Chronicles of Humilation --- Across All Dimensions

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In the fourth dimension, there are a group of people, strong people that are basically gods. They can manipulate anything at will in the 3rd dimension, and watch events unfold without anyone ever knowing. But these beings, these gods had agreed never to interfere with other universes, only watch.

Now, there is a new television show in this universe, one the specializes in the innate stupidity and foolishness of people in the lower dimensions. Every week a new episode premiers showcasing a new story of humiliation and embarrassment that one or more victims of the 3rd dimension have endured.

A loud, gleeful voice boomed as the show's logo appeared on the TV. "Welcome everyone to the first episode of Chronicles of Humiliation. We like to call this story, Fashion Show Disaster. We hope you enjoy."

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Episode 1: Fashion Show Disaster (Hunter X Hunter)



Being a hunter was a life that offered many opportunities and many troublesome problems. The one constant thing was always the adventure aspect of it, and while that was fun and all, the competition aspect tended to crop up every once in a while too. This usually took place whenever someone got a little hot headed and up front with their nonsense.

It was usually a pretty easy thing to ignore but sometimes, you just didn't like people and didn't want to see them win.

Here we were, with a team of boys heading on up to Gon and Killua, two hunters who were currently walking down a crowded boardwalk to see the sights, maybe shop at a store, and grab a bite to eat. These guys were people that Killua knew though. Technically.

One legendary hunter exam saw Killua showing up and being the only one to come out on top because he devastated the competition like an asshole. He crushed the spirits of people who wanted to be hunters and made it so that they never competed again. At least for some of them.

Others tried later and managed to make it. A few others held onto their grudge.

Ironka was a silver haired boy with yellow eyes and thousand yard stare. He showed up behind Killua with his hands in his pockets and smirked.

"Hey Killua. Been a while eh?"

Gon stopped talking to his friend and turned to look at the boy behind them. "Hmm... who are you? Killua, this guy says he knows you..."

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Killua had been in the middle of munching down on a hotdog, when he heard his name being called by Gon. Turning his head, and taking a big bite of it, he blinked his eyes as he looked at the other Silverette and his friend, a shorter blond haired kid that looked about a year older than Gon. Chewing it slowly, he said, "Maybe. You two look kind of familiar, did we meet somewhere," He asked, having no clue what they meant.

Unknown to Killua, these had been two people he had humiliated at the hunter examination. In order to speed things up, he had defeated all the other applicants and took all their numbers, and had been the only one to win that year. He had beat them pretty quick, using Nen to ensure they went down quickly. It had been fun, but there had been so many people that day that he couldn't place them.

The blond haired kid then spoke up, "You don't remember how you humiliated us at the 288th Hunter Examination? You knocked us out and stole our numbers, along with the numbers of everyone else there. I didn't know it then, but you used Nen, which was totally unfair since none of us could do it then," He huffed, clearly pissed off.

"Oh yeah," Killua said with a light-hearted shrug. "Did you guys ever manage to get your licenses?"

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Ironka had a throbbing anger vein on his forehead now. He practically shoved the licence in Killua's face when shouting this back at him. "YES! We did! It took forever to build up enough self-esteem to try again too! I never forgot your face though. Nowadays, you're here frolicking with your boyfriend or something right?"

Gon jolted in surprise, pointing at himself with a very, very light blush of shock on his face. "B-Boyfriend...? Huh...?"

Gon was innocent so he didn't know that was just a tease. He kind of figured it was being spoken literally and not in jest.

"Either way, it's all good now. Me and my buddy here have ourselves a job locked down that any Hunter worth their salt would jump at the chance to snag. What jobs or excavations have you done that have been worth while?" Ironka asked, smirking.

Aside from Greed Island... which wasn't really much of a "job"... jack shit. At least nothing too impressive in the grand scheme of things. They got a lot more powerful facing off against new enemies and such... but anyone could do that. What did they have to put towards their name as hunters.

Gon was trying to think. His head was smoking actually.

