Chronicles of Humilation --- Across All Dimensions

[Fluffybuttwannabe]

Killua paused for a second to take in what Gon was saying. Not only were they not here to be body guards, but they were expected to put on a bunch of toddler and baby clothes and walk across a catwalk modeling them. Steam began to grow and a pissed off look came on his face. He then paused, took a breath and said, "Well, have fun with that Gon. I'll meet you back in the hotel later," He explained calmly, before attempting to walk to the door to leave.

[SDCharm]

"Uh... w-wait...!" Gon gasped.

Ironka kept laughing where he was. "Aww. Poor baby. I guess that clinches it. You might have been thrown a bone by us if you hadn't been such an asshole back at the Hunter Exam..."

At that moment though, the owner and his son came out from the back. He smiled and waved at all the toddlers running about and had his small daughter at his side, clutching his hip.

"Ah. Ironka, Anthony. How goes it?" Mr. Beach was his name. He was portly gentleman and quite excited for the turnabout of this pageant for his daughter.

The girl, Cherry, looked up at Gon and eyed him.

Gon put on his best smile and waved. "Hi there."

She didn't respond. She stared at him quietly, blinked, then shocked up by going underneath Gon and yanking back the lower leg hole of his short shorts, peeking up them for fun.

"AGH!" Gon blushed and Mr. Beach quickly pulled her away.

"Oh-ho-ho. My apologies young one. She's a very curious lad you see." He said, slightly embarrassed.

"I saw it! Kiddy undies! But you've got a Average sized thingy!" Cherry said with a smile.

"A-Average... sized..." Gon's eyes were little dots. He was confused by this kid and her antics and the laughing from the body guards just made the embarrassment increase.

"Sir." Ironka calmed himself down to speak. "This is Gon Freeces. He and Killua are here to take the open positions for the modeling part of the pageant."

"OH MY! REALLY?!" Mr. Beach said excited. "That's quite brave of you young man. I put the flyer out as a long shot since I'm currently understaffed due to the preparations for the big company gaming expo but you answered the call. Thank you so much!" He said, shaking Gon's hand up and down.

"Oh... y-you're welcome... uhm..." Gon spoke a bit. "M-My friend Killua is... happy to join you too. RIGHT KILLUA!" Gon called back to his friend.

[Fluffybuttwannabe]

Killua was just at the door and about to leave when he saw the employers walk out. Pausing for a second to watch the show, he smirked as the girl peeked up Gon's shorty short shorts leg hole and saw his babyish underwear. Blushing a little at the description of Gon's junk, a big grin grew on his face at Gon's embarrassment.

Frowning from the questions, he awkwardly shook his head and said, "Sorry, I can't. I, um, left something at the hotel, I'm going to go get it. See you in a little bit Gon," He cheered, before stepping outside and leaving Gon inside. He felt a little bad leaving his friend, but at the same time, he hoped that this would teach Gon to not sign him up for things without getting all the details first.

[SDCharm]

"Wait what?" Mr. Beach stood a bit confused. "Leaving something at a hotel doesn't bar him from participating... does it?"

"No sir." Gon bowed politely. "He's just... uhm..."

Cherry ended up strutting over towards Killua. Mr. Beach gasped and followed after her as did Ironka and his partner Anthony. Gon strutted out too.

"Cherry, where are you-?" Mr. Beach began before Cherry went over to Killua.

Cherry grabbed Killua by his shorts and then looked right on up the left leg hole too!

Mr. Beach quickly ran over and grabbed her, pulling her away. "I-I'm terribly sorry about that. She's curious."

Cherry pointed at Killua. "You've got baby undies too! But your thingy is REEEEEAAAL tiny. It's like the size of a marble."

"BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!" Ironka bursted out laughing again. "Oh man... this is excellent. It would have to be that small for him to be so afraid of a job like this. Too bad he has no choice in the matter. Sorry to say but as the body guards we can allow people to break the rules of his pageant by RSVPing and then refusing to do the job you were hired for. You've already been signed up so you're gonna have to report to the back stage, by force if necessary. Otherwise, you'll have to be arrested."

