how casually Jubilee regarded her greatest nemesis, her casualness helped her relax somewhat, “Trust me, ‘don’t care for her’ is well below how I would describe my feelings surrounding her, I don’t think I could put what I think about her into words.” She tried to explain.

Laura let out another rare grin before eventually relenting and sitting down next to her partner, resting her head on the vampire’s shoulder, “We don’t need a theatre, we know it’s safe, we would smell anything coming long before it reached us.” She countered, looking up at Jubilee with a soft smile.

[Bandit Keith]

''I'm like Shaggy in food nothing affects me like that.. Atleast when human nothing had '' Jubilee stated with a pout as she though shivered at enhanced senses factor ''Um thats not the only thing that is a blessing and a curse '' Jubilee pointed at her eyes, tongue and then motioned at her lady bits '' You know why I hate water or do you? Its not the crossing thing, but the sensatory overload it brings my eyes .'' Jubilee offered on the eye thing

''You party pooper and blanket wetter .. live a little and enjoy the one fun thats still doable .. pranks they aren't childish either.. you seen how I can use pranks in defenses and combat'' Jubilee argued back

''Oh that you and me can relate to .. Speaking of kinda hoping to find my folks killers as ghouls.. you know why.'' Jubilee offered as she isn't sure if Laura can relate to killing those that caused one grief or not but she hopes so

'' And maybe but I would love to just for old times .. '' Laura should pick up Jubilee is turned on though by the scent she is giving off and all from that ass tease thing again both having had such funtime for ages so that doesn't help.. Though Laura should atleast get Jubilee has some serious restraint sexauly anyway given what Laura knows about Vampirism even if its not too much

[DumbDorkDweeb]

Laura seemed to ponder that for a moment before nodding, “That does make sense, from what I heard you ate a lot, too much sometimes.” She said with a sly grin, Jubilee had taught her enough about pop culture to understand her dated references, it was something the two shared that practically no one else understood, disregarding the very few pre-war ghouls they had met, which wasn’t much. “I suppose that is also bad.” She responded, as always once she started following Jubilee’s hands she ended up looking at Jubilee’s lady bits, and as always she couldn’t stop looking, when she realised she was staring she blushed and looked down.

Laura pouted at that without realising, a habit of hers, “You’re the bedwetter.” She argued, with a whiny look on her face, evidently not realising the foreshadowing at hand. “So keep them to combat and defended, there’s no need to use them on me!” She retorted.

Laura smiled wearily at that, “I am possibly the leading authority on getting revenge, I’m taking out the facility with you as it’s for the best, not because I want to, revenge isn’t worth it. Trust me.” She said, seriously.

The clone smelled the vampirette’s scent, and immediately blushed a little, as it had an almost pheremone-like effect on her, “Well if you really want we could have some fun, for old times sake.” She replied, going back to being timid, Laura’s attempts at flirting almost always ended up like this, even after 200 years she didn’t know how to approach someone as attractive as Jubilee, so she just snuggled in closer, hoping Jubilee would take it from there.