Undercover (Overwatch) --Private

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The young girl crossed her arms as she sunk further into the airplane seat. She couldn't believe she of all people got picked for this stupid undercover mission! What was Winston thinking sending her? A world-famous icon and gamer on an undercover mission!


Hana Song, known to her worldwide fans as D.Va, kicked her feet up on the seat in front of her. It was two weeks ago that Winston picked up rumors that Talon was recruiting out of a high school in California. Of course Overwatch couldn't go into a high school and round up every last student until one of them spilled the beans. No, that would be too easy. Instead they had to go undercover and try and get information that way.



And who else to send but their youngest member? Even though she was 19, she could easily pass as someone younger. And of course she couldn't just live alone (that would be too easy) so Overwatch agents Jesse McCree and Hanzo Shimada were roped into this mission as well to be her "dads" and also help gather information. McCree got a job as the school janitor and Hanzo as a barista at a local coffee shop. They were told to assimilate as much as they could.



So here she sat, on an international flight from Gibraltar to San Fransisco. All Hana wanted to do was to text Lucio and tell him how stupid this all was but all three of them were under a strict "no messaging Overwatch unless something really really bad happens" as Tracer told them. Hana had to tell her fans she wouldn't be streaming and that she was going on vacation. Technically she was on vacation. If vacation meant doing something you don't want to do for an unknown amount of time.



Hana turned to Jesse McCree who sat in the seat in front of her, the one she had her feet on. "How much longer until we're there?" She asked for what seemed like the millionth time since they boarded the plane.

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Mcree was busy nursing his 3rd whiskey of the flight. This was without a doubt, the worst assignment he had ever taken during his time with Overwatch, and it hadn't even officially begun! When the mission was pitched to him, it was infiltrate a Talon recruitment operation and it was only after he had agreed was he told the exact specifications of the mission. In his head he had pictured this mission going more like a spy movie and less like the comedy that it was actually going to be.


"I don't know, and quite frankly I don't care. The longer we are one this plane the better." Mcree sighed as he downed the rest of his whiskey. The gunslinger was sandwiched between Hana and the third agent assigned to the mission Hanzo.


The eldest of the Shimada brothers was trying desperately to relax in his chair, and while it was good that he was getting time away from his fool of a younger brother, this assignment filled him with unease and dread. When he had accepted the offer to join Overwatch, this was not the kind of work that he had imagined himself doing and it weighed on him, "I hate my life." He sighed.


"I hate your life too partner." Mcree groaned as he felt the plane start to descend, the term partner now held a much larger meaning for this operation.

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Hana groaned, she wished she could have a stiff drink to help forget about this stupid mission but because they were flying to the United States where the drinking age is 21 she was denied. She complained about it to McCree for a good hour and a half until she realized he had his headphones in. The plane descended and she grabbed her backpack from where she had stuffed it under the seat in front of her. On it was a rabbit's foot key chain, the top unscrewed to reveal a panic button inside. It was their only lifeline to Overwatch and they were given strict instructions to only press it in the event of catastrophe. She wished she could press it now just to get this whole thing over with.

Really, there were so many other agents that would be better fitted for this! Lucio (though he was too famous), Junkrat (though he was a bit too crazy), Tracer (though she's too easy to recognize with her chronal accelerator), Brigitte (though too old to pass as a high school student). Damnit. She was the best fit for this.
The plane landed on American soil with a jolt as the brakes activated and the plane taxied to the gate. "So, there should be a rental car for us to drive to our new 'home'" Hana added the air quotes to the last word. Because living with McCree and Hanzo would be the last idea of "home" she had in mind.

[HRE superfunnel]

Mcree sighed loudly as the plane made its way to the gate. After the usual process of deplaning, getting their stuff out of the overhead and jostling for a place in the line leading out of the plane, the trio slowly made their way through customs and onto baggage claim which ate up even more time. Jesse was still pissed that he had to stow his handgun, but at least he got to bring it, this operation still took place in America after all.