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Killua blinked his eyes as he took a bite out of his hotdog, forcing himself to hide a blush at the idea of being Gon's boyfriend. He did have a bit of a crush on Gon, well more of a massive one, but the other was so dense that he never figured it out. "He's not my boyfriend," Killua said with a huff, looking at the other two rather annoyed.

"And sure we might not have had many official jobs, but we've done stuff. We faced off against the Phantom Troup at Yorknew City, and we won Greed Island," He said with a laugh. "Come on Gon, lets get away from these bragers. We have stuff to do anyway," He said with an annoyed face, grabbing Gon's arm and pulling him away.

Only for the blond kid, who's name was Anthony to step in front of them. "So your saying you have not had any official jobs at all? Zero points on your records," He asked with an obnioxous grin.

Killua growled and said, "Well actually, me and Gon were on our way to a really important and rare job now. So suck it," He huffed, pushing past the other and dragging Gon behind him. "Those two get on my nerves," He muttered under his breath as they walked ahead.

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"Uh... we were?" Gon asked, confused. "I thought we were off to get you a Choco-Robo. I heard you say mutter something earlier about underwear shopping too right?" Gon asked, trying to make sure Killua wasn't springing some sort of surprise job on him out of the blue.

"BWHAHAHAA! What? Oh wow! So the married couple is off to do their shopping at Sears or whatever eh?" Ironka sneered with his hands on his hips, leaning forward with a massive punchable grin.

Gon jolted a bit. Whoops. Now he got it. Killua was lying to save face. Gon began to sweat and chuckled a tad, rubbing the back of his head. "Oh... uh... I mean... n-not underwear... less... that and more important stuff... totally..."

Gon wasn't good at saving face.

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Killua growled and said, "Shut up Gon," He huffed, dragging Gon away from the others as quick as he could. "You really need to learn how to lie to people," He said with a scowl the moment they got passed a corner and were out of earshot.

"But, as much as I hate to say it, those two do make a good point. We need to get some good jobs so we can start getting points and moving up in the Hunter Association. It'll help with money too, we're running a bit low on that. Choco-Robos aren't cheap," He said with a growl.

"Do you want to spend some time today for looking a job? Maybe we'll find one in this city that we can do so that we can shut those two up," He pondered, letting go of Gon's arm so that he could think.

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Gon stood with his arms at his side and blinking as he thought things over. He eventually smirked and raised his finger. "Ah-ha. If that's all we've gotta do then leave it to me. It sounds like it'll be super easy to manage something like that." Gon grinned and put his hands on Killua's shoulders. "Do you trust me?"

He asked this with a gleam in his teeth.

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Killua looked at Gon for a second, a bit surprised by how confident the other was. He really thought he could manage to find a high paying job that quick? Still, they didn't really lose anything having Gon go off and try to find something. And he did want a choco-robo, and some new underwear. Yeah, he could let Gon do his thing.

"Of course I trust you Gon. Don't be so embarrassing," He huffed, pulling away from Gon's hand, his face turning red like it did whenever Gon did something like this. "Yeah, go see if you can find us something. I'm going to go get a choco-robo and do some shopping. Want to meet up in the hotel room later," He asked, walking away from Gon towards the mall.

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Gon smiled and nodded. "Awesome. Oh, and make sure to get something to help your face. You keep getting red whenever I touch you." Gon laughed and raced off. Come to think of it, he got red in the face around Killua often as well. Maybe he needed something to fix that too.

Gon asked around town and visited tavern and hotel alike, looking for sufficient enough job postings. However long it took, he eventually managed to find... exactly one.

When he showed this one to Killua and held it up to the white haired boy's face for approval, Gon was noticeably worried and sweaty.

"Heh... Hehehe... s-so I found one... called up the guy and accepted it... I kind of did it before running it by you though but I'm sure you won't mind. S-So what do you think? Sounds cool right?" Gon held up the flyer, giggling nervously as the poster practically sparkled with girly glitter and had strong, ritzy looking cursive on it, outlining the "very serious and impressive" job they had.