Gon winced.

"Oh? They were already signed up?" Mr. Beach was surprised. First he got this news. Probably because it was so recent and early in the morning.

[Fluffybuttwannabe]

"Gah, get off," Killua shouted, squirming and trying to kick Cherry off of his legs, but without hurting her. Groaning, he bounced, before falling on his ass.

Blushing, he stood up and grew wide-eyed at the news. "Wait, what? Gon, did you really sign us up for this without even reading anything? How could you be so stupid," Killua shouted, crossing his arms.

Letting out a sigh, he turned to the boys from before and said, "Why don't you two do it? We can switch jobs, yeah, you two can model and me and Gon can be body guards. We're stronger then you two anyway," He huffed, clearly annoyed at this whole scenario. He felt powerless, and he didn't like it.

The other boy just smirked and shook his head, "Nope, no switching. We aren't allowed and besides, you two fit the clothes better anyway."

[SDCharm]

Ironka laughed. "True that. Sorry but there's no way you're getting out of this without a heavy physical confrontation or a nice little modeling job from you and your buddy here."

Gon smiled and waved, blushing a bit.

"Oh my. It would seem things have gotten rather out of hand." Mr. Beach sighed.

"No. No they haven't...!" Gon said, shaking his hands about. "W-We'll do it...! I promise...!" He gulped, feeling as though he was having trouble taking this on now. He hoped Killua would at least consider cooperating...

[Fluffybuttwannabe]

Killua glanced around, first at Ironka, then at Gon, then at Mr. Beach, and then at Gon again, before sighing. Staring down at the floor, he crossed his arms, before huffing, "Fine, Gon we'll do it. But you owe." Gritting his teeth, he walked towards Gon and turned to the man, wanting someone to show him where to go. If this ended badly, he could always just bury Gon in the sand. Deep in the sand.

[SDCharm]

Gon clamped his hands together. "Oh thanks! Thank you Killua! Whatever I owe, I'll pay it... or whatever you mean...!"

Ironka sighed and turned around heading back in with his hands on his hips. "Welp, security is in our hands sir. Too bad we didn't get to at least show our stuff."

"No, it's quite alright. I prefer there be no fighting anyway." Mr. Beach sighed.

"Heh. He still thinks he's stronger though. That kind of makes me mad." Ironka muttered as he headed back with his partner.

Meanwhile, inside the dressing room, Gon and Killua were looking over the outfits they were supposed to model. This thing was going to start in about an hour and a half so they were going to need to get acquainted with their moves and clothes.

Gon looked through the rack and scratched his head. "There's so much stuff here. Which of it is gonna be what we wear...?"

[Fluffybuttwannabe]

Killua crossed his arms and just had an annoyed look on his face while Gon continued to flip through the clothes. "I don't care," He said with a shrug. "I just want to teach those two assholes a lesson in respect. Pick out whatever you want, I'm going to go try and find those two." He then crept out of the dressing room, planning on picking a fight. His plan was simple, find of them, beat them up, and then force them into the baby clothes and make him walk out on stage. That would save him from having to do it, and get revenge for disrespecting them.

[SDCharm]

"Whatever I want... oh..." Gon grumbled and rubbed his chin. None of these were exactly good choices. No matter what he picked, Killua would probably get angry at him for picking the worst one. Either way, he wanted to see if it was at all possible to narrow things down to the least embarrassing one imaginable... which wasn't possible. It just wasn't.

"Oh... wait. Killua what are you do-!?" Gon gasped and went to speak to him but the door closed.

Ironka, meanwhile, was having a drink with his buddy, sighing with happiness when he laid the cup down. He even rubbed the heads of the kids that ran by and smiled at them. "This is great. It's gonna feel even better when the modeling happens. That's gonna be the ultimate karma for that loser."