"I hate the airport." Jesse grumbled as he finally got his bags, "So much time wasting." He groaned as he helped Hana with her bags. Jesse was already hating this assignment and having to go through regular international arrivals at a major airport made him hate it even more, he would take a shoot out over this any day.


"For once, I agree with you." Hanzo said as he grabbed his bag. He had managed to get a special case for his bow and had stowed special so that nothing happened to it. Once the group finally had all of their bags together they proceeded to the rental car lot and managed to find their car. After about half an hour of trying to find an attendant to get the keys for the car, the trio were loaded up and on the way to the house.

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Hana was allowed her sidearm but that was it. She wasn't able to call her MEKA. She tried not to think of it much or else she would start spiraling into a panic attack. Her MEKA was an extension of herself and leaving him behind made her feel like part of her was missing.

She couldn't dwell on the matter, however, and instead she stayed quiet as they weaved their way through the airport and to the rental car.

"So, do you know if we have a house or an apartment? My file didn't include that information." She finally spoke up once they were on their way. She played on her phone, granted it wasn't her actual phone but a burner cell that Winston gave them to stay in touch. It at least was a smartphone.

[HRE superfunnel]

Jesse gritted his teeth as he drove, "I really really hope it is an actual house, I don't think Ill be able to share an apartment with y'all without going crazy."



"The feeling is mutal." Hanzo sighed as they started to pull into a subdivision, "Well, it appears that they did actually get us a real house." Hanzo breathed a sigh of relief as Mcree pulled into the driveway of the house they were staying it. It appeared to be a two story craftsmen house, "Hopefully we will be able to have our own rooms."



Mcree nodded and parked the car, "Well, i geuss we should move in now."

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"I call biggest room!" Hana yelled before grabbing her backpack and running for the door. Of course it was locked. "Hanzo, pass me the keys?" She asked, maybe a bit too loud for their new neighbors started coming out of their houses to see what the commotion was going on. Hana felt the color drain from her face as she saw the cookie-cutter people come out of their cookie-cutter houses.



"Well howdy neighbors!" A blonde woman with too much hair spray and a high-pitch voice greeted them. "My name is Shannon and I'm your new neighbor!" She seemed almost too sweet as she reached out her hand to shake.

[HRE superfunnel]

"Son of a bitch." Mcree sighed, "Remember y'alls roles." Jesse whispered to the other two as he put on a friendly smile, "Well, howdy yourself." Jesse smiled and shook the woman's hand. Inside he was cringing so hard, "Names...." Jesse had to think for a moment to remember his cover name, "James, James Douglas." Jesse was dying on the inside as he put up the facade of fakeness that was his cover.


Hanzo sighed though his nose as quickly unlocked the door, "Start moving luggage inside." He whispered, "Do it fast, the less time we spend unloading the less time we need to be outside with... them." Hanzo shuddered as he quickly started to move luggage into the entry way of the house

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Shannon went on, "Oh you simply must come to the block party this weekend!" Shannon extended a hand to touch McCree's shoulder. "You and your...uh...brother? husband?" She looked over towards Hanzo with a sharp arch of her perfectly manicured eyebrow. "And daughter and come meet everyone!"



"Hanzo, I think McCree needs your help." Hana whispered to Hanzo as she carried in a box. Thankfully they didn't have many personal items because there weren't many personal items they could bring.

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"Well, me and my Husband would love to come to the party this weekend. We will just have to see how we are feeling at the time. You know with jet lag and settling into a new place. We need to make sure our daughter is adjusting well, always gotta think of the kids first ya know." Jesse chuckled nervously.


Hanzo sighed a bit as he went to go back Jesse up, "Hello there. I am... Haru Douglas. A pleasure to meet you." Hanzo felt a piece of him die as he said his cover name. This was an embarrassment that would be felt for ages